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Xabyrn wrote:butts

Xabyrn wrote:When will you people realize that my avatar goes well with everything?

butts

IndigoCrystal wrote:

Xabyrn wrote:When will you people realize that my avatar goes well with everything?

butts

Someone mash up Xabyrn's avatar with a shot of mine. NOW.

Shoolis wrote:

IndigoCrystal wrote:

Xabyrn wrote:When will you people realize that my avatar goes well with everything?

butts

Someone mash up Xabyrn's avatar with a shot of mine. NOW.

[8:15:17 PM] Serris X'Tal: ARI CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU BECAUSE SHE'S BEEN AMBI-BANNED
[8:15:25 PM] !arilikesyou: huh
[8:15:27 PM] !arilikesyou: no, actually
[8:15:27 PM] !arilikesyou: today
[8:15:31 PM] !arilikesyou: i went out with friends
[8:15:33 PM] !arilikesyou: took one of the pills
[8:15:34 PM] !arilikesyou: and...shiiiiit
[8:15:38 PM] Serris X'Tal: OH MY GOD
[8:15:38 PM] Serris X'Tal: TELL ME
[8:15:49 PM] !arilikesyou: i-i was like, technically not seeing it
[8:15:57 PM] !arilikesyou: i'm just going to tell you what i saw on the trip
[8:16:04 PM] !arilikesyou: like all of a sudden it was raining condoms
[8:16:06 PM] !arilikesyou: like...packets of them
[8:16:10 PM] Serris X'Tal: ...
[8:16:11 PM] Serris X'Tal: LOL.
[8:16:12 PM] !arilikesyou: seriously
[8:16:29 PM] !arilikesyou: my friends were like going around taking them and piling them into their pockets
[8:16:33 PM] !arilikesyou: and one of their pockets exploded
[8:16:43 PM] !arilikesyou: so it faded to black for a few seconds before i came back to
[8:16:49 PM] !arilikesyou: and i was suddenly in this field of grass
[8:16:54 PM] !arilikesyou: and there were these flowers
[8:16:57 PM] !arilikesyou: that asked how my day was
[8:17:00 PM] !arilikesyou: so i told them it was good
[8:17:03 PM] !arilikesyou: and then they started crying
[8:17:05 PM] !arilikesyou: and i asked why
[8:17:09 PM] !arilikesyou: they said i didn't care about how their day was
[8:17:15 PM] !arilikesyou: and it's a bunch of other stupid shit after that
[8:17:22 PM] Serris X'Tal: I don't care I want to hear about it.
[8:17:24 PM] Serris X'Tal: This entertains me.
[8:17:30 PM] !arilikesyou: christ
[8:17:36 PM] !arilikesyou: well, i tried to console the flower
[8:17:40 PM] !arilikesyou: and then it turned into that swamp flower boss from FF9
[8:17:45 PM] !arilikesyou: and i was like "wtf"
[8:17:50 PM] Serris X'Tal: ...
[8:17:50 PM] !arilikesyou: and then it asked me if it was beautiful
[8:17:52 PM] !arilikesyou: and i was like "no!"
[8:17:57 PM] !arilikesyou: so it started crying and ran away
[8:18:06 PM] !arilikesyou: the other flowers cheered and told me they fucking hated "tiffany"
[8:18:11 PM] !arilikesyou: and i was like "lol, that's my friend's name"
[8:18:26 PM] !arilikesyou: then i crashed and realized I made my friend cry somehow, but after that i dozed off back to the high again
