AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Timmies messed my drink up. Twice.

First they forgot the flavour i ordered. Then they did itbagain.


Fuck i just wantba caramel latte is that so much to ask

I hate taking care of apartment paperwork and stuff. ugh.

Reading stories of people selling/destroying their boyfriend's/girlfriend's/wife's/husband's belongings because of confirmed or suspected adultery.

I don't care what the circumstances are, I always hope they get arrested because that is illegal and makes them little better than the one they're trying to harm.

Madican wrote:Reading stories of people selling/destroying their boyfriend's/girlfriend's/wife's/husband's belongings because of confirmed or suspected adultery.

I don't care what the circumstances are, I always hope they get arrested because that is illegal and makes them little better than the one they're trying to harm.

Im pretty sure they DO get arrested, since trashing someone elses property is a crime. Only if said spouse presses charges though, some dont because of the social stigma of adultery

No Tumblr the post I'm trying to make is not empty stop fucking saying that it is

Wanted to walk out of town to some unsupervised pools but when one of the flying rats decided to kick me in the head, I decided to take that as a warning and turned around. I was just entering bird territory at that point.

Ughhh I work lunch tomorrow, that sucks asas and a half.

had a soundtrack in my itunes with the wrong album artist name for a while and i changed it today and felt stupid because i had it right before but i somehow managed to mix the names up with another guy

felt worse when i realised i was playing audiosurf with the wrong artist names the whole time and other people are going to see my mistakes

I misread the temperature outside, so I wore a coat when I REALLY shouldnt have

This jack hole places an oder, has my driver drive ten miles, 30 minutes of traffic, stiffs her, and then has the nerve to call and complain, TO ME, that the portion size is too small.
Go fuck yourself.

We're under a heat advisory and I'm thankful we have a swamp cooler for the day and AC at night.

I hate how I can sleep till noon and still be inexplicably tired all day.

One of these fucking drivers jsut distracted me and I fucked up catching a golden beetle.
I vow to give them shitty orders for the rest of the fucking night

So I get home tonight and I hit a wall of heat as soon as I walk in the door. My fucking idiot stepdad has been sitting here sweating all day, completely unaware or in denial that the air conditioning has stopped working. The thermostat reads 90 and the air coming out of the vents is warm.

He fucking pisses and moans about our electric bill but he's willing to sit in the heat while a broken A/C sucks up energy. If he had gotten this fixed today it would have been great, but now it's not going to be fixed until tomorrow at the earliest, meaning I'll have to sleep in a fucking pool of sweat, if I fucking sleep at all.

Oh, and instead of doing something useful like opening the windows to allow the air to circulate since it is actually cooler outside than in here, he's watching shit on the outrageously huge television which, I am not joking here, serves as a furnace in our house during winter.

i'm sick of watching avgn videos and seeing comments like "WHY AREN'T YOU PUTTING IN MORE EFFORT!!! WHY AREN'T YOU MORE ANGRY!! WHY AREN'T YOU MAKING MORE VIDEOS!!", etc

like do people not realise he has a wife and a newborn baby and that he's making a movie or something as well at the moment

the guy has a lot on his plate