[Forum Game]Corrupt a Wish

Defenestrator2.0 · Post by **Defenestrator2.0** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:02 pm

Granted, but now you're not wearing any pants.

I wish that the best part of waking up was Folgers in my cup.

WonderWall · Post by **WonderWall** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:33 pm

Granted, but now you have nothing else to look forward to. In fact, the rest of your day is terrible.

I wish I could work more hours at my job.

duhrdotcom · Post by **duhrdotcom** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 6:01 pm

Granted, now your job is very boring.

I wish Valve And Universal Studios would come out with a feature length TF2 Movie that didn't suck, was a box office hit, was in no way bad, and I, and the entire human race, would all exist.

The Idiotic Oracle · Post by **The Idiotic Oracle** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 6:52 pm

duhrdotcom wrote:Granted, now your job is very boring.

I wish Valve And Universal Studios would come out with a feature length TF2 Movie that didn't suck, was a box office hit, was in no way bad, and I, and the entire human race, would all exist.

Granted, but you can't afford a ticket..

i wish the awesome live-action Zelda trailer that was last year's video game april fool's prank was for a REAL Zelda movie of equally epic proportions.

(look it up. the trailer was gorgeous)

Plasma · Post by **Plasma** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 7:52 pm

The Idiotic Oracle wrote:i wish the awesome live-action Zelda trailer that was last year's video game april fool's prank was for a REAL Zelda movie of equally epic proportions.

Granted, but it sucks, isn't a box office hit, was in every way bad, and you, and the entire human race, stopped existing.

I, too, wish to stop existing.

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:07 pm

Granted, but the whole world goes into mourning.

I wish I totally didn't just realise that one thing and now understand everything and feel bad for that one guy but I don't like him why is this happening.

Echo MasterMind · Post by **Echo MasterMind** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:45 pm

Bacon wrote: I wish I totally didn't just realise that one thing and now understand everything and feel bad for that one guy but I don't like him why is this happening.

Granted, but the brain-surgery backfired and you lost a lot of memories in the process.

I wish I never had to sleep.

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:37 am

Granted, but since sleep is necessary, you go insane.

I wish I hadn't fucked everything up.

Harby · Post by **Harby** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:48 am

Granted, the world is perfect, but you don't exist.

I Wish that I could come up with a good name for my garage band.

Owlnine · Post by **Owlnine** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:54 am

Granted, but you and your band are now cursed to be aweful forever.

I wish I hate a milkshake.

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 6:19 am

Granted, but all milkshakes are now superbly delicious.

I wish Sailor Moon lived closer.

Harby · Post by **Harby** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 6:28 am

Granted she now lives in your skull.

I wish I had never heard of /b/

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 6:41 am

Granted, but now you just have the images burned into your skull.

I wish I was pretty.

The Idiotic Oracle · Post by **The Idiotic Oracle** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 6:52 am

Granted.

But i'm prettier.

I wish coffee didn't hurt my stomach if i hadn't drank it without eating.

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:05 am

The Idiotic Oracle wrote:Granted.

But i'm prettier.

I wish coffee didn't hurt my stomach if i hadn't drank it without eating.

Curses

Granted, but now you can only drink coffee.

I wish this soda didn't taste weird.