[Forum Game]Corrupt a Wish

Dzone · Post by **Dzone** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:03 am

Granted.

I wish the turkey in my rotisserie was done now.

Leoj · Post by **Leoj** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:06 am

Dzone wrote:Granted.

I wish the turkey in my rotisserie was done now.

Granted, but it got burned.

I wish for an incorruptible wish.

duhrdotcom · Post by **duhrdotcom** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:15 am

Leoj wrote:
Dzone wrote:Granted.

I wish the turkey in my rotisserie was done now.
Granted, but it got burned.

I wish for an incorruptible wish.

Granted.
All your friends turn into homicidal maniacs that kill froggies.
(WTF)
I wish my Brawl disc worked.

Leoj · Post by **Leoj** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:22 am

duhrdotcom wrote:
Leoj wrote:
Dzone wrote:Granted.

I wish the turkey in my rotisserie was done now.
Granted, but it got burned.

I wish for an incorruptible wish.
Granted.
All your friends turn into homicidal maniacs that kill froggies.
(WTF)
I wish my Brawl disc worked.

Granted but your wii breaks.

I use my incorruptible wish to return everything to normal.

Dzone · Post by **Dzone** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:25 am

Granted, nothing happens.

I wish for a giant bowl of Cap'n Crunch with whole milk.

iconsting · Post by **iconsting** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:39 am

Granted, it tips over and you drown.

I wish there weren't any preps in my neighborhood.

Leoj · Post by **Leoj** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:42 am

Granted, but now you are a prep.

I wish I knew the answer to:

The wave function of a particle is ψ = A sin(x) between zero and π, and it is zero everywhere else. What is the value of the constant A? What is the probability, that the particle is between zero and 2.28 ?

Its sqrt(pi/2) for A

ok new wish:

I wish I didn't have to work anymore.

Post by **[Insert Fail]** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:33 am

Granted, but now you whore yourself for cheddar.

I wish Bruce Willis was my daddy.

duhrdotcom · Post by **duhrdotcom** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:21 am

Granted, but he is off acting and never has time to play catch. You go suicidal and kill yourself with a keyboard, an electric fan, and a LEGO piece.

I wish my Wii works now.

Plasma · Post by **Plasma** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 1:32 pm

duhrdotcom wrote:I wish my Wii works now.

Granted, but your WiiMotes don't.

I wish for a Jigglypuff.

SBKT · Post by **SBKT** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 1:41 pm

Granted. After 6 years you realize it was an obese cat who was painted PANK and had voice problems.

I wish I could be pop flyin'.

Leoj · Post by **Leoj** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:11 pm

SBKT wrote:Granted. After 6 years you realize it was an obese cat who was painted PANK and had voice problems.

I wish I could be pop flyin'.

granted but then you die.

i wish i knew the meaning of life.

Plasma · Post by **Plasma** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:14 pm

Granted. But it's so utterly depressing that your brain shuts down near-instantly.

I wish that people wouldn't be so goddam stupid on Youtube.

Dzone · Post by **Dzone** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:46 pm

Granted, now there are stupid people HERE.

I wish that I had a microwave that has a pizza oven on top of it.

lyra/dicks · Post by **lyra/dicks** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:51 pm

Granted, but it explodes and your pizza is all over the floor and ceiling now. And you can't reach it.

I wish my batteries worked when I put them in instead of magically draining themselves of all power.