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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:03 am
by Dzone
Granted.
I wish the turkey in my rotisserie was done now.
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:06 am
by Leoj
Dzone wrote:Granted.
I wish the turkey in my rotisserie was done now.
Granted, but it got burned.
I wish for an incorruptible wish.
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:15 am
by duhrdotcom
Leoj wrote:Dzone wrote:Granted.
I wish the turkey in my rotisserie was done now.
Granted, but it got burned.
I wish for an incorruptible wish.
Granted.
All your friends turn into homicidal maniacs that kill froggies.
(WTF)
I wish my Brawl disc worked.
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:22 am
by Leoj
duhrdotcom wrote:Leoj wrote:Dzone wrote:Granted.
I wish the turkey in my rotisserie was done now.
Granted, but it got burned.
I wish for an incorruptible wish.
Granted.
All your friends turn into homicidal maniacs that kill froggies.
(WTF)
I wish my Brawl disc worked.
Granted but your wii breaks.
I use my incorruptible wish to return everything to normal.
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:25 am
by Dzone
Granted, nothing happens.
I wish for a giant bowl of Cap'n Crunch with whole milk.
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:39 am
by iconsting
Granted, it tips over and you drown.
I wish there weren't any preps in my neighborhood.
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:42 am
by Leoj
Granted, but now you are a prep.
I wish I knew the answer to:
The wave function of a particle is ψ = A sin(x) between zero and π, and it is zero everywhere else. What is the value of the constant A? What is the probability, that the particle is between zero and 2.28 ?
Its sqrt(pi/2) for A
ok new wish:
I wish I didn't have to work anymore.
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:33 am
by [Insert Fail]
Granted, but now you whore yourself for cheddar.
I wish Bruce Willis was my daddy.
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:21 am
by duhrdotcom
Granted, but he is off acting and never has time to play catch. You go suicidal and kill yourself with a keyboard, an electric fan, and a LEGO piece.
I wish my Wii works now.
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 1:32 pm
by Plasma
duhrdotcom wrote:I wish my Wii works now.
Granted, but your WiiMotes don't.
I wish for a Jigglypuff.
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 1:41 pm
by SBKT
Granted. After 6 years you realize it was an obese cat who was painted PANK and had voice problems.
I wish I could be pop flyin'.
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:11 pm
by Leoj
SBKT wrote:Granted. After 6 years you realize it was an obese cat who was painted PANK and had voice problems.
I wish I could be pop flyin'.
granted but then you die.
i wish i knew the meaning of life.
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:14 pm
by Plasma
Granted. But it's so utterly depressing that your brain shuts down near-instantly.
I wish that people wouldn't be so goddam stupid on Youtube.
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:46 pm
by Dzone
Granted, now there are stupid people HERE.
I wish that I had a microwave that has a pizza oven on top of it.
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:51 pm
by lyra/dicks
Granted, but it explodes and your pizza is all over the floor and ceiling now. And you can't reach it.
I wish my batteries worked when I put them in instead of magically draining themselves of all power.
