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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:12 am
by Sloth
Granted, now everyone wants you to program them stuff.
I wish I had some Nachos.
Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:16 am
by Yewkewbius
Granted, but they are the worst nachos ever, and made of wax and corn syrup
I wish motives weren't as oft misinterpreted.
Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:35 am
by Superior Bacon
Granted, but now everyone knows when you're lying.
I wish I was back to being internet famous.
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 4:13 am
by allapologies0222
Granted, but you become so famous that you are killed by a stalker.
I wish I was loved
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 5:34 am
by Superior Bacon
Granted, but it's opposite day so everyone hates you.
I wish I didn't do that really fucking stupid thing that I just did.
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:16 am
by Plasma
Granted. Instead of having just done it, you did it a long time ago. Its spread through word of mouth so much that EVERYONE remembers what you did.
I wish I had a 12 inch pianist.
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:21 pm
by saximaphone
Granted, but he gets stepped on.
I wish I had a cow.
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:05 pm
by Superior Bacon
Granted, but I eat it.
I wish I had delicious food.
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:37 pm
by th3badg3r
Granted, but it's better than a fish, so Chuck Norris kills you.
I wish you wouldn't do that.
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:10 pm
by SlackerJ
Granted, but he finds another way to annoy you, with Chuck Norris...
I wish I ruled hell...
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:43 pm
by lyra/dicks
Granted, but then God sends you to your room for corrupting the innocent.
I wish I had more french fries.
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:45 pm
by corsica
Granted, but I eat them all.
I wish for an alarm clock that, instead of the annoying ringing, I wake up to Bon Jovi songs.
Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 12:27 am
by Plasma
Granted. But its Mountain Dew.
I wish Lyrasen would REDUCE THE SIZE OF HER daisies SIG!
Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 12:29 am
by Superior Bacon
Granted, but everyone makes theirs bigger in return.
I wish I had something interesting to do.
Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 1:35 am
by Sounnikoura
Granted, you make a fake forum account (AliceII) and troll like there was no tomorrow. However, you are permanently IP banned, so your other acc is banned too. Proxies are too slow to be enjoyable, so you quit the forum.
I wish spore didn't suck so very much or at least that someone made a good game based on the same concept.