Re: Everybody's Gay: LGBTQA Support Thread
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2015 11:47 pm
Marcato wrote:AND YOU KNOW WHAT THOSE BUTTONS ARE GONNA BE USED FOR
FUCKING
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Everybody's Gay: LGBTQA Support Thread
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Re: Everybody's Gay: LGBTQA Support Thread
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2015 11:49 pm
Too lewd for Great Handsome Oppressor's AZ.
Re: Everybody's Gay: LGBTQA Support Thread
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2015 11:50 pm
Katie said it, not me. *shifty eyes*
Re: Everybody's Gay: LGBTQA Support Thread
Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2015 12:08 am
I'LL SAY IT AGAIN CAUSE MY TRANS PEEPS BE HELLA SEXY AND THEY NEED TO KNOW IT
Re: Everybody's Gay: LGBTQA Support Thread
Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2015 12:17 am
I wish I were sexy.
but I'm not trans so I guess I don't get aggressively double-spaced praise written about me. I'm just bi, after all. THE MOST FORGOTTEN AND EXCLUDED MEMBERS OF THE LGBT COMMUNITY ;~;
nah jk I rock the 'cute' thing.
In fact I stopped in McDonalds today and my older brother was there (manager) and he walked out from behind the counter to talk to me about something.
"Jordan wants to know your age, salary, and where you live. She says 'the guy in the cardigan with the nice hair is cute'. I told her you were my brother and I was going to embarrass her."
I looked back at the counter and the cashier was just gone. I didn't even see her move. I think the embarrassment evaporated her.
but I'm not trans so I guess I don't get aggressively double-spaced praise written about me. I'm just bi, after all. THE MOST FORGOTTEN AND EXCLUDED MEMBERS OF THE LGBT COMMUNITY ;~;
nah jk I rock the 'cute' thing.
In fact I stopped in McDonalds today and my older brother was there (manager) and he walked out from behind the counter to talk to me about something.
"Jordan wants to know your age, salary, and where you live. She says 'the guy in the cardigan with the nice hair is cute'. I told her you were my brother and I was going to embarrass her."
I looked back at the counter and the cashier was just gone. I didn't even see her move. I think the embarrassment evaporated her.
there was no point to this so have fun ripping it
Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2015 12:21 am
As the forum's last cisgendered male heterosexual, I feel a compulsion to promote my bigoted agenda.
Also you're from Florida. That's your "atypical" trait.
Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2015 12:40 am
Don't worry Exeres. You're our token minority.
quit stealing my role
Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2015 12:48 am
Excuse you Exeres, the cishet male was supposed to make me the special snowflake
do you wanna fucking brawl over it
do you wanna fucking brawl over it
Re: Everybody's Gay: LGBTQA Support Thread
Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2015 1:19 am
I must establish dominance. By sexing you.
IT'S NOT GAY IF IT'S ASSERTING DOMINANCE.
IT'S NOT GAY IF IT'S ASSERTING DOMINANCE.
Re: Everybody's Gay: LGBTQA Support Thread
Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2015 1:47 am
God daisies now THAT is a ship I didn't forsee.
Re: Everybody's Gay: LGBTQA Support Thread
Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2015 1:54 am
MARCATO IS THE FALSE PROPHET.
MR. EXERES, TEAR DOWN THIS WALL.
MR. EXERES, TEAR DOWN THIS WALL.
Re: Everybody's Gay: LGBTQA Support Thread
Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2015 2:24 am
Re: Everybody's Gay: LGBTQA Support Thread
Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2015 4:20 pm
I WILL POUND YOU INTO THE GROUND SO HARD YOU'LL BE SUCKING THE DEVIL'S DICKExeres wrote:I must establish dominance. By sexing you.
IT'S NOT GAY IF IT'S ASSERTING DOMINANCE.
Re: Everybody's Gay: LGBTQA Support Thread
Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2015 6:22 pm
To be honest, I made that post yesterday because my dysphoria was getting to me worse than usual and I figured instead of bitching about it, I'd try to help someone else who might be hurting to feel a bit better.
Re: Everybody's Gay: LGBTQA Support Thread
Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2015 7:02 pm
my mom finally realized i've been flat chested :D
i've been bitching about my tits since i got them so she wasn't surprised and i didn't have to have the dysphoria conversation with her but she's very uh, traditional, so she doesn't really understand why i would bind.
the best part is i've been doing it since like......june. and she just noticed. a+ mom
i've been bitching about my tits since i got them so she wasn't surprised and i didn't have to have the dysphoria conversation with her but she's very uh, traditional, so she doesn't really understand why i would bind.
the best part is i've been doing it since like......june. and she just noticed. a+ mom