AWKWARD ZOMBIE

WELL I GUESS I'M NOT GONNA MAKE SEA SALT ICE CREAM THEN

BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO PRINT OUT THE RECIPES I PRINTED OUT WHEN THEY PREVIOUSLY AGREED THAT THEY WOULD

and also god dammit you guys, stop passive-aggressively making fun of me/calling me stupid
it's not improving my already critically low self-esteem
like
at all

ninja edit; directed towards my immediate family. y'all guys here are fine

customers.

fff I stayed up too late, I'm gonna be tired as balls tomorrow.

Here's hoping I can get to sleep...

i'm so mad and upset

Fox News, ladies and gents.

APPARENTLY NO ONE KNOWS HOW THE FUCK ICE CREAM IS EVEN FUCKING MADE

"Ahuur, just put the eggs and milk in the ice cream maker bowl AND TADA ICE CREAM AAAHA"

NO

THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS YOU SHIPLOADS

again not you guys here, my family is being stupid again

i hate that i get upset when i get kicked from games for no reason

it shouldn't bother me at all but i take it personally or something

I am so tired I can hardly stand it.
I just want to collapse.

Dude, I cant remember you ever being not tired

Yeah but this time it's because I was stupid and stayed up till 4AM

Things that are not great: grandpa being a passive-aggressive cunt about bodaciously everything that bothers him in the slightest.

Sliced my hand open because I'm a fucking idiot. Bled like a geyser until I smothered it, then cleaned it and put some butterfly stitches on it.

Can't wait to get to my first day of work tomorrow and explain that my left hand isn't going to be at all useful.

Your first day should be a lot of health and safety induction type stuff though, so it should be okay at first, right?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure first day stuff is going to be me following people and learning. Maybe some light work at first.

Still doesn't bode well, but it could be worse.