AWKWARD ZOMBIE

in the neighboring city a chain of supermarkets closed down so now 3 stores worth or people have migrated to our store, as it's the next closest.
there is no longer gap in customers, no matter how many registers we have open it's never enough we are full to capacity and people keep complaining that there aren't enough registers. No shit we aren't built for a megamalls worth of oeople what else is fucking obvious.
pretty much anyone who proclaims, unprovoked that they are from the closed stores is a huge bitter as about it as well, I love this whole situation.

I'm tired, and have a prety bad headache and wanna go home.
My co-worker isn't feeling well either since she's still getting over her illness.
My boss basically said it's me or her, so I have to stay the night so she can leave at her normal time, which is bullshit.

I just watched the worst anti abortion pro life movie.

It just makes me want to punch Christians in the dick and tell them they aren't in charge of the worlds uterus's.

The Willow Witch wrote:I just watched the worst anti abortion pro life movie.

It just makes me want to punch Christians in the dick and tell them they aren't in charge of the worlds uterus's.

Why do you watch crap like that? Its like watching one of those documentaries about ex-gay camps, it just makes you frustrated that you cant punch everyone involved through the screen. And then step on their balls so they cant reproduce and spread their retardation further.

I was deceived into thinking it was some 'heartwarming' movie about an adopted son being reunited with his long lost mother.

NO HES FROM AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION AND SHE ABORTED HIM AND HE CAME BACK TO MAKE HER FEEL GUILTY FOR HER DESISIONSSSSSS.

Ahahaha

Malum wrote:Wait so breaking the fabric of reality is okay but abortion isn't

It is if its GOD WHO IS PUNISHING YOU FOR REMOVING THE UNTHINKING, UNFEELING MASS OF CELLS FROM YOUR UTERUS, YOU HARLOT!!!

TheStranger wrote:

Malum wrote:Wait so breaking the fabric of reality is okay but abortion isn't

It is if its GOD WHO IS PUNISHING YOU FOR REMOVING THE UNTHINKING, UNFEELING MASS OF CELLS FROM YOUR UTERUS, YOU HARLOT!!!

NO ITS NOT A MASS OF CELLS AN TISSUES ITS A BAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

fingernaaaaaails

Every single time my church has tried to show a movie to prove a point, they try so hard to make it overly emotional that it ends up completely overshooting the point, becoming as relevent as anything you'd find on MTV.

In frankenstein some dude yelled about a dead thing being alive.
Is that kinda like the same thing.

Reyo wrote:Every single time my church has tried to show a movie to prove a point, they try so hard to make it overly emotional that it ends up completely overshooting the point, becoming as relevent as anything you'd find on MTV.

Its a religious issue, its ENTIRERLY based on emotion, without emotion they have no case.

The worst one I've seen is this video where some guy's kid dies while lowering a bridge for the train, which is supposed to be compared to Jesus' death (because "Had the kid not lowered it, like jesus died on the cross, the people on the train, who symbolized everyone who was saved by Jesus, would've died".) except they missed key things like like conductor ignoring the warning light that the bridge was out, the fact that it's entirely too debatable that perhaps Jesus was supposed to die on the cross as God intended, and the fact that Jesus' death didn't physically save anyone, and the fact that God ended up "willingly" giving him up (the guy in the movie had no idea what was happening until it was too late, and even then he FREAKED the hell out. He OBVIOUSLY didn't willingly let it happen). Yeah, there's "spiritual salvation", but was that not what the other 33 years were for in his life? Was dieing on the cross all it took? What was all that galibanting about the middle east for? Could he have effectivey just lazed around all his life, as long as he died on the cross?

No, what it was is they tried to overplay the whole "Oh look, the guy lost his son!" bit even though Fringe did that a hell of a lot better in a single, tangential plot line (and here we go again...)

Teammate still has not submitted their part of the work, leaving our manual only 3/4's done.

Asking the teacher if we can cut him from the assignment so we can move on.

My little brother has hit middle school age not too long ago. This would normally be a trial for everyone, as that is an especially bad point for everyone, but he seems insistent on being a complete fucking booty about it. He thinks he's fucking better than everyone else and it pisses everyone off, and then he cries when people tell him what a prick he's being.

jesus fucking christ he gets asked to do ONE THING and then he "forgets" and when he's "reminded" again he acts like it's out of nowhere and that everyone just hates him, because clearly having him fucking clean the dishes is a terrible thing and we're all just awful for not taking his bullshit

Why do I have to wake up in the morning? Why cant I just close my eyes and be done with it all?