[Forum Game]Corrupt a Wish

Dzone · Post by **Dzone** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:49 pm

Granted, now no one will shut up about celebrities.

I wish for the perfect candy bar.

The Idiotic Oracle · Post by **The Idiotic Oracle** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:53 pm

Granted, but i eated it

I wish Roy could come back for good. Roy's our boy!

AAA · Post by **AAA** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:03 am

The Idiotic Oracle wrote:Granted, but i eated it

I wish Roy could come back for good. Roy's our boy!

Granted, but it is only his finger... Which get raped... Again and again.

I wish people could explain the IN AMERICA and the IN CANADA for me.

Page get!

IndigoCrystal · Post by **IndigoCrystal** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:15 am

Trygve wrote:
The Idiotic Oracle wrote:Granted, but i eated it

I wish Roy could come back for good. Roy's our boy!
Granted, but it is only his finger... Which get raped... Again and again.

I wish people could explain the IN AMERICA and the IN CANADA for me.

Page get!

Granted, but now you don't understand what Rickrolling is.

I wish I had a nice dress for prom.

Dzone · Post by **Dzone** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:18 am

Granted, now your prom date has a pair of sweatpants on, a filthy shirt that says "No fat chicks", and a greasy mop of hair on his head.

I wish I knew how to use the GIMP-

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF I already made a wish similar to this!

I wish for all the stench in the world to go away.

Damnit! I didn't edit it in time!

AAA · Post by **AAA** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:57 am

Dzone wrote:Granted, now your prom date has a pair of sweatpants on, a filthy shirt that says "No fat chicks", and a greasy mop of hair on his head.

I wish I knew how to use the GIMP well.

Granted, you were able to haggle with the gimp and he lends you two whores for ten bucks.

I wish I had an ice cream

IndigoCrystal · Post by **IndigoCrystal** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 2:45 am

Trygve wrote:
Dzone wrote:Granted, now your prom date has a pair of sweatpants on, a filthy shirt that says "No fat chicks", and a greasy mop of hair on his head.

I wish I knew how to use the GIMP well.
Granted, you were able to haggle with the gimp and he lends you two whores for ten bucks.

I wish I had an ice cream

Granted, but it's durian ice cream.

(DURIANS are a fruit in the southern pacific islands. They are spiky and have a terrible odor and taste. They can be made into ice cream flavors, and do not give a plesent taste in the dessert, either.)

I wish Zac Efron would look more manlier.

(HE'S SO BEAUTIFUL MY EYES. >< Down with metros!)

Game Angel · Post by **Game Angel** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 3:34 am

Granted, but now he's a total beefcake and a dick.

I wish that it took me a shorter time to put on makeup in the morning but I still get a morning and a face.

IndigoCrystal · Post by **IndigoCrystal** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 4:03 am

Game Angel wrote:Granted, but now he's a total beefcake and a dick.

I wish that it took me a shorter time to put on makeup in the morning but I still get a morning and a face.

Granted, but there's no time to eat breakfast.

I wish to publish comics someday.

AAA · Post by **AAA** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 11:02 am

Granted, but someone believes you have stolen it from Disney and sues you for every penny you got.

I wish I could sleep, eat, have freetime and still have the time for homework.

AAA · Post by **AAA** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:35 pm

Ame no Akai wrote:Granted. You start using diapers.

I wish milk wouldn't give me stomach aches.

Granted, you got no stoumach now.

I wish that the Watchmen movie is good.

The Idiotic Oracle · Post by **The Idiotic Oracle** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 6:42 pm

Grantes. All the other movies are so bad, the Watchmen is good by comparison and the definition of good is changed to accommodate.

I wish Sinbad the Pirate was funny.

SBKT · Post by **SBKT** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:18 pm

Granted, everything else is too. You die when your lungs collapse from laughter.

I wish I had a pet tiger.

The Idiotic Oracle · Post by **The Idiotic Oracle** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:38 am

Granted. You end up like that famous tiger guy, maimed and lamed.

I wish that Apollo Justice had Edgeworth in it, even if it's just one line, or even just his name mentioned...

IndigoCrystal · Post by **IndigoCrystal** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:39 am

The Idiotic Oracle wrote:Granted. You end up like that famous tiger guy, maimed and lamed.

I wish that Apollo Justice had Edgeworth in it, even if it's just one line, or even just his name mentioned...

Granted. He appears for a split millisecond, so you have to look closely for his image. Kind of like subliminal advertising, eh?

I wish I would stop biting my nails.