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Silly Funny Wacky Weapons and traps to fight Zombies lol
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 4:00 am
by ZombiePhoenix
A hammer on a rope!
A laser sited wooden chair
A SPOON!!!
Dig a hole in the ground and put spikes trap.
Lego bricks on the floor trap as I know how painful it can be to step on barefoot!
A gigantic human size mouse trap LOL
A bicycle with a massive spear duck taped to it to impale the zombie.
A piece of wood with nails sticking out to throw at the Zombie
NINJA STARS!
>:D!
Zombie Turtles! :O hard to get them when they hide in their shell!
Im laughing typing this.
Will add more when I can think of any fun little thread xD
Oh and throwing my shoe at them! >:D!
Re: Silly Funny Wacky Weapons and traps to fight Zombies lol
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 4:05 am
by Blitz Walrus
I've always been fond of shovels after watching Day of the Dead.
Also!
Welcome to the Forum! We have a thread where you can formally introduce yourself.
http://www.awkwardzombie.com/forum/view ... p?f=2&t=14
Re: Silly Funny Wacky Weapons and traps to fight Zombies lol
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 4:06 am
by ZombiePhoenix
Thank you! :DDD
Re: Silly Funny Wacky Weapons and traps to fight Zombies lol
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 5:06 am
by [Citation Needed]
I'm personally a fan of cricket bats.
Re: Silly Funny Wacky Weapons and traps to fight Zombies lol
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 6:25 am
by Vax
I reason with the zombies and then make love with them and that is how I procreate.
Do not damage them please.
Re: Silly Funny Wacky Weapons and traps to fight Zombies lol
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 1:41 pm
by Toddv1997
The Sharknado's guy's wife chainsaw hand please.
Re: Silly Funny Wacky Weapons and traps to fight Zombies lol
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 2:56 pm
by Rinoko
Everyone always tells me that a sledgehammer is a terribly impractical zombie killing weapon, but we all just accept that the best weapon in Dead Rising is a mannequin, so fuck the haters.
Re: Silly Funny Wacky Weapons and traps to fight Zombies lol
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 3:28 pm
by Airra
My aunt has been giving me a collection of swords and sharp stuff that will see much use in the zombie apocalypse.
For something a bit less straight-forward, a truck with a few lawnmowers bolted to all the sides would be particularly effective. Have someone in the back with the claymore to swing it at whatever is just outside of lawnmower range.
Re: Silly Funny Wacky Weapons and traps to fight Zombies lol
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 4:21 pm
by Toddv1997
Re: Silly Funny Wacky Weapons and traps to fight Zombies lol
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 9:12 pm
by Curly Tale
I've never heard of zombies attacking animals, so I would train a pack/herd of elephants and dogs to attack them.
Re: Silly Funny Wacky Weapons and traps to fight Zombies lol
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 10:09 pm
by Airra
You would be highly upset with the Walking Dead.
Re: Silly Funny Wacky Weapons and traps to fight Zombies lol
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 10:25 pm
by YCobb
only my fists can protect me
Re: Silly Funny Wacky Weapons and traps to fight Zombies lol
Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 12:58 am
by Lordy
I... don't have much weaponry where I live. Best I could do realistically would be bludgeoning them with lightweight furniture.
Re: Silly Funny Wacky Weapons and traps to fight Zombies lol
Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 3:53 am
by [Citation Needed]
Lord Retardus wrote:I... don't have much weaponry where I live. Best I could do realistically would be bludgeoning them with lightweight furniture.
realistically speaking, I would barricade myself in my room and cry myself to death
Re: Silly Funny Wacky Weapons and traps to fight Zombies lol
Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 4:01 am
by Airra
I have my super level-headed brother. He'd keep me sane long enough to adjust.
He's always good at helping me through things.
