[Forum Game]Corrupt a Wish

BANANA · Post by **BANANA** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:26 pm

Granted, but whatever you put the batteries in explodes and your batteries are all over the floor and ceiling now. And you can't reach it.

I wish my retarded scanner worked.

duhrdotcom · Post by **duhrdotcom** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:34 pm

Granted, you get a job as a Crash Test Dummy.

I wish my Wiimotes Worked Now.

Airigh · Post by **Airigh** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:34 pm

Granted, the wouldn't work later.

I wish I could lose 30 pounds.

bagofnuts · Post by **bagofnuts** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:06 am

Granted, you lose 30 pounds worth of bones in your legs, and possibly arms. Your legs snap and you can barely pull yourself across the floor to get to the phone.

I wish this muffin actually tasted like chocolate.

lyra/dicks · Post by **lyra/dicks** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:53 am

Granted, but it tastes like the... other... chocolate.

I wish I had a Shiny Stone in my Platinum.

SBKT · Post by **SBKT** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:55 am

Granted, but since it's a bug and you saved and turned the game off, you turn it back on to find nothing. daisies, bud. Shoulda just went ahead and used it.

I wish I had a fancy DSLR camera.

duhrdotcom · Post by **duhrdotcom** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:03 am

Granted, but you drop it and the shell opens, revealing it to be an old, cheap camera.

I wish you guys would STOP BREAKING ALL MY GOD daisies WII STUFF. I DON'T WANNA BE STUCK WITH A DS AND A PS2 THE REST OF MY LIFE.

SBKT · Post by **SBKT** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:13 am

Granted. YOU break the Wii parts.

I wish I had some beef jerky.

Dzone · Post by **Dzone** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:25 am

Granted, but it gets stuck in your teeth, and no matter what you do, YOU CAN'T GET IT OUT.

I wish I was a master chef.

Post by **[Insert Fail]** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:03 am

Granted, but a kitchen accident leaves you with no hands and only half of your right big toe.

I wish I could visit St. Louis one more time.

duhrdotcom · Post by **duhrdotcom** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:30 pm

Granted, but you get on the wrong plane when you leave. The plane gets highjacked, and they throw you off it. Your Body lands right next to me.
*lives in St.Loius*

I wish I could find the comics for today.

PAGE GET!

bagofnuts · Post by **bagofnuts** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:39 pm

Granted, you find the comics but they are all terrible slapstick comedy and you end up never laughing again except at physical violence like someone getting shot in the butt.

I wish my fingernails weren't messed up.

The Willow Witch · Post by **The Willow Witch** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:34 pm

Granted you no longer have fingers at all, good luck scratching your self.

I wish i could afford new games.

duhrdotcom · Post by **duhrdotcom** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:18 pm

Granted, but there games for systems you don't have.

I wish I could beat Blizzard Man's stage in MM6.

AAA · Post by **AAA** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 12:01 pm

duhrdotcom wrote:Granted, but there games for systems you don't have.

I wish I could beat Blizzard Man's stage in MM6.

Granted, but now you suck at everything else.