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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 2:54 am
by Superior Bacon
Granted, but it ends up sucking hardcore.
I wish I was better at videogames.
Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 6:09 am
by SlackerJ
Granted, but your new found abilities are limited to all games made prior to 1970...
I wish I had free unlimited internet access...
Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 7:38 am
by Superior Bacon
Granted, but there's still nothing good on the internet.
I wish I was interesting.
Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 9:08 am
by scebboaliwiw
Granted, you're interesting now that you have an attention grabbing disfigured face.
I wish I knew how to play piano.
Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 2:38 pm
by Sounnikoura
Sounnikoura wrote:I wish spore didn't suck
Bacon wrote:Granted, but it ends up sucking
Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 4:45 pm
by Superior Bacon
Sounnikoura wrote:Sounnikoura wrote:I wish spore didn't suck
Bacon wrote:Granted, but it ends up sucking
:awesome:
aka i messed that one up
Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 5:12 pm
by Plasma
scebboaliwiw wrote:I wish I knew how to play piano.
But everyone knows how to play the piano, Scebbo! Just hit the keys with your fingers!
I wish I was UNDER THE SEA! UNDER THE SEA!!
(not a girl)
Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 1:54 am
by SlackerJ
Granted, you end up drowning and getting eaten by fish...
I wish I knew how to draw comics...
Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:27 am
by Superior Bacon
Granted, but nobody likes them.
I wish people knew when the appropriate time to use an ellipsis was.
Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:18 am
by SlackerJ
Granted, but it becomes overused in every book and movie known to man.
I wish I wasn't single...
Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:23 am
by Superior Bacon
SlackerJ wrote:Granted, but it becomes overused in every book and movie known to man.
That doesn't make sense
Do you know what an ellipsis is?
Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:27 am
by Fooflyer
SlackerJ wrote:Granted, but it becomes overused in every book and movie known to man.
I wish I wasn't single...
Congratulations, you now have two heads.
You're officially a double!
I wish I looked better with a pony tail.
Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:34 am
by SlackerJ
Unfortunately it also comes with a Pony Head which makes you look 1,000 times worse...
I wish I knew what I was doing here.
Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:43 am
by Fooflyer
You're here because you want to rape some young boys.
I wish my house cleaned itself
Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 12:20 pm
by Plasma
Granted. But it also cleans your clock!
I wish for 10 fish.