AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Granted, now no one will shut up about celebrities.

I wish for the perfect candy bar.

Granted, but i eated it


I wish Roy could come back for good. Roy's our boy!

The Idiotic Oracle wrote:Granted, but i eated it


I wish Roy could come back for good. Roy's our boy!

Granted, but it is only his finger... Which get raped... Again and again.

I wish people could explain the IN AMERICA and the IN CANADA for me.

Page get!

Trygve wrote:

The Idiotic Oracle wrote:Granted, but i eated it


I wish Roy could come back for good. Roy's our boy!

Granted, but it is only his finger... Which get raped... Again and again.

I wish people could explain the IN AMERICA and the IN CANADA for me.

Page get!

Granted, but now you don't understand what Rickrolling is.

I wish I had a nice dress for prom.

Granted, now your prom date has a pair of sweatpants on, a filthy shirt that says "No fat chicks", and a greasy mop of hair on his head.

I wish I knew how to use the GIMP-

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF I already made a wish similar to this!

I wish for all the stench in the world to go away.

Damnit! I didn't edit it in time!

Dzone wrote:Granted, now your prom date has a pair of sweatpants on, a filthy shirt that says "No fat chicks", and a greasy mop of hair on his head.

I wish I knew how to use the GIMP well.

Granted, you were able to haggle with the gimp and he lends you two whores for ten bucks.

I wish I had an ice cream

Trygve wrote:

Dzone wrote:Granted, now your prom date has a pair of sweatpants on, a filthy shirt that says "No fat chicks", and a greasy mop of hair on his head.

I wish I knew how to use the GIMP well.

Granted, you were able to haggle with the gimp and he lends you two whores for ten bucks.

I wish I had an ice cream

Granted, but it's durian ice cream.

(DURIANS are a fruit in the southern pacific islands. They are spiky and have a terrible odor and taste. They can be made into ice cream flavors, and do not give a plesent taste in the dessert, either.)

I wish Zac Efron would look more manlier.

(HE'S SO BEAUTIFUL MY EYES. >< Down with metros!)

Granted, but now he's a total beefcake and a dick.

I wish that it took me a shorter time to put on makeup in the morning but I still get a morning and a face.

Game Angel wrote:Granted, but now he's a total beefcake and a dick.

I wish that it took me a shorter time to put on makeup in the morning but I still get a morning and a face.

Granted, but there's no time to eat breakfast.

I wish to publish comics someday.

Granted, but someone believes you have stolen it from Disney and sues you for every penny you got.

I wish I could sleep, eat, have freetime and still have the time for homework.

Ame no Akai wrote:Granted. You start using diapers.

I wish milk wouldn't give me stomach aches.

Granted, you got no stoumach now.

I wish that the Watchmen movie is good.

Grantes. All the other movies are so bad, the Watchmen is good by comparison and the definition of good is changed to accommodate.


I wish Sinbad the Pirate was funny.

Granted, everything else is too. You die when your lungs collapse from laughter.

I wish I had a pet tiger.

Granted. You end up like that famous tiger guy, maimed and lamed.


I wish that Apollo Justice had Edgeworth in it, even if it's just one line, or even just his name mentioned...

The Idiotic Oracle wrote:Granted. You end up like that famous tiger guy, maimed and lamed.


I wish that Apollo Justice had Edgeworth in it, even if it's just one line, or even just his name mentioned...

Granted. He appears for a split millisecond, so you have to look closely for his image. Kind of like subliminal advertising, eh?

I wish I would stop biting my nails.