***AZ Circlejerk Award 2013*** results are in

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***AZ Circlejerk Award 2013*** results are in

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OOOH BABY LET'S DO THIS

Because our good old friend Tales is busy, I'm the one in charge of this year's edition! What's the AZ Circlejerk? It's the time of the year where we show our appreciation for fellow AZ members, and what better way to do it than to VOTE FOR THE BEST MEMBER in a number of arbitrarily decided categories?

I will quote Tales' beautiful prose for the rules:

RULES
Send a PM to me with your votes. For example, if you think John Smith was the funniest member, you would send me a PM with AZ VOTE (or something similar) in the title and then write your vote in the box, "funniest member - John Smith. prettiest member - Jane Doe, etc.". Please fill out a vote for each category, but if you really can't think of a member you may leave it blank. You can vote for someone in a different category more than once - e.g. jane doe could be the funniest member and the cleverest member, BUT you cannot vote for 2 people in the same category, so you couldn't vote for Jane Doe and John Smith for funniest member. Also please use usernames and not real names, it makes it easier. ALL VOTES ARE ANONYMOUS.


HERE ARE THE CATEGORIES OOOH
"LAUGHTERCRAFTER" award, for FUNNIEST MEMBER - Witty stuff, funny comic edits, great scoial commentary or horrible puns, the criteria are a million, but there's only one winner!

"BABE OF THE YEAR" award, for PRETTIEST GAL - Who's the cutest lady on AZ? You tell me! I won't rig the votes to win this one, I promise.

"SWOON-INDUCING STUD" award, for MOST HANDSOME GUY - Prepare your sideburns, the fight against Terraem is far from over!

8) award, for COOLEST PERSON - 8)

"MOST CORN" award - Ring-a-ding-ding!

"BANNED" award, for BEST MOD - Who's your favourite little green man?

"BIGGEST NERD", for MOST CLEVER MEMBER - Wow, if you win that one you must be a huge nerd loser. way to go loser. why dont you get real friends instead of reading books huh

"VIAGRA UGGS" award, for BEST SCP or SCP THREAD - If you vote for Ame no Akai I'm going to ban you!

"KING OF THE ARTS" award, for BEST ARTIST - Vote for your favourite cave paintings! It doesn't have to be drawings though, think of our members that make music and figurines and stuff!
BIGGEST WEEABOO award, for BIGGEST WEEABOO - Image

"MOST LIKELY TO HAVE A POOL OF YOGURT" award - By popular request!

"AWKWARDEST ZOMBIE" - That's the big one, boys and girls! Everyone's gunning for that title! I get shivers just thinkin' about it! Who will be voted the AWKWARDZEST ZOMBIE OF ALL THE AWKWARD ZOMBIES?!

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"LAUGHTERCRAFTER"
"BABE OF THE YEAR"
"SWOON-INDUCING STUD"
8) award
"MOST CORN"
"BANNED"
"BIGGEST NERD"
"VIAGRA UGGS"
"KING OF THE ARTS"
"BIGGEST WEEABOO"
"MOST LIKELY TO HAVE A POOL OF YOGURT"
"AWKWARDEST ZOMBIE"

Votes are CLOSED! The results will be posted on CHRISTMAS EVE!


HERE ARE LINKS TO THE PREVIOUS THREADS IF YOU WANT TO BASK IN THE GLORY OF THE PREVIOUS WINNERS:
2011
2012






And here are the results! No bullcrap, let's just get straight into it! Super cool pictures courtesy of hotb (with some help from Dedivax for the gif, also I did the yogurt one), super cool video courtesy of Yeili!



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LAUGHTERCRAFTER (NICE MISSPELLING THERE HOTB)
HOTB - 6 VOTES
Kamak - 5 votes
Omnithea - 3 votes
Lolita; Spoony - 2 votes
Cafall; Madican; Mander; Tatzel; Petah-Petah; TurboPunz; Exeres; "No one" - 1 vote


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BABE OF THE YEAR
MALUM - 5 VOTES
Riku; Shazza - 3 votes
Lolita; The Willow Witch; Cori - 2 votes
Wry Bread; Sandwich Monster; Miranda; AngelicSongx; hotb; Tall-Hatted Yanimae; Insert Fail; Tatzel, "obviously" - 1 vote


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SWOON-INDUCING STUD
TERRAEM - 8 VOTES
Le Shad - 6 votes
Spoony; scebboaliwiw; Doormaster; Vax - 2 votes
Sloth; Cafall; Syobon; Merlin; Tales - 1 vote


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Image AWARD
VAX - 5 VOTES
Le Shad - 3 votes
TheOtherMC; Dire; Mander - 2 votes
X3chaos; Madican; D-vid; Tatzel; Kamak; Syobon; Valbrandur; Shoolis; Lolita; Cafall - 1 vote



