[Forum Game]Corrupt a Wish

AAA · Post by **AAA** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:57 am

Trennicus wrote:Granted, but neither would the interwebs people you know today. ]:

I wish for more time.

Granted, but you use that time scrubbing your grandfathers warty feet.

I wish Katie made a Linebeck comic!

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:18 pm

Granted, but it has WoW crossovers

I wish I had some more coffee

SBKT · Post by **SBKT** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 2:09 pm

Granted. It's made with horse shit.

I wish I had a passport.

IndigoCrystal · Post by **IndigoCrystal** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:00 pm

Ame no Akai wrote:Granted. You're now a citizen of Bolivia.

I wish people would stop quitting in the middle of online games.

Granted. They just end up getting more annoying.

I wish I had bubbletape.

AAA · Post by **AAA** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:47 pm

Granted, but it is already popped.

I wish Samus was Sailor Moon!

Plasma · Post by **Plasma** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:49 pm

Granted. It's a mostly one-way relationship as Samus doesn't really respond, at all, what with her being pre-programmed and all.

I wish for a paradox.

The Idiotic Oracle · Post by **The Idiotic Oracle** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 6:39 pm

Granted. But my friend here eats them before you can.

I wish for a HOT POCKEEEEEET

Because i no hungry for six pack.

Dzone · Post by **Dzone** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 6:41 pm

Granted, but it's been microwaved way too long, and you burn your entire mouth.

I wish it was summer.

The Idiotic Oracle · Post by **The Idiotic Oracle** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 6:45 pm

Granted. But it's a summer during a Nuclear Winter. Whups.

I wish i wish i was a fish.

Plasma · Post by **Plasma** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:55 pm

Granted. 'Lo, suffocation!

I wish I wasn't such a freaky fish guy.

AAA · Post by **AAA** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:02 pm

Plasma wrote:Granted. 'Lo, suffocation!

I wish I wasn't such a freaky fish guy.

Granted, but you are now a freaky worm guy!

I wish Samus would love me back!

IndigoCrystal · Post by **IndigoCrystal** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:00 pm

Trygve wrote:
Plasma wrote:Granted. 'Lo, suffocation!

I wish I wasn't such a freaky fish guy.
Granted, but you are now a freaky worm guy!

I wish Samus would love me back!

Granted, but she cheats on you for Solid Snake.

I wish there would be Melon soda in America, BESIDES ramune.

AAA · Post by **AAA** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:05 pm

IndigoCrystal wrote:
Trygve wrote:
Plasma wrote:Granted. 'Lo, suffocation!

I wish I wasn't such a freaky fish guy.
Granted, but you are now a freaky worm guy!

I wish Samus would love me back!
Granted, but she cheats on you for Solid Snake.

I wish there would be Melon soda in America, BESIDES ramune.

Granted but it is only called melon soda and is piss.

I wish Samus would stop cheating on me and have a threesome instead!

The Idiotic Oracle · Post by **The Idiotic Oracle** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:35 pm

Granted. You are having a threesome with her and Ganondorf. And you're in the middle.

I wish my laptop wasn't all broke'd :[

iconsting · Post by **iconsting** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:46 pm

Granted, but all your porn, music, and other such nessecities are gone.

I wish people would shut up about religeon.