AWKWARD ZOMBIE

It concerns me that the middle parts of the US are basically purgatory.

They're not, it's a hugely productive area in terms of pharmaceutical companies.

But that's not funny.

Feels like purgatory from where I'm sitting.

Nebraska is Corn Purgatory

idk I live in Ohio and I like it fine

It's better than Florida

Well how hard is that to beat, really? The only one lower is like, Missisipi

Hooray!

So last year I was forced to buy a $2000 Macbook to get into Shithead University, and when I quit the IT guy in charge of that scam told me to contact him if I couldn't find some poor soul to sell that useless piece of junk to so he could find me a new innocent victim within the upcoming year's batch of hipsters. I contacted him in June, and as it is to be expected from the university that requires you to get three different phone numbers and two successive appointments to get any piece of information (which usually takes about a month), I still haven't got any answer or anything to any of the two different emails I sent him with two different addresses just to be sure. And now I've missed the deadline so all the new students have already ordered their shiny new toys by now.
I was just telling myself I can put up yet another ad to get rid of it when I noticed two scratches from the one time something touched the screen since I got it, so if I ever do get rid of that fucking laptop I'll get a much lower price.
I just want to be over with that part of my life.

Addendum: The guy who plotted in my back to rob me of ~$900 sent me a message while I was writing this rant asking me to give him back my key to the apartment we used to share before Monday so he can bring them back. It reminded me of all the crap they made me go through. At least I mustered the courage to tell him to fuck off.

It's liek the shit storm just never ends man, that really blows but at least it's almost over.

The heat is being absolute murder lately

That one song by Lily Allen (Are you Mine, i think it is?) that goes "5 o'clock in the morning.." came on right as I left Noff's Animal Crossing town just now. I was about to get comfortable and pop flyin' to sleep, but then it turned out to be a stupid rap remix with too much auto tune, and they changed it to be about all about sex. Why do they have to ruin beautiful music?

Cause idiots still buy it. That's all really.

sex is the hottest passion to sing about

The ex-boss still kinda works here, mom made the schedule and he wants to ask her about the days hes working.
All two of them. So I think this means our friendly forumite Gryewolf will have another week of work.
Aw man.