AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I dirnk coffee because I like how it tastes.

Thanks to a sore throat that I've no idea how it came to be, my sleeping pattern is fucked and so I'm going to spend the next ten hours in a state of irritation.

Today just kind of sucked.

It's raining and I have to work.
Maybe I'lll try to wait it out

TheStranger wrote:Well, it wouldnt be the first time I apparently despise something the rest of the fucking world is in love with.

...oh god, does that make me a hipster? D8

i hate coffee too so we can be hipsters together

i'll only drink it if the coffee to sugar ratio is like 1:500; ie a few select lattes/frappes at starbucks. and even that is rare coz i refuse to buy it myself and only use gift cards >>

I've never tried starbucks, I've heard their coffee is rubbish.

It's incredibly expensive and they want to try and be "special" with their size names and that's pretty much all I know about it.

But seriously, small medium and large. Stop with the fucking venti. Especially when venti means twenty and comes with twenty-four ounces of coffee.

TheStranger wrote:Well, it wouldnt be the first time I apparently despise something the rest of the fucking world is in love with.

Congratulations you're a human being

This mandatory alcohol education course is hosted on a website that times out whenever I try to submit a page of answers.

I don't ever plan to drink so can I just skip this please

Madican wrote:It's incredibly expensive and they want to try and be "special" with their size names and that's pretty much all I know about it.

But seriously, small medium and large. Stop with the fucking venti. Especially when venti means twenty and comes with twenty-four ounces of coffee.

Most coffee places have their own lingo for stuff like this. You may as well get mad at the Big Gulp.

Except the Big Gulp is a size greater than extra-large. 7-11 still has the usual sizes in addition to it.

It''s stupid but everybody has their own thing, call it something different so it doesn't sound like just generic coffee.

The only time it gets annoying is when they're insistent on you using the sizes.

"I'm sorry, we don't have large, we have grande maxima, is that what you want?"

i have only ever been to one starbucks that insisted i say "grande"

i left the store immediately

It's probably store policy, I feel bad for them sometimes.
Like when they have to call out names, and sometimes those are really really awkward.