[8:18:44 PM] !arilikesyou: and there was this guy with the air conditioner
[8:18:46 PM] !arilikesyou: and he was blue
[8:19:02 PM] !arilikesyou: so i asked him why he was blue, and he said "because your face is on fire"
[8:19:07 PM] Serris X'Tal: ...
[8:19:10 PM] !arilikesyou: then i looked at my reflection in the air conditioner and it was
[8:19:12 PM] Serris X'Tal: This is the most intense thing I've ever read.
[8:19:14 PM] !arilikesyou: so i was trying to putit out with a towel
[8:19:18 PM] !arilikesyou: but i don't know why
[8:19:18 PM] !arilikesyou: it was a towel
[8:19:19 PM] !arilikesyou: but i did
[8:19:27 PM] !arilikesyou: then the towel caught fire
[8:19:29 PM] !arilikesyou: and asked me why I did that
[8:19:33 PM] !arilikesyou: then i asked the towel how it's talking
[8:19:41 PM] !arilikesyou: then the towel screamed and burnt up
[8:19:47 PM] !arilikesyou: but then the ashes turned into a building
[8:19:50 PM] !arilikesyou: and the grass blades did, too
[8:19:55 PM] !arilikesyou: and i was smashing the SHIT out of them
[8:19:57 PM] !arilikesyou: for no reason
[8:20:02 PM] !arilikesyou: and there were these planes shooting at me
[8:20:03 PM] !arilikesyou: and it made me itc
[8:20:06 PM] !arilikesyou: *itch
[8:20:16 PM] !arilikesyou: but i tripped over a car (again I don't know)
[8:20:20 PM] Serris X'Tal: This is the most hardcore trip EVER
[8:20:25 PM] !arilikesyou: and toppled over these two buildings
[8:20:32 PM] !arilikesyou: then everyone was crying in really small, high pitched voices
[8:20:36 PM] !arilikesyou: "OH MY GOD, THE TOWERS!"
[8:20:42 PM] !arilikesyou: and another one was
[8:20:43 PM] Serris X'Tal: LOL 9/11
[8:20:44 PM] !arilikesyou: "SOMEONE CALL 911"
[8:20:51 PM] !arilikesyou: and al this other crap
[8:20:51 PM] !arilikesyou: and i wa slike
[8:20:54 PM] !arilikesyou: "wtf deja vu"
[8:20:56 PM] !arilikesyou: then i crashed again
[8:21:04 PM] !arilikesyou: apparently i smashed someone's windshield in with my binder
[8:21:08 PM] !arilikesyou: (AGAIN I DON'T KNOW)
[8:21:14 PM] Serris X'Tal: DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
[8:21:21 PM] !arilikesyou: so I was like walking away
[8:21:22 PM] Serris X'Tal: I'm not into drugs or anything but holy shit I want to try this now.
[8:21:25 PM] !arilikesyou: then I fell into my friend's arms
[8:21:29 PM] !arilikesyou: then went back into the high
[8:21:31 PM] !arilikesyou: and i was a bear
[8:21:34 PM] !arilikesyou: seriously, i was a bear
[8:21:39 PM] !arilikesyou: and i wasn't even suprised
[8:21:43 PM] !arilikesyou: and i caught this fish
[8:21:45 PM] !arilikesyou: but it turned into a gyarados
[8:21:50 PM] !arilikesyou: and started screaming at me for not being vegan
[8:21:52 PM] !arilikesyou: and i was like crying
[8:21:59 PM] Serris X'Tal: ...
[8:22:00 PM] !arilikesyou: i was a bear, man
[8:22:06 PM] Serris X'Tal: OH GOD MY LUNGS
