IM Quote Thread.

[Squigzog]

I SAW THAT

[Unbalanced]

That's not even grammatically correct...

[Trygve]

[23:27:07] Blastoise's son: Duskter is so far behind, he's Canadian.
[23:27:14] Duskter: C'mere o/
[23:27:19] Blastoise's son: \o

[corsica]

us talking about cooking:

[7:52:13 PM] Squighost: I boil water
[7:52:21 PM] Squighost: EPICLY BOIL WATER
[7:52:31 PM] Squighost: WITH NOTHING BUT MY HATRED AND RAGE

[7:50:04 PM] We Todd Did, Sofa King: OH MY GOD THAT REMINDS ME
[7:50:06 PM] Lolita: what
[7:50:18 PM] We Todd Did, Sofa King: I was without power for the last day-and-a-half
[7:50:26 PM] Lolita: oh god
[7:50:28 PM] Lolita: snowed in?
[7:50:31 PM] We Todd Did, Sofa King: and we played a game called outburst
[7:50:39 PM] Lolita: out...burst?
[7:50:45 PM] We Todd Did, Sofa King: Well, the snow was bringing down tree branches
[7:51:06 PM] We Todd Did, Sofa King: Anyway, it's a game where you have cards with a category at the top
[7:51:25 PM] Lolita: ?
[7:51:35 PM] We Todd Did, Sofa King: And you put them into a special reader so that only the person holding the reader can see the answers
[7:51:45 PM] We Todd Did, Sofa King: And each category has 10 answers
[7:52:01 PM] We Todd Did, Sofa King: So say the category was "Awkward Zombie Forums"
[7:52:05 PM] Lolita: pffft
[7:52:11 PM] We Todd Did, Sofa King: The answers would be something like
[7:52:16 PM] We Todd Did, Sofa King: 1. Merlin
[7:52:26 PM] We Todd Did, Sofa King: 2. Lolita
[7:52:30 PM] We Todd Did, Sofa King: 3. Yeili
[7:52:32 PM] We Todd Did, Sofa King: And so on
[7:52:34 PM] Lolita: okay
[7:52:53 PM] We Todd Did, Sofa King: Now keep in mind, the version that we have is dated
[7:52:56 PM] We Todd Did, Sofa King: VERY dated
[7:52:58 PM | Edited 7:53:03 PM] We Todd Did, Sofa King: Like, '99.
[7:53:04 PM] Lolita: oh goodness
[7:53:23 PM] We Todd Did, Sofa King: Anyway, one of the cards was "Planets"
[7:53:38 PM] We Todd Did, Sofa King: Think about that one for a second
[7:53:46 PM] Lolita: PFFFFT
[7:53:54 PM] Lolita: that is beautiful
[7:54:06 PM] We Todd Did, Sofa King: 10 answers on each card
[7:54:16 PM] We Todd Did, Sofa King: and the category was "Planets"
[7:54:22 PM] Lolita: that is just
[7:54:27 PM] Lolita: that is great
[7:54:37 PM] We Todd Did, Sofa King: So this is back from when Pluto was still a planet
[7:54:45 PM] We Todd Did, Sofa King: But even so, that only gives you 9
[7:55:07 PM] We Todd Did, Sofa King: So the answers were like this
[7:55:53 PM] We Todd Did, Sofa King: 1. Mercury
2. Venus
3. Earth
4. Mars
5. Jupiter
6. Saturn
7. Uranus
8. Neptune
9. Pluto
10. VULCAN
[7:56:00 PM] We Todd Did, Sofa King: PLANET FUCKING VULCAN WAS THE TENTH
[7:56:02 PM] We Todd Did, Sofa King: WHAT THE FUCK
[7:56:09 PM] Lolita: THAT IS THE GREATEST GAME IN THE HISTORY OF EVER

[lyra/dicks]

[ari] (`A′ )/ !!! stare
[9:46:40 PM] Mental Herpes: Mental Herpes stares through your soul
[9:46:42 PM] Mental Herpes: what the fuck
[9:46:44 PM] Mental Herpes: there's nothing there
[9:47:01 PM] Mental Herpes: oh wait
[9:47:03 PM] Mental Herpes: the-
[9:47:07 PM] Mental Herpes: "HELLO CHILDREN"
[9:47:09 PM] Mental Herpes: OH GOD
[9:47:19 PM] [ari] (`A′ )/ !!!: ....
[9:47:20 PM] Mental Herpes: MJ!?
[9:47:21 PM] [ari] (`A′ )/ !!!: LOL
[9:47:24 PM] [ari] (`A′ )/ !!!: OHHHH
[9:47:25 PM] [ari] (`A′ )/ !!!: LAWL
[9:47:26 PM] [ari] (`A′ )/ !!!: FUCKING--
[9:47:27 PM] [ari] (`A′ )/ !!!: Aaaa

[[Insert Fail]]

[img]Snooze[/img]

That's not even grammatically correct...

