[Forum Game]Corrupt a Wish

Lotharu · Post by **Lotharu** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:08 am

Granted, but now everything else tastes weird

I wish for a barrel of cheese that isn't moldy

Ironfist · Post by **Ironfist** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:39 am

Granted, but on account that cheese is mold, you don't get any cheese.

I wish that the new Transformers had Jon Voight in it.

The Idiotic Oracle · Post by **The Idiotic Oracle** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:20 am

Ironfist wrote:Granted, but on account that cheese is mold, you don't get any cheese.

I wish that the new Transformers had Jon Voight in it.

actually, cheese is curdled milk. CHeddar, for instance, has no mold on it at all.

Granted: However, he is the non-speaking bit character who is the first to die.

I wish more people would buy Tillamook Cheddar.

Ironfist · Post by **Ironfist** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:35 am

Well some cheese has mold because its suppose to.

Granted, but they become so greedy and corrupt that they start making their cheddar our of mold.

I wish I wasn't so daisies lazy, and then I could upload an avatar.

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:42 am

Off topic: Cottage cheese is moldy, it was found by a French farmer when he left some cheese in a cave for storage, and went away for along time, came back and ate the cheese. He found that the cheese hadn't lost it's taste.

On topic: You lose your laziness and all sense of sloth. You become a fitness freak and get a fantastic face with a superb body.

However, in your quest for fitness, you lose your old friends and have quite a bit of trouble making any new ones. You've also burned out the majority of your cash, leading you to a life on the streets. You look very handsome, too bad you smell horrible and live in a cardboard box.

I wish for more slinkies!

Ironfist · Post by **Ironfist** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 10:19 am

Granted, but the all the slinkies get tangled and, in your attempts to untangle them you are driven ABSOLUTELY INSANE!!!!!!!!

I wish I could go to sleep.

Harby · Post by **Harby** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 3:51 pm

Granted but now you never wake up.

I wish that i had normal sleeping habits.

WonderWall · Post by **WonderWall** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:11 pm

Granted, but in your waking life you have crippling OCD.

I wish that I could cook better.

saximaphone · Post by **saximaphone** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 2:17 am

Granted. You look :awesome:!
But you are now on fire.

I wish I was an ant, and that the person who grants it would be insanely creative in corupting it.

WonderWall · Post by **WonderWall** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 2:57 am

(I...I think you misread my post. Or you made a typo. It was 'cook', not 'look' xD)

Granted. You're an ant, and then whilst searching for food to take back to the colony, you get stepped on, but you don't die. However, you DO release the scent of death (yes, ants have this) and your other antmates come along and carry you off to be eaten/buried alive. Luckily, you're also a genetically mutated ant who sprouts wings and flies off, thus avoiding being a victim of anticide.

But then you get eaten by a bird. The End.

(Yeah, that's really my attempt at being creative)

I wish my inking pens hadn't died.

Owlnine · Post by **Owlnine** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 3:02 am

Granted, but your out of paper and pencils.

I wish I could shade drawings nicely.

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 3:22 am

Granted, but now you have no hands.

I wish I didn't have a headache.

BANANA · Post by **BANANA** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 3:26 am

Granted. Now you have no head!

I wish everyone in the world was colorblind.

saximaphone · Post by **saximaphone** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 3:26 am

Granted. But everyone dies at traffic lights. And you are on fire.
I wish I was on fire.

WonderWall · Post by **WonderWall** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 3:31 am

Granted. You are on fire.

I wish I could pick up foreign languages better.