Ryushusupercat wrote:The fact that Twilight is just a sappy romance novel with vampires thrown in at the last second.
Umm... no. I mean, I dislike the book as much as the next guy, but at least make an effort in knowing what it's about when criticising it. The whole "I'm a vampire" was as major a story premise as the entire romance. What you're saying is equivalent to saying that Square only added a story into FinalFantasy7 as an afterthought.
I've got something better than Twilight for a "pisser-offer".
THAT GODDAISIES FUCKING MACAW at my dad's girlfriend's house. Fucking thing NEVER shuts up! And you can hear her from outside, too! Not to mention that she makes this very annoying, high pitched noise that I'm guessing is a poor attempt at a wolf-whistle...along with various other these groaning/moaning noises...and don't tell me "That's what birds do"! I've been told that PLENTY of times, and still say that that macaw should have been left at the pet store. We should have gotten a canary, instead. Or a dove. Doves are so cute. <3.
The fact that, around 5 PM yesterday, my laptop just said "screw this" and BlueScreened and hasnt even been able to get turned on for more than a minute or two before quitting again. I didnt do nothing to make it do that (at least to my knowledge. I might have downloaded something, but I kinda doubt that had to do with it.)
Doesnt help I had all my games and Homework assignments/Programs on there.
And it was a school laptop so they have to fix it. and by that I mean look at it, not be able to turn it on, and say "There's nothing we can do" and charge me twenty bucks. And delete fucking everything.
Reminds me of a time I let some kids use my computer because they wanted to play a game on it, I said "Yeah, sure" and opened up The Maw for them.
I come back a half-hour later to find that they're running around on the internet, I asked what they were doing, and they said "Oh, we got bored." they later ask me what a phishing site is? I ask them why. They say "Because a couple of sites we went to kept on popping up saying that they might be some".
I proceed to drag the kids off, saying that they could've ruined my internet security and/or my computer while placing them back into the care of their parents.