AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Granted, but you must focus on nothing but your new power at all times or you'll morph into a frog.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted, but it doesn't come true.

I wish I wasn't so shy.

Granted. But suddenly, everyone else is to shy to talk to you.

I wish I had an emoticon.

Granted. :awesome:

I wish butter milk was not so gross ew ew ew

Granted. Is so delicious that you drown yourself in it.

I wish I had a soda.

Granted, but of all things, it was, get this, POISENED.

I wish my new copy of SSBB would hurry up and get here, it is still the same game, worked, and I, and the entire world, would still exist and I could afford it and it would stay with me Forever and noone would take it away and I would still have a life.
AND my Wii will not break. And I could play it. AND my TV is still entact. And My TV and Wii cannot be stolen. Same for the game. AND No one would rob me. AND I WON'T DIE.

Granted, but everyone's electricity is cut off. Forever.

I wish I didn't get so hot so easily.

Granted. Now you just freeze to death.


I wish Sailor Moon wasn't so shy.

Granted, now she "flirts" with every guy she sees

I wish for Monday to be good.

Granted, but you die on Tuesday.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

Granted. Now you can never sleep.


I wish my Internet connection was better.

granted, now viruses can infect your computer 300% faster!

i wish I DIDNT HAVE TO SLEEP HURRRRRRRR

Granted, but you get eaten by wolverines so you sleep forever now.

I wish I wasn't so tired. Must stay uuuup...

Granted, you sleep to alleviate your tiredness

I wish Biscuit the Penguin wouldn't disappear so much >:C

Granted, he now follows you everywhere. Everywhere.

I wish I wouldn't stay up so late aaah @_@