I should stop leaving my laptop on when I go to sleep.

[Fooflyer]

[7:29:05 PM] Shellis: Oh hey that one dude is on Steam
[7:29:10 PM] Shellis: Foo something or other
[7:29:12 PM] Savage Alien: oh who is he
[7:29:30 PM] Shellis: I don't know, it's this dude I know, he is pretty cool
[7:29:40 PM] Savage Alien: sounds like a jerk
[7:29:56 PM] Shellis: Nah, not really
[7:29:59 PM] Shellis: He is humorous
[7:30:08 PM] Savage Alien: is he
[7:30:12 PM] Savage Alien: part of a cult
[7:30:20 PM] Shellis: I have never asked :O
[7:30:39 PM] Shellis: He is :O
[7:30:49 PM] Savage Alien: i knew it!
[7:31:21 PM] Savage Alien: we should beat him up
[7:31:23 PM] Shellis: Hey Foo look over there
[7:31:26 PM] Savage Alien: who?
[7:31:29 PM] Shellis: Behind you
[7:31:35 PM] Shellis: You
[7:31:39 PM] Savage Alien: i'm
[7:31:40 PM] Savage Alien: behind me?
[7:31:53 PM] Shellis: No I mean look behind you, foo'
[7:32:00 PM | Edited 7:32:07 PM] Shellis: I am calling you a fool with a slang accent
[7:32:01 PM] Savage Alien: uh
[7:32:03 PM] Savage Alien: why
[7:32:09 PM] Shellis: Because
[7:32:16 PM] Shellis: Please? :C
[7:32:24 PM] Savage Alien: can we go and beat up that foo guy
[7:32:33 PM] Shellis: This is more important
[7:32:36 PM] Shellis: >:C
[7:32:45 PM] Savage Alien: can
[7:32:49 PM] Savage Alien: can we please
[7:32:53 PM] Savage Alien: >:
[7:32:57 PM] Savage Alien: and then
[7:32:58 PM] Shellis: Ugh fine whatever, I guess
[7:33:01 PM] Savage Alien: can we go out for ice cream
[7:33:05 PM] Savage Alien: i like icecream
[7:33:06 PM] Shellis: Yesssssssssssssssss
[7:33:06 PM] Shellis: Okay
[7:33:13 PM] Shellis: I like ice cream too
[7:33:18 PM] Savage Alien: Savage Alien looks behind
[7:33:35 PM] Shellis: Oh whoops nevermind, not important anymore
[7:33:41 PM] Shellis: Let's go beat up Foo
[7:33:42 PM] Shellis: And then get ice cream, yessssss
[7:33:49 PM] Savage Alien: oh ok yay
[7:35:03 PM] Shellis: Okay let's go
[7:35:06 PM] Shellis: Vroooooooom
[7:35:08 PM] Savage Alien: weeee
[7:35:13 PM] Savage Alien: where are we going
[7:35:19 PM] Savage Alien: ice cream is not in the woods
[7:35:25 PM] Savage Alien: WHY ARE WE IN THE WOODS
[7:35:26 PM] Shellis: No but Foo is in the woods
[7:35:30 PM] Savage Alien: oh
[7:35:31 PM] Savage Alien: i see
[7:35:38 PM] Shellis: It's okay, bro
[7:35:42 PM] Shellis: I know what to do
[7:35:47 PM] Savage Alien: oh i see
[7:37:13 PM] Shellis: Hey you know I've always wanted to try driving up a tree with a car let's try that now
[7:37:58 PM] Savage Alien: i have a horse
[7:38:02 PM] Savage Alien: can we do it with that
[7:38:08 PM] Shellis: Go for it, bro
[7:38:13 PM] Savage Alien: ok
[7:38:20 PM] Savage Alien: Savage Alien pulls out his horse
[7:38:31 PM] Savage Alien: Savage Alien gallops up the tree
[7:38:39 PM] Shellis: Shellis drives into the tree with the car and knocks it down off a cliff
[7:38:40 PM] Shellis: Wooooooo
[7:38:58 PM] Savage Alien: noooooooooooooooooooo
[7:39:03 PM] Shellis: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[7:39:19 PM] Savage Alien: Savage Alien /dead
[7:39:28 PM] Shellis: BRRRRRRRRROTHER
[7:39:35 PM] Shellis: IF ONLY I HAD KNOWN
[7:39:47 PM] Savage Alien: ITS TOO LATE FOR ME
[7:39:50 PM] Savage Alien: CARRY ON
[7:39:52 PM] Savage Alien: WITHOUT ME
[7:39:58 PM] Shellis: I WILL AVENGE YOU


