AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Or the mafia, she can't use photoshop with broken kneecaps.

Isn't calling the cops like that frowned upon? I mean it's a bit of an extreme way to resolve a dispute, and I'm sure the men in the uniforms don't appreciate being used like that. I think proper legal threats, or even just a "here is why you are committing a crime and what I can do about it" will keep this petulant teenage girl in line just fine, anyway.

Not even the cops, could be a lawyer. I'm just saying don't be surprised if they say "Oh my gosh we're so sorry we'll fix it right now!"

6 months later: still nothing

I love how my Asisstant Manager got rustled he didn't get fathers day off when he didn't request it off. This happened last year at Halloween too, he got mad he had to work when he didn't request it off in the first place.
Only this time I called him on it as he was slamming around the slicer parts while cleaning them.
His response was 'I'm not mad I don't want anybody thinking that!' and then he slammed the metal pieces of the slicer around some more to prove how not-mad he was.
His reasoning for why he should have automatically got it off was 'there are only two guys who work in the deli we should have both gotten it off'. By that logic he and the other guy should have been the only workers period on mothers day then? Then my Manager texts him to tell him 'not to be mad' and he turns to ask if I texted her about his tantrum and I swear I didn't, I even offer him my phone to check. I'm not sure if he believed me or not but I close with him tomorrow too so that should be super fucking fun.

So a couple of days ago, Bright House came and "Fixed" our internet because it was randomly disconnecting for no reason.

Not only does it still disconnect but now my 3DS will only connect for 2 seconds at a time.





You have no idea how rustled off I am right now.

I get to work lunch on my day off.
Woo fucking hoo.

i just found out for some reason i'm not allowed to use the internet after 9:30 again

are you fucking kidding me

Ugh we are so busy it's not even funny. It went from calm to crazy in like, ten seconds, and just won't let up.

I feel like I'm forgetting something....

I think this feeling is a side-effect of me sitting around and doing nothing all day...

Todayt is one booty shitting after another.

My lips are so brown, I can't believe I need to facebattle so much booty to make up for something that's not even my fault, of cuntsamer service, how I loathe the.

My boss complimented me on not calling him for assistance on this very tiring and busy day.
Hah.
Hahaha.
Hahahahahahaha/wrists

My elliptical broke and it doesn't look like I can fix it

Oh boy mandatory study hall until 8:30

Just found out about Kingdom of Death, and their incredibly high-detail models.
Unfortunately they're all fan service. I just want a really high quality fantasy model, not a girl in a bikini with an oversized sword.

The one model I actually had interest in, the Flower Knight is sold out. :I

I hate combination Business and IT classes. Especially when the homework is to define the business requirements for a new system while adhering to the client's request. This is the client's request.

We would like to take advantage of a more sophisticated, state-of-the art, information systems technology in our Human Resources department.

That tells me absolutely nothing except whoever wrote this knows buzzwords.

Define it with the buzziest words you can. Fuck it just fill a box full of bees and give it to your teacher.