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Odds · Post by **Odds** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:03 am

[10:01:16 PM] The Big Cheese: THE DISEASE WHERE PEOPLE SUDDENYL TURN INTO DUCKS
[10:01:27 PM] Geckodds: mallardits?
[10:01:37 PM] Geckodds: that's teh silliest thing i've ever hear-
[10:01:40 PM] Geckodds: quack
[10:01:42 PM] Geckodds: quack
[10:01:47 PM] Geckodds: quack
[10:01:55 PM] The Big Cheese: :0
[10:02:01 PM] The Big Cheese: ODDS DON'T WORRY I WIL-
[10:02:03 PM] The Big Cheese: quack
[10:02:04 PM] The Big Cheese: quack

Bill Nye the Science Guy · Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:13 pm

Miranda · Post by **Miranda** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:17 pm

Imagine sex in these.

Oh god.

Bill Nye the Science Guy · Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:53 pm

Its all spam, theres like 2000+ spam letters
but i cant be assed changing my email

Shoolis · Post by **Shoolis** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 11:27 pm

[5:42:35 PM] Lizzy: mr blue sky
[5:42:38 PM] Lizzy: please tell us why
[5:42:42 PM] Lizzy: you had to hide away for so long
[5:42:45 PM] Lizzy: SOOOOOOO LOOOOOOONG
[5:42:54 PM] Shaggiroth the King of Giants: Wait what?
[5:43:02 PM] Fabio Shoolis: Maybe he was avoiding the police
[5:43:34 PM] Lizzy: OH GOD
[5:43:37 PM] Lizzy: hahaahhahahahahahahahahahahah
[5:43:38 PM] Lizzy: Someone post that

Post by **The Bouncer** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 3:10 am

[7:53:00 PM] Yeili: Shaggy in a maid uniform
[7:53:02 PM] Shaggiroth the King of Giants: Yes Yeili?
[7:53:05 PM] Yeili: Dark in a waitress uniform
[7:53:06 PM] Odds: i ran into drifblim on accident
[7:53:09 PM] Yeili: Odds what do you think
[7:53:14 PM] Odds: sure
[7:53:18 PM] Crush Bandicoot: Oh rally?
[7:53:21 PM] Yeili: awesome

[7:54:18 PM] The Big Cheese: wait
[7:54:19 PM] The Big Cheese: what
[7:54:22 PM] The Big Cheese: HOLD ON A SECOND
[7:54:28 PM] The Big Cheese: me in a maid uniform?
[7:54:30 PM] Odds: too late
[7:54:33 PM] The Big Cheese: fffffffffff
[7:54:39 PM] Crush Bandicoot: dsohohohoh
[7:54:40 PM] The Big Cheese: curse yooooooou phantom renegaaade
[7:55:02 PM] Odds: c:
[7:55:08 PM] Cafall: maiderator
[7:55:30 PM] Shaggiroth the King of Giants: The maid uniform is my domain. You better stay outta it. >:C
*pulls out a knife*

[7:58:57 PM] Yeili: No Dark
[7:58:59 PM] Yeili: You're not a maid
[7:59:06 PM] Yeili: You're a waitress
[7:59:07 PM] Yeili: See
[7:59:09 PM] Yeili: It's different
[7:59:23 PM] The Big Cheese: totally different
[8:01:45 PM] Shaggiroth the King of Giants: ...what?
[8:01:54 PM] Ka-Doom: ...Don't ask...
[8:03:51 PM] Shaggiroth the King of Giants: Alright, well I'm bored...
[8:04:20 PM] Yeili: Dark.
[8:04:27 PM] Yeili: They're TOTALLY DIFFERENT
[8:04:28 PM] Yeili: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/c ... oe_moe.jpg
[8:04:29 PM] The Big Cheese: hmmm?
[8:04:38 PM] Yeili: http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p84/ ... sahina.png
[8:04:41 PM] The Big Cheese: so cute~ff
[8:04:51 PM] The Big Cheese: ccuuute
[8:04:53 PM] The Big Cheese: WAIT
[8:04:59 PM] The Big Cheese: ARE YOU GOING TO PUSH ME INTO A POOL YEILI
[8:05:06 PM] Shaggiroth the King of Giants: I am... >.>
[8:05:19 PM] Insert Fail: Maid/Waitress fight, go go go
[8:05:40 PM] The Big Cheese: bitch i'll CUT YOU
[8:05:46 PM] Insert Fail: Oooooh snap
[8:05:52 PM] The Big Cheese: WITH MY ORDER PAD
[8:06:03 PM] The Big Cheese: WOULD YOU LIKE A SIDE OF FRIES WITH THIS PAIN
[8:06:06 PM | Edited 8:06:10 PM] The Big Cheese: KA-POW
[8:06:28 PM] Shaggiroth the King of Giants: :O
[8:06:34 PM] Shaggiroth the King of Giants: IT'S ON!
[8:06:40 PM] Shaggiroth the King of Giants: Shaggiroth the King of Giants grabs a broom

hotb · Post by **hotb** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 4:10 pm

daisies Mir what are you like 9

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 5:11 pm

Burn Alone: fail germany
Burn Alone: its funny
Burn Alone: BECAUSE
Burn Alone: YOU'RE ALL HITLERS
Burn Alone: lol
Burn Alone: alright
Burn Alone: i'll let you get on with it
Mond: i will shoot you in ze kneecaps
Burn Alone: i'll be having sex with my kangaroo wife if you need me