InsertFail: HEY FOO
InsertFail: ARE YOU IN A CULT
"Foo something or other": UH
"Foo something or other": YES
InsertFail: Some dude I know wanted to know
InsertFail: Omg
"Foo something or other": he sounds like a jerk
InsertFail: I dunno, maybe, he's kind of being nosy I suppose
"Foo something or other": lets beat him up
InsertFail: Okay
InsertFail: I am trying to distract him
InsertFail: I do not think it is working, though
"Foo something or other": hmmmm
InsertFail: Hey Foo
InsertFail: Look behind you
"Foo something or other": why
InsertFail: Because I said so >:C
"Foo something or other": well
"Foo something or other": ok
"Foo something or other": oh here
"Foo something or other": i got you this ice cream
InsertFail: Wait what
InsertFail: Oh
InsertFail: I like ice cream
"Foo something or other": me too
"Foo something or other": AMAZING
"Foo something or other": lets go beat up that guy you were talking to now
InsertFail: Okay wait let me get him
"Foo something or other": alright
InsertFail: Okay so I'm almost here
InsertFail: Where do you want me to go
"Foo something or other": there's this tree
"Foo something or other": in the woods
"Foo something or other": push him off there
InsertFail: Push him off a tree?
InsertFail: With the car?
InsertFail: Fun
"Foo something or other": i know right
"Foo something or other": brb
InsertFail: Yes okay
"Foo something or other": back
InsertFail: Okay he's going to go up the tree with the horse
"Foo something or other": hey funfax
"Foo something or other": HE IS YOUR BROTHERRRRRRRRRRRR
InsertFail: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Foo something or other": HAW HAW HAW HAW
InsertFail: Hey Foo look behind you
InsertFail stabs Foo in the eye with ice cream cone
"Foo something or other": D:
"Foo something or other": sheila
"Foo something or other": I am
"Foo something or other": your other brother
InsertFail: YOU MUST BE THE EVIL ONE
"Foo something or other": NO
"Foo something or other": HE WAS THE EVIL ONE
InsertFail: BUT YOU ARE THE ONLY FAMILY I HAVE LEFT NOW
InsertFail: I GUESS IT DOESN'T MATTER
"Foo something or other": ITS TOO LATE FOR ME
"Foo something or other": I'M DEAD NOW
"Foo something or other" is dead
InsertFail: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
InsertFail: Oh well hey, now I can collect on your life insurance
InsertFail: ~*~pop flyin' ENDING~*~

[[Insert Fail]]

Epilogue

InsertFail: And then Sheila bought an ice cream store

[Unbalanced]

I would read that if it was a novel.

[Fooflyer]

If I had the time, acquired some knowledge of basic literacy and managed to keep my attention and focus on a single project for such a lengthy period of time, then...

[Deiphobus]

i lost badly xD

[lyra/dicks]

[4:06:29 PM] Mander: Christ i just noticed how big my dog is
[4:06:33 PM] THE BOULDER: ...
[4:06:35 PM] THE BOULDER: Heh.
[4:06:36 PM] THE BOULDER: Sorry.
[4:06:40 PM] THE BOULDER: I took that in the wrong way.
[4:06:41 PM] [ari] (`A′ )/ !!!: ehehe
[4:06:43 PM] THE BOULDER: I couldn't help myself.
[4:06:48 PM] Mander: It is like twice as big as it was a few weeks ago
[4:06:51 PM] [ari] (`A′ )/ !!!: ...
[4:06:52 PM] [ari] (`A′ )/ !!!: NRK
[4:06:53 PM] THE BOULDER: AHAHAHAHA
[4:06:58 PM] [ari] (`A′ )/ !!!: snrk, too
[4:07:07 PM] Mander: THIS DISPLEASE ME MY PUPPY SHOULD BE SMALL AND CUTE
[4:07:16 PM] THE BOULDER: SNRRRRK

FREUD WAS RIGHT!
I find myself saying that more and more these days

[Game Angel]

