AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Somebody wrote:Hello, I'm someone who chose a generic name because I can't really think of any other decent ones. I just want to join in on discussions here and there and maybe crack a joke or two. I hope to not be a burden on anyone.

You're only a burden if you talk about nipples.

Anyways, welcome to the forum!

You aren't just anybody
YOU'RE SOMEBODY!

Marcato wrote:
You're only NEVER a burden if you talk about nipples.

Marcato I think you accidentally said something silly so I fixed it for you. ♥ It's okay you don't have to thank me.

Wry Bread wrote:

Marcato wrote:
You're only NEVER a burden if you talk about nipples.

Marcato I think you accidentally said something silly so I fixed it for you. ♥ It's okay you don't have to thank me.

May Great Handsome Oppressor have mercy on your soul.

I think I was supposed to introduce myself or something. I forget to do that a lot. Oh well, I'm still fairly new, so no harm done. Although causing harm is something I enjoy... I like fun people, and I like hanging with people who hate me. Mostly everyone. I blame my personality. Or lack thereof. I enjoy using overly complex forms of vernacular because I believe it encourages an increase in mental functions amongst internet forumites. Also because I'm a dick. And after reviewing many a thread here at AZ, I have reached the conclusion that it is filled with my kind of people. Also, I'm obligated to tell you I have no soul. Believe or disbelieve that at your own discretion.

welcum 2 az

Welcome, Objexeon! I hope you have fun here!

I don't give away my welcomes so easily. You must prove yourself to me first.
Don't ask how.. it will come in time.

Sol Reaper wrote:I don't give away my welcomes so easily. You must prove yourself to me first.
Don't ask how.. it will come in time.

It's a trap Objexeon don't do it

don't say I didn't warn you when you end up dancing like a commoner for a pile of fancy Arboks

Sol Reaper wrote:I don't give away my welcomes so easily. You must prove yourself to me first.
Don't ask how.. it will come in time.

Ship him. Ship him and he will love you.

Sol Reaper wrote:I don't give away my welcomes so easily. You must prove yourself to me first.
Don't ask how.. it will come in time.

What about your goodbyes?

Marcato wrote: Ship him. Ship him and he will love you.

Only you can ship me, Marcato. Anyone else will die.

Objexeon! wrote: What about your goodbyes?

I give no goodbyes because when they die they end up with me anyway.

Sol Reaper wrote: I give no goodbyes because when they die they end up with me anyway.

Ah, but therein lies the problem. I have no soul for you to take. Plus, I can't die. Because of Reasons.

Objexeon! wrote: Ah, but therein lies the problem. I have no soul for you to take. Plus, I can't die. Because of Reasons.

Souls are not what lives with me; your information on this subject is quite flawed.
Everybody can die, son.

Hi. I'm Sheep. Hi everybody.