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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 3:34 am
by Harby
Granted, but you can't remember English.
I wish I could find my DS games, I lost them all!
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 3:35 am
by WonderWall
Granted, but now you've lost your DS.
I wish I had my drivers' license already. >:|
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 4:03 am
by Superior Bacon
Granted, but now you're 80 and can't drive anyway.
I wish I was not so warm aaah
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 4:08 am
by Harby
granted, now you're on Mars's north pole stuck in 400 ft of permafrost with ice instead of blood.
I wish that that viking would stop looking at me, ARRRRGH!
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 4:35 am
by Superior Bacon
Granted, but instead he kills you.
I wish there were no time zones.
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 4:49 am
by Owlnine
Granted. The world is now only 10 feet around.
I wish I could.... I dunno. Fly.
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 4:51 am
by Superior Bacon
Granted, but you get sucked up into the wings of an airplane and die.
I wish all the trolls would gtfo.
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 5:14 am
by saximaphone
Granted. But the're only AFK. And you're on fire.
I wish for a puppy.
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 5:16 am
by Harby
Granted but the puppie is on fire
I wish that the dog didn't die in Road Warrior
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 5:37 am
by Superior Bacon
Granted, but the dog kills everyone else instead.
I wish I could draw well.
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 5:41 am
by Owlnine
Granted. You now possess the skill, but you're blind.
I wish for a pony.
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:16 am
by Superior Bacon
Granted, but it hates you.
I wish I hadn't necro'd that thread. Durr why was it at the top @_@
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:02 pm
by duhrdotcom
Bacon wrote:Granted, but it hates you.
I wish I hadn't necro'd that thread. Durr why was it at the top @_@
You called?
Granted, but you are banned from everythink in the world. Including breathing
I wish for a BFG.[/b]
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:08 pm
by Superior Bacon
Granted, but it breaks.
I wish my tablet worked.
Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 2:31 am
by saximaphone
Granted, but whatever you draw comes to life and sets you on fire.
I wish I could change my shape and size at will.