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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:22 am
by Fireheart storm
Granted, but they are subbed in French.

I wish I could get a damned job already

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:35 am
by Game Angel
granted, but you must wake up at 12:00 AM in the morning.

I wish my arms didn't hurt, but I still have arms.

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:51 am
by Fireheart storm
Game Angel wrote:granted, but you must wake up at 12:00 AM in the morning.

I wish my arms didn't hurt, but I still have arms.
....that's no big deal to me.

Your arms no longer hurt because all feeling and ability to use them has left you, but you still have them.

I wish my civics class would GTFO

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 3:46 pm
by EmoNemo
Through a horrible mix up your Civics class is discontinued.
In fact, Civics itself no longer exists.
You're elected president 2 days later... by accident
You have no clue what you're doing and the U.S. of A. is nuked in the 37 minutes you're in office
WAAAAAAAAAAY TO GO!!!!


I wish a bucket of bacon!!!!

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 5:48 pm
by The Idiotic Oracle
Granted. I ate it.


I wish i could only get perfect grades without trying or cheating.

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 7:32 pm
by Game Angel
Granted, but you fail at everything else.

I wish I had Team Fortress 2 for the PC and a good PC to play it on.

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 6:20 pm
by The Idiotic Oracle
Granted.

But you're grounded forever.



I wish my hair would stop curling out on one side and curling under on the other. BE EVEN, DAMMIT. *ocd*

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 6:21 pm
by Airigh
The Idiotic Oracle wrote:Granted.

But you're grounded forever.



I wish my hair would stop curling out on one side and curling under on the other. BE EVEN, DAMMIT. *ocd*
(My hair does that too!)

Granted, but you have no hair.

I wish it were about 5 degrees cooler in this room.

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:07 pm
by duhrdotcom
Granted, but the knob to the thermostat falls off and it keeps going to random temperatures.

I wish I had TF2 and Steam.

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:08 pm
by Fluffdick
Granted, but steam.exe and tf.exe will always crash

I wish I had a mini nuke

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:10 pm
by Dzone
Granted, it's in your stomach.

I wish I had a better video card in my laptop.

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:13 pm
by Game Angel
Granted, but then your laptop overheats and melts into lava.

I wish I had more ambition.

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:16 pm
by Fluffdick
Granted, But you destroy the world

I wish I had a laptop that doesn't turn off when playing games

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:29 pm
by Dzone
Granted, but it turns off just as you are about to save an important document.

I wish I had a cooling pad to go under my laptop.

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:52 pm
by Hoshika-Pichu
Granted, but then your laptop becomes frozen solid.

I wish that teenagers were less lame.