[Forum Game]Corrupt a Wish

saximaphone · Post by **saximaphone** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:16 am

Granted. You're here aren't you?
I wish I could make my game a huge succes.

Zink · Post by **Zink** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:21 am

Granted. Your game is such a huge success people just stop playing other games. Some people are unhappy about this. Very unhappy. EA in particular has taken a strong dislike to this development. They decide to hire a "professional" to make sure you are "unable" to create another huge success. You sit, working at your computer, unaware of the events about to unfold. Suddenly, a bang. You see blood, then feel excruciating pain. You clutch your arm and duck for cover. You had a feeling something like this would happen, but never truly expected it. You try desperately to get away, but to no avail. The bullet smashes through a nearby window as it makes its way to you. It hits. You fall over, bleeding, with shattered glass scattered all over the floor around you. You soon die from the wounds.

(I was really, really bored, okay?)

I wish I was less bored.

Owlnine · Post by **Owlnine** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:25 am

Granted. You're now falling out of the sky. Ooh. Exciting.

I wish there was something decent on TV.

Harby · Post by **Harby** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 4:04 am

Granted but you have to watch it over and over and over and over...

I wish I had remembered to buy toilet paper. (don't ask)

BANANA · Post by **BANANA** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 4:12 am

Granted. You buy one roll, along with four packages of Hot Pockets and lots of beans.

I wish I could play the violin and that my arms/hands wouldn't fall off and I wouldn't go blind or anything.

Reubo · Post by **Reubo** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 4:15 am

You can play it but nobody likes the violin anymore baww

I wish I knew why my avatar is gone

Owlnine · Post by **Owlnine** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 4:16 am

Granted, but you no longer have the desire to actually play one anymore.

I wish my Wii would hurry and get repaired and sent back from Nintendo already.

Reubo · Post by **Reubo** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 4:23 am

You get your Wii back but it's modded so that it can only play terrible family-oriented minigame compilations.

I wish I knew why my avatar's gone goddammit!

Game Angel · Post by **Game Angel** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 4:28 am

It's because you got banned.

I wish guests at my job didn't ask stupid questions.

Reubo · Post by **Reubo** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 4:37 am

Granted. Their dumb questions are transformed magically into dumb statements.

I wish people would actually corrupt my wish instead of corrupting the one before mine

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 4:44 am

They do, and you feel fulfilled and feel like you can take on the entire world. In doing so, you get over-confident and get tortured in Guantanamo Bay for being a terrorist.

I wish that my corrupted wish would be more informative.

Sloth · Post by **Sloth** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 5:27 am

Granted, but your competence has been reduced, so you can no longer understand it.

I wish I hadn't stubbed my toe on my door frame.

Harby · Post by **Harby** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 5:38 am

Granted, but instead it was your other toe on the other foot.

I wish th-HOLY FUCK ITS THAT VIKING AGAIN!

BANANA · Post by **BANANA** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 5:39 am

GRANTED.

I wish I had enough cheddar to buy something.

Sounnikoura · Post by **Sounnikoura** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:14 pm

Granted, but in a moment of stupidity you buy a nokia n-gage.

I wish for the power to subconsciously create order and hierarchy where there before was none.