Post by **[Insert Fail]** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:25 pm

President Magikarp: OH MY LAWDY MY SHEILA'S GROWIN' UP SO FAST
InsertFail: Man what, this is my third job
President Magikarp: Now, we need to have The Talk.
InsertFail: D:
President Magikarp: THE
InsertFail: NO THAT'S OKAY
InsertFail: NO
InsertFail: I AM
InsertFail: GOOD
President Magikarp: TALK
InsertFail: fffffffffffff
President Magikarp: See, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they get the video camera and a filming crew and decide to show everyone on the internet how much they love each other. But mommy and daddy also love a lot of other people, so they decide to share.
President Magikarp: Oh, wait.
President Magikarp: Wrong talk.

Mommy and Daddy said they were just having parties. ;-;

Game Angel · Post by **Game Angel** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 6:44 pm

[1:41:20 PM] Shellis: Honestly, as much as I hate it, I like major character death in animated stuffs because it always, always gets to me
[1:41:33 PM] Sir Lampy of Locksley: oh god me too
[1:41:35 PM] Shellis: It's like, dude, did they just
[1:41:36 PM] Shellis: Like
[1:41:36 PM] Shellis: What
[1:41:37 PM] Sir Lampy of Locksley: in the third movie
[1:41:37 PM] Shellis: Seriously
[1:41:40 PM] Sir Lampy of Locksley: i fucking cried

Post by **[Insert Fail]** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:23 pm

Quoted for truth. D:

Game Angel · Post by **Game Angel** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 8:38 pm

