Things that piss you off

[shazza]

i get that a lot if i sit wrong on the computer, especially at work where my chair is kinda shitty

just a strain in that tendon. popping my elbow helps but not everyone can do that.

[Gryewolf]

The only place that I can really gert delivery from says they don't deliver to this address.
Even though I live a couple blocks away from here.
God kill me.

Everytime I've eaten something I was told I could eat it's made me sick, I can't go to the store without underwear because it's hto as fuck outside and not only will I be super uncomfortable but I don't have a change of clothes.

[Ersatz]

My father got mad at me because I decided to stop seeing the therapist who treated me like a freak. Just as I knew he would. I told him he only wanted me to see one because he thinks not knowing exactly what I want to do with my life requires psychiatric help. He answered that such a behavior (i.e. getting rustled that he's calling me out for deciding what's good for me) is why I need a therapist. Sorry, I must have forgotten that happiness is mandatory and problems don't exist as long as you're concerned. Who cares if I'm unable to get along with people, express feelings and enjoy things, or if I was raised by psychos who hated each others and taught me never to trust anyone if I don't want to have my life ruined like theirs, or if I have neither self-confidence nor self-esteem, the only thing wrong about me is clearly that I don't have a degree and a lifetime job to pay for my bourgeois hobbies and illusions of self importance yet, and clearly the way to achieve that is to let a guy with a bazillion diplomas tell me I'm fucked up once a month.

There is no way I can stand living here for the next three years.

[Reyo]

How did I know someone was gonna say "Kewl"?

and why is it actually funny this time

Edit
Why do my arms hurt? There is bodaciously no reason that I can think of for why they hurt.
it's like the inside crook(?) of my elbow?

If it keeps up I might not get very good sleep tonight.
Kinda like last night, only a different part (parts?) of my body.

Because I was the one who said it...obviously...

Also it's probably cancer.

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Jokes on you moderators, that somehow made it better.

[Gryewolf]

I just spent fourty minutes dealing with a big ole miscommunication that was the fault of neither A or B! The wonderful life of work.

[DoNotDelete]

I think I did okay on the English exam for my new job, but the maths exam was hard as balls and the time limit ran out before I could finish.

Reading and calculating goddam percentages all over the place - often calculating percentages from other percentages without knowing what the actual figures involved were - I didn't even have enough time to make all the calculations I needed to do.

I graduated from high school over a decade ago - I haven't done mathematics like this for years!

I hope I haven't fucked up my chances on this new job.

My head hurts.

[impmon08]

There's just something about being told I shouldn't be mad about whatever that just makes me 1000x angrier.

[Gryewolf]

Ah man I am so tired of lceaning dog shit. These little jack offs makean effort not to shit outside whenI leave them there for thirty minutes.
I hate them so much

[Reyo]

There's just something about being told I shouldn't be mad about whatever that just makes me 1000x angrier.

That depends. Did the party in question explain why you shouldn't be angry, or did they just say "You shouldn't be angry."? For example, my roommate recently told me a story about how his girlfriend got rustled off because he didn't feel like committing in an act of coitus with her. This is the same girlfriend who gets angry at any and all occations of my roommate asking her to do the same.

There are certain things that don't warrant anger for very legitimate reasons...

[hotb]

awwww maaaan I'm super tight on dolla at the moment so I'm gonna have to refrain from buying anything in the steam sales

[Madican]

I hate discussing most things to do with science with my mom because she is stuck in the last century for things like radiation. She asserted that people were dying left and right from radiation poisoning after the Japan quake when they went into the power plant and that no one knew what the eventual outcome of the radiation would be.

Cue me showing her an article from the World Health Organization that pretty explicitly says that no one died of radiation poisoning and that the number of cancer cases in the future from the accumulated radiation was expected to be between low and none.l

She believes radiation is an evil, unruly entity that cannot be contained, saying that if a powerplant went critical then it would cause widespread destruction, even though that only happened in Chernobyl because of faulty construction and a legendary amount of human error, and that the water in reactors only exists to cool the rods instead of, you know, keeping the radiation in because it's really awesome at doing that, to the point where you can bodaciously swim in a reactor pool as long as you don't dive down to touch the rods.

[Kamak]

Not even home for 24 hours and my laptop inexplicably stopped working.

Welp. Good thing I have a warranty.

[Nachalnik]

people insisting clementine from the walking dead is white even though she's obviously black and people making excuses up for why she has black parents and her skin tone and there's even some people are even trying to say she's asian for some reason....

why can't people accept the little girl they grew to love over the course of the game is black? why is that such a hard thing for people to do?

[scebboaliwiw]

I hate people who don't seem to realize "innocent until proven guilty" applies to cops as well.

[Gryewolf]

UGh I had a pretty awful dream andI'm so tired because itg distrubed my sleepa whole bunch