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Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:14 am
by BANANA
Granted, but you soon discover that it hates you just as much as everyone else.
I wish for a fish on a dish I could swish.
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:16 am
by Ironfist
Granted, but the fish doesn't like to be swished and chomps your head off
I wish for a new Metroid game
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 3:18 am
by Unbalanced
It sucks so much, you commit suicide.
I wish I could breathe underwater.
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 3:24 am
by Fireheart storm
Unbalanced wrote:It sucks so much, you commit suicide.
I wish I could breathe underwater.
Granted, but you die to to an oil spill.
I wish I could write a decent, full length Novella
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 3:26 am
by Herdie
Granted, but it's a Twilight book.
I wish upstanding members of society ruled the earth.
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 3:29 am
by Fireheart storm
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Granted, but then the earth is blown up for an intersteller highway of sorts/
I wish I was motivated to get back into shape.
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 3:33 am
by Herdie
Granted, but your self-obsession leads you into a horrible, egotistic spiral, alienating you from all you once loved and cherished,
and turning you into a steroid starved maniac, until your youth leaves you, your cheddar runs out, and you die, cold, ugly, alone and unloved.
(By the way, long post is long.)
I wish I was bringing the sexy back.
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 3:37 am
by BANANA
Your wish is ungrantable.
I wish I had a wish that had no consequences.
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 3:37 am
by Unbalanced
Wish granted, but...that was kind of pointless.
I wish that this wish would be corrupted.
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 3:39 am
by Fireheart storm
Granted, but it's so corupted that it sudenly turns tot he light side and is a good wish again.
I wish the Twi-tards at the school would stop trying to compare Twilight to shakespeare
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 3:41 am
by BANANA
Granted, you die.
I wish I could fly.
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 3:43 am
by epona4
Fireheart storm wrote:Granted, but it's so corupted that it sudenly turns tot he light side and is a good wish again.
I wish the Twi-tards at the school would stop trying to compare Twilight to shakespeare
Granted but then everything else is compared to Twilight, including the philosophies of Plato, Socrates, and Jesus
I wish I had a much better laptop then the one I have now. It's extremely fast and has awesome graphics, no viruses ever, and every graphic design program that I'm good at.
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 3:43 am
by Unbalanced
It runs on vista.
I wish I could make an internet meme.
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 3:58 am
by Herdie
Granted, but it involves a nude picture of you.
I wish I could star in a musical.
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 4:00 am
by Fireheart storm
Granted, but it's Twilight: The musical.
I wish I could get better sleep.