[3:23:35 PM] Sir Lampy of Locksley: I CAN'T TAKE THIS KIND OF PRESSURE
[3:23:46 PM] Sir Lampy of Locksley: I MUST CONFESS ONE MORE DUSTY ROAD, IT WOULD BE JUST A ROAD TOO LONG
[3:23:51 PM] Sir Lampy of Locksley: (worthless)
[3:24:08 PM] Sir Lampy of Locksley: I JUST CANT, I JUST CANT I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO GET STARTED
[3:24:20 PM] SquidLovins inc.: I'M 'GON TAKE YOU TO THE CANDY SHOP
[3:24:22 PM] SquidLovins inc.: GIRL
[3:24:28 PM] Sir Lampy of Locksley: DON'T HAVE THE HEART TO LIVE IN THE FAST LANE, ALL THAT IS DEAD AND GONE
[3:24:30 PM] SquidLovins inc.: YOU CAN LICK MY LOLLY POP
[3:24:31 PM] Sir Lampy of Locksley: (worthless)
[3:24:35 PM] Pavel Chekov: ~
[3:24:38 PM] Sir Lampy of Locksley: THERE AIN'T NOTHIN YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT
[3:24:43 PM] Sir Lampy of Locksley: PARDON ME WHILE I PANIC!
[3:24:48 PM] Sir Lampy of Locksley: (bridge)
[3:25:00 PM] Sir Lampy of Locksley: and what the heck is that princess brothel
[3:25:13 PM] Squigzog: More Dragonforce Angie?
[3:25:28 PM] Sir Lampy of Locksley: I COME FROM CASEY MISSOURI
[3:25:34 PM] Sir Lampy of Locksley: I GOT MY KICKS ON ROUTE 66
[3:25:39 PM] Sir Lampy of Locksley: EVERY TRUCK STOP FROM HERE TO MO
[3:26:53 PM] Shellis: Oh god I'm suddenly getting tired but I have to go in like five minutes augh
[3:26:55 PM] Shellis: aaaaaaaugh
[3:26:57 PM] SquidLovins inc.: good god what the fuck
[3:26:58 PM] SquidLovins inc.: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thQRLV3eGj0
[3:26:59 PM] Sir Lampy of Locksley: MOTOWN TO OLD ALABAMA
[3:27:03 PM] Shellis: I will probably crash when I get home
[3:27:23 PM] Sir Lampy of Locksley: FROM TEXARKANA TO EAST OF SAVANNAH
[3:27:35 PM] Scabby: I love the wikipedia article for sleep.
[3:27:40 PM] Sir Lampy of Locksley: FROM TAMPA TO OLD KOKOMO
[3:28:07 PM] Sir Lampy of Locksley: I ONCE RAN THE INDY 500
[3:28:17 PM] Sir Lampy of Locksley: I MUST CONFESS, I'M IMPRESSED HOW I DID IT
[3:28:27 PM] Sir Lampy of Locksley: I WONDER HOW CLOSE THAT I CAME
[3:28:33 PM] Sir Lampy of Locksley: NOW I'VE GOT A SINKING SENSATION
[3:28:40 PM] Sir Lampy of Locksley: I WAS THE BEST OUT OF SIGHT OUT OF LINE
[3:28:47 PM] Pavel Chekov: OLD KOKOMOIT'S NOT OLD THIS PLACE SUCKS
[3:28:54 PM] Sir Lampy of Locksley: SO MUCH FOR FORTUNE AND FAME
[3:29:17 PM] Sir Lampy of Locksley: (bridge again plot lol)
[3:29:25 PM] Sir Lampy of Locksley: ONCE TOOK A TEXAN TO A WEDDING
[3:29:30 PM] Sir Lampy of Locksley: ONCE TOOK A TEXAN TO A WEDDING
[3:29:51 PM] Sir Lampy of Locksley: HE KEPT FORGETTING HIS LONELINESS, LETTING HIS THOUGHTS TURN TO HOME AND RETURNED
[3:29:56 PM] Sir Lampy of Locksley: I TOOK A MAN TO A GRAVEYARD
[3:30:07 PM] Sir Lampy of Locksley: I BEG YOUR PARDON IT'S QUITE HARD ENOUGH JUST LIVING WITH THE STUFF I HAVE LEARNED
[3:30:32 PM] Sir Lampy of Locksley: (bridge again lol)
[3:31:04 PM] Sir Lampy of Locksley: ONCE DROVE A SURFER TO SUNSET
[3:31:24 PM] Sir Lampy of Locksley: THERE WERE BIKINIS AND BUNS FILLED WITH WEENIES
[3:31:24 PM] Shellis: GOTTA GO LATER DUDES
[3:31:29 PM] Sir Lampy of Locksley: aw, bye
[3:31:40 PM] Sir Lampy of Locksley: BELIEVE ME, JUST COULDN'T FORGET
[3:31:44 PM] Shellis: Bye!
[3:31:46 PM] Sir Lampy of Locksley: PICO LETS GO UP TO ZUMA
[3:31:51 PM] Sir Lampy of Locksley: PICO LET'S GO UP TO ZUMA
[3:32:27 PM] Sir Lampy of Locksley: FROM ZUMA TO YUMA THE RUMOR WAS I HAD A HAND IN THE LAY OF THE LAND
[3:32:36 PM] Sir Lampy of Locksley: GET UP AND HIT THE HIGHWAY
[3:32:54 PM] Sir Lampy of Locksley: (last bridge i promise)
[3:33:04 PM] Unblargh: Bunyip those slippers are amazingly cute
[3:33:26 PM] Tall Hatted Bunyip: Aaaahahaha I love them Unba! I think my littlest sister got piggy ones
[3:33:29 PM] Sir Lampy of Locksley: I WORKED ON A RESERVATION
[3:33:39 PM] Sir Lampy of Locksley: WHO WOULD BELIEVE THEY WOULD LOVE ME AND LEAVE
[3:33:42 PM] Tall Hatted Bunyip: But I didn't post myself with them cos I thought it would make me out to be a cam whore
[3:33:43 PM] Tall Hatted Bunyip: which I am
[3:33:44 PM] Tall Hatted Bunyip: ;-;
[3:33:45 PM] Sir Lampy of Locksley: ON A BUS BACK TO OLD SANTA FE
[3:33:56 PM] Unblargh: NO YOU AREN'T
[3:33:59 PM] Tall Hatted Bunyip: AANNNNN ANGIIIEEEEEEE
[3:34:02 PM] Unblargh: You're just appealing to the masses :V
[3:34:04 PM] Sir Lampy of Locksley: I TOOK THE KIDS ON THE SKIDS WITH A HOPI
[3:34:11 PM] Sir Lampy of Locksley: THEY WERE pop flyin' TILL I HEARD THEM SAY
[3:34:14 PM] Sir Lampy of Locksley: "YOU'RE WORTHLESS"

oh geez.

hotb · Post by **hotb** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 8:40 pm

good god what the fuck

Game Angel · Post by **Game Angel** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 8:42 pm

I can just imagine if all of us in the skype chat got together irl
one person would just start singing for like 3 mintues and everyone else would just keep talking or join in. Then when it ended no one would speak of it again.

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 8:43 pm

woo tv tropes hooray