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Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:57 am
by AAA
Trennicus wrote:Granted, but neither would the interwebs people you know today. ]:
I wish for more time.
Granted, but you use that time scrubbing your grandfathers warty feet.
I wish Katie made a Linebeck comic!
Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:18 pm
by Fooflyer
Granted, but it has WoW crossovers
I wish I had some more coffee
Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 2:09 pm
by SBKT
Granted. It's made with horse shit.
I wish I had a passport.
Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:00 pm
by IndigoCrystal
Ame no Akai wrote:Granted. You're now a citizen of Bolivia.
I wish people would stop quitting in the middle of online games.
Granted. They just end up getting more annoying.
I wish I had bubbletape.
Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:47 pm
by AAA
Granted, but it is already popped.
I wish Samus was Sailor Moon!
Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:49 pm
by Plasma
Granted. It's a mostly one-way relationship as Samus doesn't really respond, at all, what with her being pre-programmed and all.
I wish for a paradox.
Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 6:39 pm
by The Idiotic Oracle
Granted. But my friend here eats them before you can.
I wish for a HOT POCKEEEEEET
Because i no hungry for six pack.
Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 6:41 pm
by Dzone
Granted, but it's been microwaved way too long, and you burn your entire mouth.
I wish it was summer.
Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 6:45 pm
by The Idiotic Oracle
Granted. But it's a summer during a Nuclear Winter. Whups.
I wish i wish i was a fish.
Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:55 pm
by Plasma
Granted. 'Lo, suffocation!
I wish I wasn't such a freaky fish guy.
Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:02 pm
by AAA
Plasma wrote:Granted. 'Lo, suffocation!
I wish I wasn't such a freaky fish guy.
Granted, but you are now a freaky worm guy!
I wish Samus would love me back!
Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:00 pm
by IndigoCrystal
Trygve wrote:Plasma wrote:Granted. 'Lo, suffocation!
I wish I wasn't such a freaky fish guy.
Granted, but you are now a freaky worm guy!
I wish Samus would love me back!
Granted, but she cheats on you for Solid Snake.
I wish there would be Melon soda in America, BESIDES ramune.
Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:05 pm
by AAA
IndigoCrystal wrote:Trygve wrote:Plasma wrote:Granted. 'Lo, suffocation!
I wish I wasn't such a freaky fish guy.
Granted, but you are now a freaky worm guy!
I wish Samus would love me back!
Granted, but she cheats on you for Solid Snake.
I wish there would be Melon soda in America, BESIDES ramune.
Granted but it is only called melon soda and is piss.
I wish Samus would stop cheating on me and have a threesome instead!
Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:35 pm
by The Idiotic Oracle
Granted. You are having a threesome with her and Ganondorf. And you're in the middle.
I wish my laptop wasn't all broke'd :[
Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:46 pm
by iconsting
Granted, but all your porn, music, and other such nessecities are gone.
I wish people would shut up about religeon.