Things that piss you off

[Paranoid Android]

Put the alarm in a plastic ziplock bag or a locked birdcage. Then you have to find a key to open it up or physically unzip it to shut it up

[Madican]

There's also an alarm clock on rubber wheels. When it's time to wake up it runs off your nightstand and to turn it off you have to catch it.

[TheStranger]

It really shouldnt be this hard to wake up in the mornings

[Gryewolf]

You must not sleep much, Stranger.

Also can I fucking go five minutes without being interrupted.
I just want to know that love bites, you guys.

[YCobb]

Stupid shitbag won't take responsibility for losing something I let her borrow, is now threatening to report me for harassment and cyberstalking if I don't stop telling her she needs to return or replace it. You know what's a lot easier? Just being a responsible person.

I'm just going to contact her parents and be done with it.

[Lotharu]

Collapsed after work because I'm so exhausted. Dogs got a hold of my glasses and destroyed them, woke up and stepped right off the couch into them, so I'm bleed, tired, and angry.
I had so much stuff I wanted to do today, but I didn't get ANYTHING done. My shirts for work look disgusting because I can't afford to get them dry-cleaned anymore, the house is a mess because I'm too tired to do anything about it, and the dogs now can't be trusted to be out when I sleep (they were also waking me up every hour for no reason).
Where are my roommates in all this? Kicked the one freeloader out, got someone I hate but has cheddar. Working actual friend roommate sleeps in his room until about an hour until he works at night so there isn't much help.
Other two roommates are on vacation. The main roommate is on vacation from three or four months of joblessness. I'm working 50 hours a week so we can keep this stupid townhouse I didn't want in the first place so she has time to look for a job and she goes on vacation for a week.
Oh, also, since I just left that one job, I currently don't have insurance to get those glasses fixed.

I am so angry I am in tears.

[Barabba]

My dad keeps listening to Alex Jones and InfoWars.

[Tatzel]

Only just now realised that I should've bought a 3DS XL and not a regular 3DS, fffffffffffffffffffuck

[Gryewolf]

Aparently I'm working today, would've been nice to find out before I had my nothing all planned out.

[SaintCrazy]

Mega huge pet peeve

People having long conversations in the public restroom. Restrooms are for business-doing, not social hour. Heaven forbid they try to talk to me while either one of us are in the stall.

[shazza]

Have to make a google+ and facebook account for work and just oh my god can i tell you guys how much i dislike these sites? especially fb holy shit

i really dont want my name on fb at all because i will have 500 people i dont care about trying to be friends with me because they searched my name

good thing is it's on my work email so hopefully i won't be found too easily and when i leave this job it'll disappear

[Madican]

Just do what I do when forced to be on Facebook: ignore everyone. Dismiss every friend request of people who aren't your friend, only get the people you are forced to by work, and shun going to the page as much as possible.

[AngelicSongx]

You can also set it to private, so no one finds you.

[Madican]

You can also set it to private, so no one finds you.

Can't. I at least want employers to see I have one since otherwise they think I have something to hide.

[shazza]

i set everything i could to private...if another employer asks me why its private i'm tell them there's nothing on it anyway lol i only made it for work and i am glad to prove it if they want. it'll disappear as soon as my work email is deleted anyway once i leave