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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:02 pm
by Link79957
Granted, but you have so much stuff to do that you suffer from excess stress and end up in a hospital next to some old guy who eats stinky cheese all day long while singing the Barney theme song.
I wish I had more gum.
Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:05 pm
by Game Angel
Granted, but it's really stiff and bad tasting.
I wish for a new headset.
Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:11 pm
by lyra/dicks
Granted, but it electrocutes you and you die. Painfully.
I wish my wish wouldn't be corrupted. :awesome:
Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:14 pm
by Airigh
Granted, everything else is.
I wish we weren't infested with ants.
Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:17 pm
by lyra/dicks
Granted, now you're infested with tiny lesbian fairies who keep making more little lesbian fairies right in front of your eyes. And they're Asian.
I wish Yeili would link me to the japanese YGO episodes.
Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:21 pm
by Link79957
granted, but the quality is terrible and you can't see a thing.
I wish for three more wishes.
Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:24 pm
by Game Angel
granted, but they are bad wishes.
I wish I could kill somebody I hate by poisoning them and not get arrested.
Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:32 pm
by Dzone
Granted, but the guilt drives you insane.
I wish I had a day to just freak out, go nuts, and do whatever I want.
Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:33 pm
by Fluffdick
Granted, but you get arrested
I wish this wasn't the only thread we are posting in
Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:11 am
by Game Angel
Granted, but then a troll messes up that thread.
I wish I didn't have such bad allergies.
Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:41 am
by IndigoCrystal
Game Angel wrote:Granted, but then a troll messes up that thread.
I wish I didn't have such bad allergies.
Granted. You go through a near-death situation with the surgery.
I wish I could get a manicure.
Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 2:42 am
by Link79957
Granted; but the nail polish is really acid and your hands burn off.
I wish it was the sumer holidays.
Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 2:53 am
by Game Angel
Granted, but then you get sunburn and skin cancer.
I wish I could go on an adventure.
Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 3:05 am
by Link79957
Game Angel wrote:Granted, but then you get sunburn and skin cancer.
I wish I could go on an adventure.
Granted, but you get eaten by lions the second you step outside.
I wish I could take fencing lessons.
Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 3:14 am
by Game Angel
Granted, but both your eyes get poked out.
I wish I knew how to use a bow and arrows.