AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Posted: **Sat Mar 07, 2009 8:54 pm**

Subliminal Edgeworth.. sounds sexy. :O

Granted. I start biting them instead. <3

Posted: **Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:51 am**

You forgot to wish, so I'll make a new one.

I wish I were in Alabama.

Posted: **Sun Mar 08, 2009 3:57 am**

Granted but you get sent out five seconds later.

I wish my cat was still alive and fully fine and healthy...

Posted: **Sun Mar 08, 2009 4:08 am**

Granted, but you die.

I wish I didn't lose an hours sleep tonight due to daylights savings

Posted: **Sun Mar 08, 2009 4:21 am**

Fireheart storm wrote:Granted, but you die.

I wish I didn't lose an hours sleep tonight due to daylights savings

Granted. You're now nocturnal.

I wish that all of the stupid people at school would just learn.

Posted: **Sun Mar 08, 2009 3:56 pm**

Granted. Now you're the stupid person at school because they're all geniuses.

I wish people would talk to me more... ;-;

Posted: **Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:31 pm**

Granted, but your banana is now a hat.

I wish that people would stop making wishes with such predictable outcomes.

Posted: **Sun Mar 08, 2009 9:33 pm**

REJECTED! You know that it is impossible. Instead your hat becomes a banana!

I wish I could object more often.

Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:36 am**

Granted, but you became a lawyer so now everyone assumes you're nothing but scum.

I wish I had one of those old-style hats people like Abraham Lincoln used to always wear.

Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2009 1:10 am**

Zink wrote:Granted, but you became a lawyer so now everyone assumes you're nothing but scum.

I wish I had one of those old-style hats people like Abraham Lincoln used to always wear.

Granted. That's the only piece of clothing you own now.

I wish I had some sushi THAT ISN'T TAINTED.

Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:28 pm**

Granted, you listen to it so loud that you co completely deaf.

I wish my parents would let me go camping with my friends.

Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:43 pm**

iconsting wrote:Granted, you listen to it so loud that you co completely deaf.

I wish my parents would let me go camping with my friends.

Granted. You set camp on a poison ivy garden and get an infection for ten weeks.

I wish those teeth whitening strips wouldn't make my teeth sting.

Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:02 pm**

Granted. They melt them.

I wish my wang were bigger.

Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:04 pm**

Granted, but "doing the naughty" causes too much friction, therefore your dick catches on fire and soon your whole body.

I wish I actually had hips. D:>

Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:17 pm**

Granted, but now you don't have tiddies.

I wish that spring would hurry up and get here already!

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