Bip says:
use go-karts
:
:3
Sir Lampy of Locksley says:
that's also expensive as fuck
Bip says:
Why doesn't everyone use go-karts to get around instead of beeg aspensivo cars
Sir Lampy of Locksley says:
crashes would be a lot deadlier
Bip says:
It's fun, for one
Also wut
Sir Lampy of Locksley says:
so would bananna peels and turtle shells
deadly
Bip says:
y--
...
Sir Lampy of Locksley says:
:3
Bip says:
i fucking
c
wut u r doing
Sir Lampy of Locksley says:
ahahahahahahahahahaha

[lyra/dicks]

[1:54:04 PM] THE BOULDER: in west philadelphia born and raised
[1:54:09 PM] THE BOULDER: the playground was where i spent most of my days
[1:54:13 PM] [ari] (`A′ )/ !!!: SPOON HANDS
[1:54:15 PM] THE BOULDER: chillin out maxin relaxin all cool
[1:54:15 PM] [ari] (`A′ )/ !!!: derailed
[1:54:18 PM] THE BOULDER: dammit ari
[1:54:26 PM] [ari] (`A′ )/ !!!: /coolface.jpg

[6:06:41 PM] Captain Hunt: You know what else isn't used in Mexico?
[6:06:45 PM] Serris X'Tal: Condoms.
[6:06:46 PM] [ari] (`A′ )/ !!!: condoms

[6:31:15 PM] Serris X'Tal: Hot sweaty lumberjack mansex.
[6:31:17 PM] [ari] Rock me, Amadeus.: harvesting wood
[6:31:18 PM] Serris X'Tal: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
[6:31:32 PM] *** Captain Hunt has left ***

[7:41:13 PM] THE BOULDER: LET'S PLAY HOUSE!
[7:41:23 PM] THE BOULDER: I'll be the little kid
[7:41:27 PM] THE BOULDER: Ody can be the daddy
[7:41:38 PM] THE BOULDER: And his left hand can be the mommy
[7:41:42 PM] Serris X'Tal: Also, LOL.
[7:41:46 PM] Serris X'Tal: You're never going to forget that.
[7:41:54 PM] THE BOULDER: Also: It's Lupus.

[The Idiotic Oracle]

[6:59:18 PM] The Idiotic Oracle: Crush Bandicoot
[6:59:22 PM] The Idiotic Oracle: WANTS TO BE
[6:59:25 PM] The Idiotic Oracle: THE VERY BEST
[6:59:29 PM] The Idiotic Oracle: LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
[6:59:39 PM] The Idiotic Oracle: TO CATCH THEM WAS HIS REAL TEST
[6:59:47 PM] The Idiotic Oracle: TO TRAIN THEM WAS HIS CAUSE
[7:00:14 PM] The Idiotic Oracle: HE WILL TRAVEL CROSS THE LAND
[7:00:19 PM] The Idiotic Oracle: SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE
[7:00:30 PM] The Idiotic Oracle: TEACH LOLITA TO UNDERSTAND
[7:00:50 PM] The Idiotic Oracle: HOOW TO USE AN EMULATORRR
[7:01:06 PM] The Big Cheese: EMULATORS, GOTTA UNZIP THEM ALL
[7:01:27 PM] The Idiotic Oracle: IT'S YOU AND ME
[7:01:32 PM] The Idiotic Oracle: I KNOW IT'S MY GBA
[7:01:39 PM] The Idiotic Oracle: OHHHH YOU'RE MY GAMEBOY
[7:01:44 PM] The Idiotic Oracle: IN A GAME WE MUST PLAAAY
[7:01:52 PM] The Idiotic Oracle: EMULATORS
[7:02:04 PM] The Idiotic Oracle: GOTTA UNZIP THEM ALL
[7:02:07 PM] The Idiotic Oracle: A GAME SO TRUUUEEE
[7:02:10 PM] The Big Cheese: OUR PROCESSOR WILL HELP US HROOOOUGH
[7:02:28 PM] The Idiotic Oracle: YOU TEACH ME AND YOU'LL PLAY GAMES
[7:02:29 PM] The Big Cheese: YOU TEACH ME AND SHEILA WILL GET NINJA'D
[7:02:32 PM] The Idiotic Oracle: ON EMULATOOORS
[7:02:34 PM] The Big Cheese: EM-U-LAAAAATOOORS
[7:02:43 PM] The Big Cheese: GOTTA UNZIP THEM ALL
[7:02:48 PM] The Idiotic Oracle: GOTTA UNZIP 'EM ALL
[7:02:52 PM] The Idiotic Oracle: GOTTA UNZIP 'EM AAALLL