AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Howdy, everyone! After lurking on and off for the past couple months, I finally decided to just make an account here. Here's to hoping I don't make too much a booty of myself.

Anyways, just a tiny bit about myself.

I'm a freshman mathematics major at [University] in [City], because I'm crazy and actually like math. In my free time I mostly play video games. Usually good ones, bit recently I have been playing more Assassin's Creed 4 than I'd like to admit. It's kinda fun playing as a pirate, as it turns out.

Oh geez how did you even get into [University]? I hear they have an acceptance rate of like [insert percentage].

Nah, they're not that strict. They're the biggest school in [State], they'll basically accept anyone with a [GPA] and a/an [SAT/ACT Score].

Hey there, somehow managed to post a new thread introducing myself on accident when I thought I was actually writing a reply to this thread.

Whelp, I've made the best first impression I could've hoped for!

-On that note: Hi guys! I hear you like Awkward Zombie, the webcomic. Me toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I like Awkward Zombie: The Webcomic just as much as the next person, but what I like even more is Awkward Zombie: Volume One, and I can't wait for Volume Two! I hear it comes bundled with Half-Life 3.

Welcome to the forum, where all of the content and arguments are recycled and rehashed content and arguments from reddit and 4chan.

Also I like Abras. they're the best

I haven't read Awkward Zombie: The Webcomic. I'm waiting for Awkward Zombie: The Movie.

Awkward Zombie: The Movie: The Blog: The Soap Opera: The Book: The Webcomic.

Also, Hi! I is a person with brain thinking good with stuff.

Hi everyone, I've been reading Awkward Zombie on a weekly basis since 2010 or something (used to read Katie's smash comics on DA before, but never managed to make the link) and I figured nothing could POSSIBLY go wrong if I registered on the forums.

Now to confirm or deny that theory.

DENIED

Please prepare yourself for sodomization, per Mod Ruling 1468 B, appendix G, subsection Δ.

jk welcome i guess

Wow, CN, that's pretty fucked up.

Also welcome to the forums, Clerical Terrors

So are there any rules I need to know about?
People I owe undying respect to?
Secret handshakes to get access to the secret forums where all the secretly cool people hang out in secret?

Just read the rules thread and you're good to go!

The secret handshake is reading the rules? That sounds like effort...

Clerical Terrors wrote:So are there any rules I need to know about?
People I owe undying respect to?
Secret handshakes to get access to the secret forums where all the secretly cool people hang out in secret?

The number one rule is that signing up automatically puts you on the shipping wall.

If you don't wish to be on the shipping wall, fill out form OTP-<3 and we will process your request in 2-3 months.

You shall pay tribute of one pun per month to me.

Also, never let any nipple be seen, lest you be struck down.

And don't worry, the shipping wall is unlikely to be ever revealed so you're likely safe from any embarrassing ships.