AWKWARD ZOMBIE

ariface: your face isn't any fun
ariface: I=IN BED
ariface: ...
ariface: black dot
ariface: WHAAAAAT
ariface: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
ariface: WHAT ARE YOU DOING OH MY GOD WHAT
Lyrasen: AHAHAHAHA
Lyrasen: sandwich just got raped
Lyrasen: BY A SPIDER
ariface: BY A SPIDER?
ariface: REALLY?
Lyrasen: YES
ariface: WHY WOULD...
ariface: WHY

[2:38:58 PM] Oddsghost: i was dreaming i was in my room
[2:39:03 PM] Oddsghost: and then there was like the tree of spirits or whatever from avatar
[2:39:05 PM] Oddsghost: in my room
[2:39:13 PM] Oddsghost: and it did that thing
[2:39:21 PM] Oddsghost: and it hooked my brain up to my computer
[2:39:31 PM] Oddsghost: and then woah
[2:39:50 PM] Oddsghost: i was taked to like Awkward Zombie Forums in Wonderland
[2:40:27 PM] Oddsghost: I was Prince Genosi(for some reason), only normal human size and not gecko iszed
[2:40:34 PM] Oddsghost: or maybe everyone else was gecko sized
[2:40:35 PM] Oddsghost: i dunno!
[2:40:47 PM] Oddsghost: ANYWAYS
[2:41:38 PM] Oddsghost: I was immediately confronted by the white rabbit, InsertFail
[2:42:01 PM] Oddsghost: she took me to a plaza in the middle of a forest
[2:42:07 PM] Oddsghost: BUT THEN WE WERE UNDER ATTACK
[2:42:11 PM] Oddsghost: CARD SOLDIERS
[2:42:12 PM] Oddsghost: EVERYWHERE
[2:42:16 PM] Oddsghost: WITH GUNS
[2:42:20 PM] Oddsghost: THAT SHOT RAZOR CARDS
[2:42:39 PM] Oddsghost: AME WAS A CARD SOLDIER AND HE HAD TO SAVE ME
[2:42:57 PM | Edited 2:43:04 PM] Oddsghost: Rather he shoved me down a hole and followed me
[2:43:08 PM] Oddsghost: an' stuff
[2:43:22 PM] Oddsghost: we landed in a large area
[2:43:28 PM] Oddsghost: that looked like it used to be a meadow
[2:43:39 PM] Oddsghost: except the sky was dark and it was kindof on fire
[2:43:49 PM] Oddsghost: then there was this rumbling sound
[2:43:53 PM] Oddsghost: the ground shook
[2:44:01 PM] Oddsghost: suddenly a giant caterpillar was there
[2:44:09 PM] Oddsghost: only it wasn't a caterpillar
[2:44:24 PM] Oddsghost: it was a steam tank
[2:44:33 PM] Oddsghost: that looked like a caterpillar
[2:44:39 PM] Oddsghost: it was the coolest thing ever
[2:45:02 PM] Oddsghost: so like
[2:45:06 PM] Oddsghost: the driver of the tank
[2:45:11 PM] Oddsghost: Was Defenestrator 2.0
[2:45:15 PM] Oddsghost: a cyborg dude
[2:45:21 PM] Oddsghost: his gunner was Lolita
[2:45:45 PM] Oddsghost: they took me and ame to the castle of red hearts
[2:45:56 PM] Oddsghost: where we met the queen of hearts
[2:45:58 PM] Oddsghost: The Big Cheese
[2:46:20 PM] Oddsghost: and he told me that my job was to find the Mad Hatter's Hat
[2:46:25 PM] Oddsghost: ..for some reason
[2:46:33 PM] Oddsghost: because apparantly the mad hatter was my father
[2:46:50 PM] epona4: Wow, quite a vivid dream
[2:46:55 PM] Oddsghost: I'M NOT EVEN DONE YET
[2:47:08 PM] Oddsghost: So Ame, Def, Lolita, and I get into the caterpillar tank
[2:47:27 PM] Oddsghost: And we head to Zombie Mountain
[2:47:33 PM] Oddsghost: population: zombies
[2:48:33 PM] Oddsghost: There is an army waiting for us
[2:48:58 PM] Oddsghost: because the queen of spades, DoNotDelete, wants to thwart us
[2:49:31 PM] Oddsghost: so def and ame and lolita more or less hit the eject button on my seat
[2:49:46 PM] Oddsghost: whoops i was thrown in the opposite direction of where i wanted to go
[2:49:57 PM] Oddsghost: and then they fought the army to save my life
[2:49:59 PM] Oddsghost: and died i guess
[2:50:25 PM] Oddsghost: i think i blacked out at some point during the flight
[2:50:37 PM] Oddsghost: because woke up in this sickeningly white place
[2:50:43 PM] Oddsghost: white city or whatever
[2:51:01 PM] Oddsghost: and was attacked by prince genosi fangirls because guess who i looked like
[2:51:06 PM] Oddsghost: silly anime chase scene
[2:51:29 PM] Oddsghost: somehow got in a dark tunnel
[2:51:42 PM] Oddsghost: which led straight to Zombie mountain
[2:51:50 PM] Oddsghost: THERE WAS THE MAD HATTER'S HAD
[2:51:52 PM] Oddsghost: HAT
[2:51:57 PM] Oddsghost: i picked it up
[2:52:02 PM] Oddsghost: i think the realm exploded
[2:52:19 PM] Oddsghost: because i was in either dreamworld within a dream or in space
[2:52:23 PM] Oddsghost: not sure which
[2:52:29 PM] Oddsghost: AND THERE WAS THE MAD HATTER
[2:52:37 PM] Oddsghost: who was you
[2:52:42 PM] Oddsghost: you were my father :T
[2:53:03 PM] Oddsghost: and you were like "CHRISTOPH I AM SORRY BUT YOU MUST GO BACK TO THE REAL WORLD YOUR BODY IS DYING"
[2:53:18 PM] Oddsghost: "I AM SO PROUD TO HAVE A DAUGHTER LIKE YOU BLABLABLABLABLA"
[2:53:36 PM] Oddsghost: and then i left Awkward Zombie Forums in wonderland
[2:53:39 PM] Oddsghost: and woke up.

Odds wrote:IT'S THE QUEEN OF SPADES AME DO SOMETHING

Odds wrote:i am dissapointed that you didn't even read my deam

Odds wrote:also uh too bad you were in a dress


it was fancy

[4:12:22 PM] [ari] Rock me, Amadeus.: caius
[4:12:24 PM] [ari] Rock me, Amadeus.: hey, caius
[4:12:31 PM] [ari] Rock me, Amadeus.: let the testes hit the floor, let the testes hit the floor
[4:12:31 PM] Captain Hunt: que?
[4:12:51 PM] Captain Hunt: let the testes hit the floor
[4:12:54 PM] [ari] Rock me, Amadeus.: let the testes hit the.....
[4:12:55 PM] THE BOULDER: yes
[4:12:57 PM] [ari] Rock me, Amadeus.: FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
[4:13:01 PM] Devin Wesley: ROFL
[4:13:02 PM] Captain Hunt: I love that song.