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Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 3:45 pm
by Feyrhagan
Granted, but they were stolen by the abyss.
I wish I knew when Prince of the Dawn comes out.
Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 4:01 pm
by AAA
Granted, but then it get delayed for all eternity.
I wish I had a scalp which were less dry.
Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 4:07 pm
by kuser77
granted, but you had to scalp your best friends to get it, and now everyone is afraid of you.
I wish for a taco
Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 4:37 pm
by AAA
Granted, but now you got diarhea (Whatever how you write it).
You also get raped by a super mario cosplayer.
I wish for ten million kroner.
Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 10:43 pm
by kuser77
granted, but to do so, you must sell everything you own and change all of your other currency you have into kroners. But 5 minutes after the Norwegian Dow Jones crashes along with the Norwegian Krone, making your 1000 krone bills becoming as cheap as the paper it takes to make $3 Bill (American).
You also catch on fire.
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR MAKING ME LEARN STUFF ABOUT PLACES!
I wish that i could cook.
Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 10:48 pm
by SBKT
Granted. You forget how to tie your shoes.
Sucker.
I wish I had no hair.
Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 10:54 pm
by Game Angel
Granted. Your brain freezes to death because the hair can't warm your head.
I wish i had a bitchin' pair of glasses like the Medic.
Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:04 pm
by SBKT
Granted. You get bonked. It doesn't kill you, but the screws holding the glasses in place are launched into your face, killing you.
I wish I had a marijuana plant which was perfect as a christmas tree and was such used as one. Just to piss the cops off.
Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:22 pm
by kuser77
granted, but one day you find out that your 'Christmas Tree' is missing and all the cops in your area smile at you when you pass them on the street.
I wish I could actually draw as well as some web-comic artists can.
Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:27 pm
by Dzone
Granted, but you can't tell a story worth a daisies.
I wish for a never-ending supply of Zero Bars.
Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:32 pm
by kuser77
granted, but you must eat them all within 6.2 seconds (I'll let your imagination do the rest)
I wish tacos were the answer to all of life's problems...
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:28 am
by Oceantiki
kuser77 wrote:granted, but you must eat them all within 6.2 seconds (I'll let your imagination do the rest)
I wish tacos were the answer to all of life's problems...
Tacos.
I wish for a giant minigun made out of a bunch of normal sized miniguns.
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:33 am
by Dzone
Tacos, tacos tacos tacos tacos tacos tacos. (Read: Granted, but it is so unstable that it blows up, killing you.)
I wish tacos weren't the answer to all of life's problems.
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:37 am
by Feyrhagan
They aren't.
I wish that my cat makes it successfully through the pneumonia. Poor Dexter...*not a joke*
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:53 am
by Oceantiki
Granted. It kills you in your sleep.
I wish that candlejack would sto-