[8:22:07 PM] Serris X'Tal: THE PAIN
[8:22:12 PM] !arilikesyou: i'm sorry
[8:22:13 PM] !arilikesyou: should i wait
[8:22:17 PM] Serris X'Tal: NO KEEP GOING
[8:22:31 PM] !arilikesyou: so then the gyarados swam away
[8:22:41 PM] !arilikesyou: and there was this girl behind me
[8:22:43 PM] !arilikesyou: and she blew one of those like...
[8:22:46 PM] !arilikesyou: you know those
[8:22:47 PM] !arilikesyou: fuck
[8:22:50 PM] !arilikesyou: what do you call them
[8:22:52 PM] !arilikesyou: DANDELIONS HRRNG
[8:22:57 PM] !arilikesyou: and one of the seeds
[8:23:06 PM] !arilikesyou: was caugth on my paw's fur
[8:23:08 PM] !arilikesyou: so i was brushing it out
[8:23:12 PM] !arilikesyou: but it got seeded into my skin
[8:23:17 PM] !arilikesyou: and a dandelion grew on it
[8:23:19 PM] !arilikesyou: so i pulled it out
[8:23:22 PM] !arilikesyou: and i was bleeding pebbles
[8:23:33 PM] !arilikesyou: and the wound got bigger and bigger and i was bleeding BOULDERS FROM MY ARM
[8:23:39 PM] !arilikesyou: like just normal stones
[8:23:41 PM] !arilikesyou: but
[8:23:42 PM] !arilikesyou: wtf
[8:23:52 PM] !arilikesyou: so i started shrinking to the ground
[8:24:02 PM] !arilikesyou: until i realized that th epebbles were holding me together
[8:24:03 PM] !arilikesyou: then i crashed
[8:24:15 PM] !arilikesyou: and found myself lying in the middle of the mall, and with scratches on my arm
[8:24:25 PM] !arilikesyou: apparently 4 hours had passed
[8:24:30 PM] !arilikesyou: and i didn't get back up again
[8:24:43 PM] Serris X'Tal: Dude, holy shit.
[8:24:49 PM] !arilikesyou: it was kind of fun
[8:24:53 PM] Serris X'Tal: Are you going to do it again?
[8:24:54 PM] !arilikesyou: but my friends were rustled at me
[8:24:59 PM] !arilikesyou: NOT IN PUBLIC LOL
[8:24:59 PM] Serris X'Tal: Also, why?
[8:25:11 PM] !arilikesyou: apparently I rustled off a lot of people
[8:25:25 PM] !arilikesyou: also my friend was loling because i was also shouting "I WAS A BEAR, MAN" while walking through theparkling lot
[8:25:34 PM] Serris X'Tal: ...
[8:25:41 PM] Serris X'Tal: This sounds like the greatest thing I've ever heard of.
[8:25:47 PM] !arilikesyou: it's actually kind of scary
[8:25:50 PM] !arilikesyou: but entertaining
[8:25:59 PM] !arilikesyou: i think that's what heroin would be like kind of
[8:27:02 PM] Serris X'Tal: I'M A BEAR, MAN
[8:27:08 PM] !arilikesyou: ffff
[8:27:12 PM] !arilikesyou: but dude.
[8:27:15 PM] Serris X'Tal: Also, did they tell you how you rustled people off?
[8:27:16 PM] !arilikesyou: apparently...iw as also speaking spanish
[8:27:19 PM] Serris X'Tal: ...
[8:27:21 PM] Serris X'Tal: Speaking Spanish wut
[8:27:23 PM] !arilikesyou: they don't want to talk about it right now
[8:27:27 PM] Serris X'Tal: Why?
[8:27:28 PM] !arilikesyou: my friend is giving me subtle hints as to what happened
[8:27:29 PM] !arilikesyou: but
[8:27:31 PM] !arilikesyou: I DON'T KNOW MAN

