AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Derpasaurus your avatar is perfect for that.

Anyway, I don't understand why my friends make fun of me and make me the butt of jokes all the time. Like, I know that most of them have worse problems, or at least empathize with being alone, sad, and/or bullied. So it hurts and confuses me as to why they do mean things like joyfully close up the group circle so I can't sit with them, say rude things to me, make a big deal about sitting with other people for a few seconds, or poking fun at my small bust size (which I am perfectly comfortable with until they demean me about it). They're all messing around and I know it, but it won't stop hurting every single time.

I'm not gonna hang out with them anymore. (At least at lunch or in the mornings, baby steps.)

But...honey doesn't crystallize. In fact it will maintain its natural state, and still be edible, for much longer than sugar.

Honey does crystallize if it really is pure. Though it's usually at the top for mine, or on the sides where little bits of it are stuck.

That's true. I'm used to store-bought honey where it just becomes sticky.

For me the whole dang jar/bottle/beehive-shaped container thing crystallizes.

It also freezes during the winter because it's cold as fuck up here in the mountains and we keep jars/huge plastic jugs of it outside in the garage.

also the context for my mom's innacuracy was her trying to tell me that a teaspoon of honey in tea is the worst thing ever and i should be ashaaammmeeddd

Well, I'm sorry for liking how honey enhances the flavor of my tea, mom.

I can't have tea without honey.

Can't you just melt down crystallized honey anyway?

Yes.

ITS THE END OF APRIL


WHERE MY SPRING WEATHER AT?

Probably Australia. Was pretty sunny today.

I've been studying Queensland for an essay an all I can feel is envy and sorrow.

Wassamadda Sheila? You don' like those Joeys takin' up ya beach space?

Chuckanuddashrimponthabarbie!

You just prompted me to look up a bit of Fry and Laurie. Specifically the sketch they did spoofing Neighbours.

Makes me cringe at how accurate it is. Terrible show.

At least I managed to contain my drunken self to a single post this time.

And I barely did anything offensive or embarrassing.