AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Fucking cattle rolled all over me today. Ended up losing my temper at it and instead of just raising my voice I yelled at it pretty bad, which didn't make anything better because it not only made me look like an idiot but it spooked the cow and made it go even more nuts.

Welp okay so it's pretty much confirmed you're an old crazy farmer right?

yeah pretty much man all I really do is just cut the udder and collect the treasure

I hate disappointing people when I don't want to do things they want to do, but it's so annoying when people get mad that I don't want to do what they want. Like right now my brother wants to watch Pacific Rim in D-box seating (special effects chair thing) and I'm not a fan of robots fighting aliens action flicks. He keeps going on about how he's gonna see it alone, or with our younger brother "because someone doesn't like d-box seating for good movies".

I forgot to bring my 3DS charger to work.
Aw man.

Fucking guinea pig decided to bite me hard, it fucking stings like hell.

Cleaned the wound, put a bandaid on it and taken painkillers. Hopefully the painkillers kick in soon.

Just got home from work. I went in at 11am. It is 2am.
Manager called in sick and I covered so I could get some overtime.

Ugghh.

if it makes you feel any better you were absolutely right about the pretzel burger being delicious

There's a thing (an eyelash, maybe) in my eye and I CAN'T GET IT OUT

ARGH
IT'S BEEN THERE FOR A DAY OR SO, TOO

Chopstix wrote:if it makes you feel any better you were absolutely right about the pretzel burger being delicious

That actually does, glad you like it!

We may have to take legal action in order to get my dad's stuff back

What? Why?

Because His wife wouldn't return our calls asking to go in their house to get anything.

Oh crap, that's right, I forgot your dad was remarried. I hope she's not going to be a butt about this.

I noticed another annoying trend in the military. If you need to assert that you know something, all you have to do is say you went to some fancy achool that told you whatever bogus fact you're trying to pass off. For example, the 19 year old who went to medical school before basic training. More recently, the guy who has been in a 3 year pharmaceutical program that told him salts are a name for "soft metals" and not a name for what they actually are, which is a combination of an alkali metal and a halogen. The problem is that I look young, so everyone believes the other guy first.

It's amazing.

EDIT: Well actually that's not all that acurate a description either...it's too general. I'll just quote wikipedia because fuck it:

In chemistry, salts are ionic compounds that result from the neutralization reaction of an acid and a base. They are composed of related numbers of cations (positively charged ions) and anions (negative ions) so that the product is electrically neutral (without a net charge). These component ions can be inorganic such as chloride (Cl−), as well as organic such as acetate (C2H3O2−) and monatomic ions such as fluoride (F−), as well as polyatomic ions such as sulfate (SO42−).