[Forum Game]Corrupt a Wish

AAA · Post by **AAA** » Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:40 pm

Game Angel wrote:Granted, but both your eyes get poked out.

I wish I knew how to use a bow and arrows.

Granted, but all bow and arrows is erased from the world and no more can be made. And you die.

I wish there was some better things on TV.

Defenestrator2.0 · Post by **Defenestrator2.0** » Sun Mar 29, 2009 3:36 pm

Granted. Now it sucks even HARDER.

Momma, ooOOOOoooo... I don't want to die, I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all...

Dzone · Post by **Dzone** » Sun Mar 29, 2009 5:53 pm

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the fandango

I wish I was listening to that song right now.

SBKT · Post by **SBKT** » Sun Mar 29, 2009 7:00 pm

Granted. It sticks in your head and distracts you to the point where you starve to death.

I wish I had some coffee.

bagofnuts · Post by **bagofnuts** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:16 am

Granted. They used Splenda instead of salt.

I wish I had a potted plant in my bedroom that smelled nice.

Game Angel · Post by **Game Angel** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:25 am

Granted, but then in the night it grows evil vines and chokes you to death.

I wish my new microphone worked with my computer.

SBKT · Post by **SBKT** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:29 am

Granted. Your monitor stops working.

AGAIN, I wish I had coffee. Cripes, man. I'm diabetic and all I can have is splenda anyways. :/

Game Angel · Post by **Game Angel** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:33 am

Granted, but it is loaded with sugar and is decaf.

I wish my feet didn't get so cold, but I still have feet.

bagofnuts · Post by **bagofnuts** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:41 am

Granted. Someone spills fresh, warm blood all over your feet and cleans them while apologizing. And then they slit your throat.

I wish I had ice cream.

AAA · Post by **AAA** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:15 pm

bagofnuts wrote:Granted. Someone spills fresh, warm blood all over your feet and cleans them while apologizing. And then they slit your throat.

I wish I had ice cream.

Granted, but it is spinach.

The Willow Witch · Post by **The Willow Witch** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:44 pm

You dident make a wish.

I wish my dad would buy me a new computer that doesent suck.

bagofnuts · Post by **bagofnuts** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:48 am

Granted. But its fan is placed in such a position that it constantly blows hot computer air at your face. Nonstop.

I wish people would know how to spell "don't" by 6th grade.

duhrdotcom · Post by **duhrdotcom** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:02 am

bagofnuts wrote:Granted. But its fan is placed in such a position that it constantly blows hot computer air at your face. Nonstop.

I wish people would know how to spell "don't" by 6th grade.

Granted, but everyone forgets your name.

I wish they would make a good movie based of a video game.

Game Angel · Post by **Game Angel** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:19 am

Granted, but you can't get it on DVD.

I wish Yoshi would get out of our Skype conversations if he hated us all so much.

lyra/dicks · Post by **lyra/dicks** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:11 am

Granted, but he opens a dimensional hole and Username slips in.

I wish I could find the japanese Yu-Gi-Oh episodes. D: