AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Odds wrote:EVERYONE IS AN AKUMA

Xabyrn wrote:

Odds wrote:EVERYONE IS AN AKUMA

Rikukyuutu: You still don't have any mittens?!

[10:14:15 PM] Crab Nicholson: Nope
[10:14:19 PM] Crab Nicholson: :-[

[10:14:37 PM] rikukyuutu: Sad day

[10:15:01 PM] Crab Nicholson: Yup
[10:15:04 PM] Crab Nicholson: Actually
[10:15:07 PM] Crab Nicholson: it was a good day

[10:15:17 PM] rikukyuutu: This is true.
[10:15:19 PM] rikukyuutu: Very
[10:15:22 PM] rikukyuutu: very true
[10:15:30 PM] rikukyuutu: We won one of the games

[10:15:34 PM] Crab Nicholson: Yup

[10:15:39 PM] rikukyuutu: And got to go on a band trip
[10:15:40 PM] rikukyuutu: YEAH
[10:15:46 PM] rikukyuutu: Always makes for a good day

[10:15:47 PM] Crab Nicholson: Sushi and tacos

[10:15:55 PM] rikukyuutu: And sushi and tacos
[10:16:12 PM] rikukyuutu: We are one step closer to enjoying mexican sushi, my dear friend

[10:16:23 PM] Crab Nicholson: AH YEAH
[10:16:27 PM] Crab Nicholson: o/

[10:16:59 PM] rikukyuutu: \o
[10:17:02 PM] rikukyuutu: sorry
[10:17:12 PM] rikukyuutu: It took me a second to find the backslash

[10:17:26 PM] Crab Nicholson: oh wow
[10:17:27 PM] Crab Nicholson:
[10:17:31 PM] Crab Nicholson: GODDAMIT
[10:17:33 PM] Crab Nicholson: FUUUUCK
[10:17:45 PM] Crab Nicholson: I EVEN POSTED A - BETWEEN THE : AND THE P
[10:17:51 PM] Crab Nicholson: BUT NO

[10:17:55 PM] rikukyuutu: That's a little creepy...

[10:18:08 PM] Crab Nicholson: I'm licking you

[10:18:12 PM] rikukyuutu: Are you pretending to lick me? Ew, Connor. Ew...
[10:18:21 PM] rikukyuutu: Oh, ha! we must have sent that at the same time

[10:18:30 PM] Crab Nicholson: HIVEMIND
[10:18:35 PM] Crab Nicholson: Hey, you were the one sleeping on me
[10:18:38 PM] Crab Nicholson:

[10:19:03 PM] rikukyuutu: I was asleep. It's not like I did it on purpose
[10:19:07 PM] rikukyuutu: besides
[10:19:13 PM] rikukyuutu: Your jacket was warm

[10:19:25 PM] Crab Nicholson: My jacket gets all the ladies

[10:19:50 PM] rikukyuutu: And you must not have been too uncomfortable, because you didn't wake up and tell me to get off sooner

[10:22:07 PM] Crab Nicholson: actually, it was pretty comfortable
[10:22:10 PM] Crab Nicholson: /not awkward

[10:22:31 PM] rikukyuutu: How would it be awkward that it was comfortable?
[10:22:40 PM] rikukyuutu: I mean
[10:22:50 PM] rikukyuutu: the situation was a bit awkward at first,
[10:23:17 PM] rikukyuutu: but most people find it comfortable to have someone sleeping next to them
[10:23:25 PM] rikukyuutu: It's a security thing

[10:23:32 PM] Crab Nicholson: Okay

[10:24:00 PM] rikukyuutu: Is that an "I don't believe you" okay
[10:24:10 PM] rikukyuutu: or a "whatever you say" okay

[10:24:44 PM] Crab Nicholson: I.. I don't know? I guess whatever you say?

[10:25:18 PM] rikukyuutu: What, did you have a different explanation for it?

[10:25:31 PM] Crab Nicholson: Not really
[10:25:45 PM] Crab Nicholson: I just thought it was kind of awkward finding you sleeping on me

[10:25:56 PM] rikukyuutu: Yes. I imagine it would be
[10:30:07 PM] rikukyuutu: but you still thought it was comfortable...:'P

[10:30:25 PM] Crab Nicholson: Well yeah
[10:30:31 PM] Crab Nicholson: I wasn't complaining

[10:31:25 PM] rikukyuutu: It sounded like it.
[10:32:53 PM] rikukyuutu: you wouldn't have complained if I were AJ. [insert woeful tears here]

[10:36:29 PM] Crab Nicholson: Blah nobody is posting anything interesting on AZ

[10:36:33 PM] rikukyuutu: Yeah
[10:36:35 PM] rikukyuutu: I know
[10:36:38 PM] rikukyuutu: Hay nada

[10:36:49 PM] Crab Nicholson: hay watta?

[10:37:29 PM] rikukyuutu: Hay nada. "eye nodda" There is nothing

[10:37:42 PM] Crab Nicholson: Ahhhhh
[10:37:44 PM] Crab Nicholson: Gotcha'

[10:37:53 PM] rikukyuutu: You should know that much Spanish, man

[10:38:02 PM] Crab Nicholson: but i don
[10:38:02 PM] Crab Nicholson: t

[10:38:33 PM] rikukyuutu: It's okay. I forgive you.

[10:38:49 PM] Crab Nicholson: ;A;
[10:38:53 PM] Crab Nicholson: I am such a bad person

[10:39:22 PM] rikukyuutu: Yes.
[10:39:24 PM] rikukyuutu: Yes you are

[10:39:36 PM] Crab Nicholson: :c

[10:39:48 PM] rikukyuutu: Do you need a hug?

[10:39:58 PM] Crab Nicholson: *nods*

[10:40:04 PM] rikukyuutu: okay.
[10:40:07 PM] rikukyuutu: *hug*

[10:40:19 PM] Crab Nicholson: c:

[10:40:20 PM] rikukyuutu: feel better?

[10:40:40 PM] Crab Nicholson: yes

[10:40:53 PM] rikukyuutu: oh God, I just realized that I was making cute faces at my computer. Daisies you, Skype!

[10:41:10 PM] Crab Nicholson: AHAHAHA OH wow

[10:41:46 PM] rikukyuutu: You know, like the joking little cutesy smiles that I sometimes do and I scrunch up my shoulders?

[10:41:49 PM] Crab Nicholson: Yeah

[10:41:52 PM] rikukyuutu: I was doing that

[10:42:11 PM] Crab Nicholson: , I was frowning at my laptop
[10:42:15 PM] Crab Nicholson: And then smiled

[10:42:18 PM] rikukyuutu: Why?

[10:42:23 PM] Crab Nicholson: :c
[10:42:24 PM] Crab Nicholson: c:

[10:42:27 PM] rikukyuutu: Oh
[10:42:31 PM] rikukyuutu: Riiiiiiiiiight

[10:44:06 PM] Crab Nicholson: Olimar is yelling at the ceiling again

[10:44:22 PM] rikukyuutu: Same cobweb, or unknown reason?

[10:44:44 PM] Crab Nicholson: Probably cobweb, but I'm too lazy to move and go see

[10:45:01 PM] rikukyuutu: Ah. fun times

[10:50:55 PM] rikukyuutu: Carrotfuckers?

[10:51:19 PM] Crab Nicholson: I don't know
[10:51:25 PM] Crab Nicholson: I just type out random expletives
[10:51:32 PM] Crab Nicholson: like motherfucking donkey nipples

[10:51:32 PM] rikukyuutu: That is possibly one of the best ones I've heard out of you yet

[10:51:48 PM] Crab Nicholson: Thanks~

[personal crap]

[11:02:24 PM] Crab Nicholson: I do I dodon't worry

[11:02:42 PM] rikukyuutu: Are you trying to find clever ways to call me stupid?
[11:02:49 PM] rikukyuutu: dodon't?

[11:02:53 PM] Crab Nicholson: No
[11:03:04 PM] Crab Nicholson: I'm just trying to be the better person and let it go
[11:03:16 PM] Crab Nicholson: coolface.jpg

[11:03:22 PM] rikukyuutu: no that's not what I meant

[11:03:23 PM] Crab Nicholson: But seriously its cool

[11:03:31 PM] rikukyuutu: okay.

[11:05:24 PM] Crab Nicholson: Contrary to what my avatar says, I am not angry

[11:05:32 PM] rikukyuutu: But you said "DODOn't" I thought you were trying to sneakily call me a dodo
[11:05:39 PM] rikukyuutu: Not really

[11:05:55 PM] Crab Nicholson: honest
[11:05:56 PM] Crab Nicholson: just missed the space bar
[11:06:02 PM] Crab Nicholson: gad your such a dodont.

[11:06:50 PM] rikukyuutu walks away sobbing because I'm such a dodo

[11:07:26 PM] Crab Nicholson: NOOO
[11:07:33 PM] Crab Nicholson: COME BACK
[11:07:36 PM] Crab Nicholson: I DIDNT MEAN IT
[11:07:42 PM] Crab Nicholson: *Didn't

[11:08:50 PM] rikukyuutu: YES YOU DID
[11:09:02 PM] rikukyuutu cries some more
[11:09:07 PM] rikukyuutu: GEEZ
[11:09:14 PM] rikukyuutu: YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL LIKE SUCH A GIRL

[11:09:26 PM] Crab Nicholson: I'M SORRY
[11:09:33 PM] Crab Nicholson: D: D: D:

[11:10:01 PM] rikukyuutu: ALL I NEED NOW IS A TUB OF COOKIE DOUGH, A BATHROBE AND PMS, AND I'LL BE PERFECT FOR THOSE STUPID TV MOVIES

[11:10:30 PM] Crab Nicholson: NOOO
DON'T SUBMIT TO THE DARK SIDE
STAY AWESOME

[11:11:00 PM] rikukyuutu stops pathetic snivelling for a brief moment
[11:11:04 PM] rikukyuutu: I'm awesome?

[11:11:13 PM] Crab Nicholson: duh

[11:11:29 PM] rikukyuutu: YEAH
[11:11:46 PM] rikukyuutu: okay. I'm done with my pathetic snivelling

[11:11:57 PM] Crab Nicholson: ALRGTH
[11:12:04 PM] Crab Nicholson: o/
[11:12:11 PM] Crab Nicholson: What the fuck happenend to that word?

[11:12:26 PM] rikukyuutu: was it supposed to be
"alright"?
[11:12:37 PM] rikukyuutu: if so:
[11:12:39 PM] rikukyuutu: \o

[11:12:41 PM] Crab Nicholson: I think so

[11:12:43 PM] rikukyuutu: my good man
[11:14:29 PM] rikukyuutu: so...whatcha dooooooooin?

[11:14:47 PM] Crab Nicholson: Catchin up with the stuff I missed on the forum
[11:14:50 PM] Crab Nicholson: Not much

[11:14:57 PM] rikukyuutu: Ah.
[11:15:27 PM] rikukyuutu: I should probably put my pajamas on. Shaina keeps looking at me weird
[11:16:00 PM] Crab Nicholson: heh I just imaginend Shaina with one Eyebrow up, and a weird expression on her face
[11:16:28 PM] rikukyuutu: Yeah, that's it
[11:20:20 PM] rikukyuutu: Yay, I'm wearing more than a towel again
[11:20:24 PM] rikukyuutu: and
[11:20:29 PM] rikukyuutu: MMMMMM ROOOOOT BEEEEER

[11:20:39 PM] Crab Nicholson: ROOT BEEER?

[11:20:43 PM] rikukyuutu: YEs

[11:20:45 PM] Crab Nicholson: ROOOOOOOOOOT BEEEEER

[11:20:49 PM] rikukyuutu: YESSSSS

[11:20:59 PM] Crab Nicholson: HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGHH

[11:21:12 PM] rikukyuutu: Don't you have some too?

[11:21:22 PM] Crab Nicholson: Yes.
[11:21:23 PM] Crab Nicholson: But.
[11:21:28 PM] Crab Nicholson: I've brushed my teeth already

[11:21:31 PM] rikukyuutu: Ah
[11:21:40 PM] rikukyuutu: Stupid inflatable toothpaste

[11:21:57 PM] Crab Nicholson: heh
[11:21:58 PM] Crab Nicholson: Hold on
[11:22:00 PM] Crab Nicholson: cat
[11:22:04 PM] Crab Nicholson: attacking
[11:22:06 PM] Crab Nicholson: pill bottle

[11:22:10 PM] rikukyuutu: oh dear

[11:22:20 PM] rikukyuutu: Don't just sit there typing, stop him!

[11:22:21 PM] Crab Nicholson: nevermind it was a book

[11:22:23 PM] rikukyuutu: oh
[11:22:30 PM] rikukyuutu: Wait
[11:22:44 PM] rikukyuutu: it was attacking the book, or the book was attacking the pills
[11:22:45 PM] rikukyuutu: ?

[11:22:53 PM] Crab Nicholson: yes/

[11:25:31 PM] rikukyuutu: Oh
[11:25:36 PM] rikukyuutu: That explains everything

[11:25:56 PM] Crab Nicholson: now my cat is sitting on the book
[11:26:21 PM] Crab Nicholson: he made the book his bitch, if you may

[11:28:40 PM] rikukyuutu: Oh my.
[11:28:49 PM] rikukyuutu: Your cat's got mad pimp skills

[11:29:04 PM] Crab Nicholson: Yes.
[11:29:10 PM] Crab Nicholson: He is one cool cat.

[11:29:58 PM] rikukyuutu: Your cat is pimpin', Connor.
[11:30:02 PM] rikukyuutu: On YOUR turf
[11:30:07 PM] rikukyuutu: You better demand a cut

[11:30:33 PM] Crab Nicholson: Oh snap
[11:30:38 PM] Crab Nicholson: You're right
[11:30:44 PM] Crab Nicholson: Bitch better pay up.

[11:31:02 PM] rikukyuutu: daisies straight

[11:48:35 AM] Trygve: [17:47:31] The Big Cheese: DICK SOUP
[17:47:41] Duskter: Made with dicks or by dicks
[17:47:52] Brothel: fuck yes Werthers Originals
[11:49:00 AM] Brothel: made with real dick soup
[11:49:34 AM] The Big Cheese: WERTHERS ORGINALS DICK SOUP, MADE WITH 100% REAL DICKS. SAME GREAT FLAVOUR, SAME FIRMNESS. ALL NATURAL FLAVOUR.
[11:49:37 AM] Crush Bandicoot: That's quote material right there.
[11:50:20 AM | Edited 11:50:27 AM] Brothel: SMOOTH MILK CHOCOLATE MARBLED WITH THE COMFORTING TASTE OF WERTHER'S DICK SOUP
[11:50:44 AM | Edited 11:50:55 AM] Trygve: MADE BY A WOMAN'S HAND ON THE KITCHEN!
[11:51:31 AM] The Big Cheese: NEW, FROM THEWERTHERS ORGINALS KITCHEN. DICK DIPPERS, HARD DIPPERS FOR MIXING IN WITH DELCIOUS WERTHERS ORIGINALS DICK SOUP. COMES IN GARLIC, ORGINAL, AND CHEESY FLAVOURS.
[11:51:57 AM] The Big Cheese: REMEMBER, IF IT DOESN'T HAVE DICKS IN IT, ITS NOT WERTHERS ORGINALS.
[11:52:06 AM] Brothel: TRY DICK SOUP FOR BREAKFAST
[11:52:17 AM] Trygve: WERTHER'S ORIGINAL DICK BALLS!
[11:52:18 AM] Brothel: OUR NEW DICK SOUP DIET, EAT DICKSOUP FOR EVERY MEAL
[11:52:24 AM] The Big Cheese: NEW FROM THE MAKERS OF BAGEL BITES....
[11:52:28 AM] Unba: DR. TRAN'S DICKABLES
[11:52:29 AM] Trygve: PUT THEM IN YOUR MOUTH AND TASTE THE SALT!
[11:52:35 AM | Edited 11:53:02 AM] The Big Cheese: DICK IN THE MORNING, DICK SOUP IN THE EVENIN, DICK SOUP FOR SUPPER TIIIME
[11:52:50 AM] The Big Cheese: DICK SOUP DICK DIPPABLES BAGEL BITES
[11:53:15 AM] Trygve: TRY THE NEW DICK BURRITO!
[11:53:19 AM] Trygve: WITH REAL MEAT!
[11:53:49 AM] Brothel: VEGETARIAN?
[11:53:55 AM] Brothel: THEN GET LOST FAGGOT
[11:53:57 AM] Crush Bandicoot: TOFU DICK
[11:53:58 AM] Brothel: DICK SOUP
[11:54:06 AM] Crush Bandicoot: NEW FLAVOR FROM WERTHERS ORIGINAL
[11:54:33 AM] Trygve: NOW IN DIFFERENT COLOURS!
[11:54:41 AM] Trygve: TRY THE NEW SMALLER ONE
[11:54:44 AM] Trygve: IT IS YELLOW

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