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MOST CORN
LOLITA - 7 VOTES
Exeres - 5 votes
Doormaster - 4 votes
Kamak; Need Runes4; Cori; Petah-Petah; Kitsune Dzelda; Ycobb; Le Shad; Zomnambulist; Doormaster's dick; "oh I get it, it took me a while though"; "I...I don't know what this means."; "Fucking everyone"; "No seriously what is this category" - 1 vote


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BANNED
LE SHAD - 13 VOTES
Lolita - 3 votes
Insert Fail; Yeili - 2 votes
The Big Cheese; Spoony; Vax; Riku; Dedivax; Crisp; "the OTHER Great Handsome Oppressor"; "DOWN WITH proletariats!"; "Yei-I MEAN Great Handsome Oppressor OF COURES HAHAHA PLEASE DON'T BAN ME" - 1 vote


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BIGGEST NERD
SYOBON - 6 VOTES
hotb; Liraxus; Yeili; Marcato; Need Runes4 - 2 votes
Spoony; Madican; TheOtherMC; Kamak; bagofnuts; Omnithea; Cori; Mete; Doormaster; electronic goat; Lolita; Galaxy Man - 1 vote


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VIAGRA UGGS
AME NO AKAI - 4 VOTES aka four guys I'll need to ban
Sex and Rock'n Roll; Handbags - 2 votes
Majestic 12; Ignor Plz; SpiderBot; zyvabat; hotb; Spoony; Marcato; Exeres; Operation Awesome; "that rock and roll thread one look i dunno even though i suggested this"; "Cheap Russian Handbags Now On The News to Play Assassin's Creed IV With All Your Friends How Many Illusions Are There When Fighting In The Streets"; "Whichever one had like 200 posts"; "I've banned too many, all names blend together into an eternal abyss, tell my wife I said, "Hello""; "those ones trying to sell asian stuff"; "fucking i don't remember any of those bullshit threads" - 1 vote


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KING OF THE ARTS
DIRE - 6 VOTES
Riku - 5 votes
hotb - 3 votes
The Willow Witch; TheStranger; ThDark; Ycobb - 2 votes
Dan de Board; Verom; Wry Bread; Leonardo da Vinci - 1 vote


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BIGGEST WEEABOO
YEILI - 8 VOTES
hotb - 7 votes
Cafall - 4 votes
Bucket; Le Shad; Tatzel; creaky Accordion; Kitsune Dzelda; Sandwich Monster; Exeres - 1 vote


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MOST LIKELY TO HAVE A POOL OF YOGURT
TATZEL; YEILI - 3 VOTES
The Big Cheese; Sol Reaper; Lolita; Gryewolf - 2 votes
Barabba; Xabyrn; Wry Bread; Terraem; Syobon; Tales; Strawguy2009; "ross from friends"; "Wait, what the fuck?"; "kramer from seinfeld" - 1 vote


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AWKWARDEST ZOMBIE
IT'S THE TALES! 12 VOTES! CONGRATS!
Lolita takes second place with 3 votes!
Omnithea; TerraChimera; Le Shad - 2 votes
Zomnambulist; TheOtherMC; The Big Cheese; Shazza; Barabba; Zang - 1 vote





Thanks to everyone who voted! Thanks to the ones that voted for me :) Thanks Tales for bringing up the contest again, and for letting me handle it this year! Thanks hotb, Yeili and Dedivax for the help! Thanks Katie for having a forum for your webcomic where we can do stuff like that!

Thank y'all and have a merry Christmas!
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Update: I fused the two art categories together.
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what happened to biggest weeb

for once I was finally in the running to be maybe fourth or fifth
Great Job!

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Oh boy, it's that time again.

Don't go tryharding it or I ain't voting worth shit.

P.S. I'm nerdy.
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creakyAccordion wrote:what happened to biggest weeb

for once I was finally in the running to be maybe fourth or fifth
Removed by accident, added again
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Great Job!

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Especially Prettiest Girl

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Marcato for every category
[Citation Needed] wrote:your superinsulatory properties have always been a founding tenet of our friendship
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my appearance at katie's booth at san japan makes me a shoe in for awkwardest zombie

my husband pretty much did all the talking for me i just stood there screaming internally like a fanboy



i love seeing the results of these things but i never win coz i'm LAME. though i think i got like most studious or something in high school which is hilarious coz i was not in the least
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I'm not saying I'd win, but....

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Why is there no "Best Forum Member With 7024 Posts At This Exact Time" category?
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because you have 7025.
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I bet Tales will win awkwardest zombie even without being here regularly any longer.

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Check it again


Also have I ever mentioned how cool I am guys? Guys?

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Oh god I hope I don't win coolest dude again what are you people on anyway

Great Handsome Oppressor why is there no worst mod category you racist booty
Or, y'know, whatever.

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There would be an eight way tie

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But how can I lose when you're my inspiration Spoon-samaramadingdong?
Or, y'know, whatever.

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