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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:26 pm
by BANANA
Granted, but whatever you put the batteries in explodes and your batteries are all over the floor and ceiling now.
And you can't reach it.
I wish my retarded scanner worked.
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:34 pm
by duhrdotcom
Granted, you get a job as a Crash Test Dummy.
I wish my Wiimotes Worked Now.
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:34 pm
by Airigh
Granted, the wouldn't work later.
I wish I could lose 30 pounds.
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:06 am
by bagofnuts
Granted, you lose 30 pounds worth of bones in your legs, and possibly arms. Your legs snap and you can barely pull yourself across the floor to get to the phone.
I wish this muffin actually tasted like chocolate.
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:53 am
by lyra/dicks
Granted, but it tastes like the... other... chocolate.
I wish I had a Shiny Stone in my Platinum.
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:55 am
by SBKT
Granted, but since it's a bug and you saved and turned the game off, you turn it back on to find nothing. daisies, bud. Shoulda just went ahead and used it.
I wish I had a fancy DSLR camera.
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:03 am
by duhrdotcom
Granted, but you drop it and the shell opens, revealing it to be an old, cheap camera.
I wish you guys would STOP BREAKING ALL MY GOD daisies WII STUFF. I DON'T WANNA BE STUCK WITH A DS AND A PS2 THE REST OF MY LIFE.
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:13 am
by SBKT
Granted. YOU break the Wii parts.
I wish I had some beef jerky.
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:25 am
by Dzone
Granted, but it gets stuck in your teeth, and no matter what you do, YOU CAN'T GET IT OUT.
I wish I was a master chef.
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:03 am
by [Insert Fail]
Granted, but a kitchen accident leaves you with no hands and only half of your right big toe.
I wish I could visit St. Louis one more time.
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:30 pm
by duhrdotcom
Granted, but you get on the wrong plane when you leave. The plane gets highjacked, and they throw you off it. Your Body lands right next to me.
*lives in St.Loius*
I wish I could find the comics for today.
PAGE GET!
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:39 pm
by bagofnuts
Granted, you find the comics but they are all terrible slapstick comedy and you end up never laughing again except at physical violence like someone getting shot in the butt.
I wish my fingernails weren't messed up.
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:34 pm
by The Willow Witch
Granted you no longer have fingers at all, good luck scratching your self.
I wish i could afford new games.
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:18 pm
by duhrdotcom
Granted, but there games for systems you don't have.
I wish I could beat Blizzard Man's stage in MM6.
Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 12:01 pm
by AAA
duhrdotcom wrote:Granted, but there games for systems you don't have.
I wish I could beat Blizzard Man's stage in MM6.
Granted, but now you suck at everything else.