[Forum Game]Corrupt a Wish

Link79957 · Post by **Link79957** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:02 pm

Granted, but you have so much stuff to do that you suffer from excess stress and end up in a hospital next to some old guy who eats stinky cheese all day long while singing the Barney theme song.

I wish I had more gum.

Game Angel · Post by **Game Angel** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:05 pm

Granted, but it's really stiff and bad tasting.

I wish for a new headset.

lyra/dicks · Post by **lyra/dicks** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:11 pm

Granted, but it electrocutes you and you die. Painfully.

I wish my wish wouldn't be corrupted. :awesome:

Airigh · Post by **Airigh** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:14 pm

Granted, everything else is.

I wish we weren't infested with ants.

lyra/dicks · Post by **lyra/dicks** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:17 pm

Granted, now you're infested with tiny lesbian fairies who keep making more little lesbian fairies right in front of your eyes. And they're Asian.

I wish Yeili would link me to the japanese YGO episodes.

Link79957 · Post by **Link79957** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:21 pm

granted, but the quality is terrible and you can't see a thing.

I wish for three more wishes.

Game Angel · Post by **Game Angel** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:24 pm

granted, but they are bad wishes.

I wish I could kill somebody I hate by poisoning them and not get arrested.

Dzone · Post by **Dzone** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:32 pm

Granted, but the guilt drives you insane.

I wish I had a day to just freak out, go nuts, and do whatever I want.

Fluffdick · Post by **Fluffdick** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:33 pm

Granted, but you get arrested

I wish this wasn't the only thread we are posting in

Game Angel · Post by **Game Angel** » Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:11 am

Granted, but then a troll messes up that thread.

I wish I didn't have such bad allergies.

IndigoCrystal · Post by **IndigoCrystal** » Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:41 am

Game Angel wrote:Granted, but then a troll messes up that thread.

I wish I didn't have such bad allergies.

Granted. You go through a near-death situation with the surgery.

I wish I could get a manicure.

Link79957 · Post by **Link79957** » Sun Mar 29, 2009 2:42 am

Granted; but the nail polish is really acid and your hands burn off.

I wish it was the sumer holidays.

Game Angel · Post by **Game Angel** » Sun Mar 29, 2009 2:53 am

Granted, but then you get sunburn and skin cancer.

I wish I could go on an adventure.

Link79957 · Post by **Link79957** » Sun Mar 29, 2009 3:05 am

Game Angel wrote:Granted, but then you get sunburn and skin cancer.

I wish I could go on an adventure.

Granted, but you get eaten by lions the second you step outside.

I wish I could take fencing lessons.

Game Angel · Post by **Game Angel** » Sun Mar 29, 2009 3:14 am

Granted, but both your eyes get poked out.

I wish I knew how to use a bow and arrows.