FMAWolf: Hows the game going?
gospel_lion: We are passing out.....PUDDING.
FMAWolf: What kind of PUDDING?
gospel_lion: Chocolate pudding. And the pudding is BULLETS.

[10:59:46 PM] Lolita: asdjklfjdsm,f
[11:02:03 PM] Nurgle lord of decay and disease: What did you just say?
[11:02:09 PM] Jazzy Rainbows: I believe she said asdjklfjdsm,f
[11:02:16 PM] Nurgle lord of decay and disease: ...

[7:50:14 PM] Lolita: yeili you like
[7:50:23 PM] Lolita: need to answer my texts quicker >:l
[7:50:28 PM] Yeili: I'm sorry
[7:50:35 PM] Yeili: I had my phone stolen today, actually
[7:50:38 PM] Delter: you must be bloody sick of that
[7:50:40 PM] Chris Shoolis: D:
[7:50:46 PM] Yeili: Your text made it ring and I found the guy who took it
[7:50:50 PM] Delter: WHAT
[7:50:52 PM] Delter: AWESOME
[7:50:55 PM] Chris Shoolis: did you hit him
[7:50:56 PM] Yeili: Thank god for Steel Samurai noticeable ringtone
[7:51:00 PM] Lolita: what
[7:51:01 PM] Zink: That
[7:51:02 PM] Zink: is
[7:51:04 PM] Zink: Amazing
[7:51:06 PM] Yeili: GEE DO YOU THINK I HIT HIM
[7:51:09 PM] Lolita: :c
[7:51:14 PM] Delter: did you hit him
[7:51:15 PM] Little Shellis: Oh man Yeili that is awesome
[7:51:16 PM] Little Shellis: I mean
[7:51:20 PM] Little Shellis: It sucks
[7:51:22 PM] Little Shellis: But it's epic
[7:51:23 PM] Yeili: Yes yes I hit him
[7:51:26 PM] The Big Cheese: Did you report him too?
[7:51:26 PM] Chris Shoolis: awesome
[7:51:31 PM] Yeili: No
[7:51:37 PM] Yeili: Little asshole ran away
[7:51:50 PM] Delter: Did you get his name?
[7:51:52 PM] Zink: Did you get the cell phone back?
[7:51:57 PM] Yeili: Yes
[7:52:01 PM] ART: Oh man that's awesome

[9:44:51 PM] Delter: eees
[9:45:00 PM] Delter: Here in Rapture
[9:45:02 PM] tatzelfreeman: sssssssssssssssssssssssss
[9:45:05 PM] Palenque: Maybe not "Intiled, but yes, entitled
[9:45:10 PM] Delter: Only plasmid is bees
[9:45:18 PM] Delter: you still win
[9:45:22 PM] Delter: because fuck it, it's goddamn bees
[9:45:30 PM] Palenque: AND SWARM BOMBS
[9:45:38 PM] Delter: Also, I froze the preacher in an ice box :U
[9:45:38 PM] kalekemo: HERE IN BEETURE, WE ARE SURROUNDED BY A BEA OF BEES BECAUSE OUT CITY IS BEELT OUT OF BEES
[9:45:46 PM] Delter: Beelt

Palenque wrote: I burst in spouting out Beeoshock references,bees came up, and BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

[11:55:51 PM] Nurgle lord of decay and disease: BOOP ROBOT!
[11:56:04 PM] Unblargh: disappoint my parents upstanding member of society
[11:56:11 PM] Xabyrn: Okay
[11:56:15 PM] Xabyrn: Give me cheddar.
[11:56:16 PM] Xabyrn: :U
[11:56:19 PM] Delter: LOOKS LIKE YOU CAN'T TREN
[11:56:22 PM] Trenny: Wu
[11:56:31 PM] Trenny: disappoint my parents cheddar ROBOT?
[11:56:45 PM] Unblargh: upstanding member of society robot hooker?
[11:56:46 PM] Xabyrn: In other words, Metal Sonic.
[11:57:24 PM] Trenny: ...
[11:57:29 PM] Trenny: I AM SO CONFUSED RIGHT NOW

[9:02:43 PM] Yeili: I PUT MY HAND IN MY SHIRT TO GRAB A PIECE OF CANDY THAT DROPPED DOWN
[9:02:45 PM] Yeili: AND MY GOD
[9:02:53 PM] Yeili: MY HANDS ARE SO SLK:JUFQ LTIU@P*O COLD
[9:03:18 PM] Xabyrn: lol tiddies
[9:03:45 PM] Yeili: Xabyrn
[9:03:48 PM] Yeili: I'm a dude
[9:04:02 PM] Trenny: Wait
[9:04:02 PM] Xabyrn: lol tiddies
[9:04:04 PM] Deiphobus: what
[9:04:08 PM] Trenny: All those pictures I sent you...
[9:04:16 PM] Yeili: ;D
[9:04:17 PM] Delter: Yeili
[9:04:17 PM] Delter: be nice
[9:04:20 PM] Yeili: The videos, too
[9:04:23 PM] Deiphobus: everything i know
[9:04:25 PM] Deiphobus: is a lie
[9:04:27 PM] Trenny: Oh
[9:04:29 PM] Trenny: Oh god...
[9:04:32 PM] Trenny: Yeili, I`m so sorry
[9:04:33 PM] Yeili: In fact I bet if I was a dude
[9:04:55 PM] Yeili: Tren would still be seme