AWKWARD ZOMBIE

!ariface says:
you know what would be creepy?
!ariface says:
giving birth to a child
and seeing it for the first time
Shy Reclusive Platypus says:
and it's
bill cosby
!ariface says:
and it has a troll face

Sir Lampy of Locksley says:
also, we lost something else in this house
i swear, there's a fucking gremlin that just runs in and steals shit
like my checkbook, my slipper and my mother's keys.
Darboo says:
Idon'tknowanythingaboutthat
:v
Sir Lampy of Locksley says:
fuck
it was you wasn't it
Darboo says:
ididntsaythat
I DIDN'T SAY THAT
Sir Lampy of Locksley says:
BUT YOU TALKED NERVOUS
*shines my bulb in your face interrogation-style*
ararararar

[9:53:23 PM] Darboo: Also did you ever actually try to make your Chao breed together
[9:54:28 PM] Unblargh: yeah
[9:55:19 PM] Darboo: Eh
[9:55:22 PM] Darboo: I think I only bothered with it once
[9:55:27 PM] Darboo: Can't remember why
[9:55:50 PM] Unblargh: That heart fruit is like viagra for them
[9:56:26 PM] Darboo: why did you put that image into my heeeeeeeaaaaaad
[9:57:03 PM] Unblargh: Except for nose kisses
[9:57:08 PM] Unblargh: It makes them horny for nose kisses
[9:57:45 PM] Darboo: ._.

STOP LYING TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[7:22:38 PM] Torizo: odds no I'm here D:
[7:22:45 PM] Torizo: dimm is with me too
[7:22:48 PM] Geckodds: THAT DID NOT SOUND LIKE YOU
[7:22:53 PM] Torizo: wha
[7:22:54 PM] Geckodds: TAHT DID NOT SOUND LIKE YOU AT ALL
[7:23:00 PM] Geckodds: smhdjdgkhuk
[7:23:02 PM] Geckodds: l;
[7:23:07 PM] Torizo: but but he was talking I'm here I promise D:
[7:23:15 PM] Geckodds: afsjfjg
[7:23:16 PM] Toaster Toasts Toast: SHE REALLY IS
[7:23:34 PM] Geckodds: mind has been blown enough for one day
[7:23:48 PM] Torizo: I AM NOT YET A MAN
[7:23:56 PM] Geckodds: HOW DO I KNOW THAT
[7:24:13 PM] Toaster Toasts Toast: SHE REALLY ISN'T.
[7:24:14 PM] Torizo: JUST GET BACK INTO THE CALL
[7:24:17 PM] Torizo: IT'S JUST DIMM
[7:24:17 PM] Geckodds: MAYBE YOU AND DIMM ARE A TWO-HEADED THING
[7:24:23 PM] Torizo: YOU
[7:24:25 PM] Geckodds: MAYBE YOU HAVE TWO HEADS
[7:24:26 PM] Toaster Toasts Toast: oh god
[7:24:28 PM] Torizo: YOU'VE SEEN PICTURES OF ME
[7:24:29 PM] Torizo: AAAAAH
[7:24:34 PM] Geckodds: YOU AHVE TWO HEADS
[7:24:53 PM] Torizo: ONLY A LITTLE
[7:25:07 PM] Geckodds: A LITTLE OF TWO HEADS
[7:25:17 PM] Geckodds: TWO LITTLE HEADS
[7:25:24 PM] Torizo: TWO LITTLE HEADS
[7:25:26 PM] The Big Cheese: dimms head hides beind hers when she takes a picture

[8:04:23 PM] vromnath: If fate says no then say FUCK YOU I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU!
[8:04:35 PM] Mander: But I am a polite person
[8:04:53 PM] vromnath: Trust me on that one. Fate is a bitch.
[8:05:05 PM] Mander: But I'm poliiiite
[8:05:17 PM] vromnath: Then just say no.
[8:05:25 PM] Mander: It would be more like "Okay Fate I kinda don't want to do this but I guess if you ask politely maybe I would do it"
[8:05:33 PM] Mander: And then I would do it because I am a pushover
[8:05:41 PM] vromnath: *push*
[8:05:46 PM] Mander: Mander falls over
[8:05:59 PM] Mander: I warned you bro
[8:06:08 PM] vromnath: Wow you were right!
[8:06:21 PM] Mander: I told you about pushovers bro
[8:06:28 PM] vromnath: I bet you would go flying from a stiff breeze.

[9:24:05 PM] Zak Handsomepants: So...
[9:24:17 PM] vromnath: butts.
[9:24:24 PM] Mander: That reminds me
[9:24:38 PM] Mander: I have a story I think you guys will enjoy
[9:24:48 PM] vromnath: A story of butts?
[9:24:55 PM] Mander: Kinda
[9:24:58 PM] Zak Handsomepants: This'll be good

Shy Reclusive Platypus says:
OF COURSE
i told squii i would hit them like a truck driver on caffeine
!ariface says:
"i would hit it like the fist of an angry god"
Shy Reclusive Platypus says:
yeahhh
i would hit that like a shopping cart rolling off the roof of a building
i would hit that like a fat hooker being paid in twinkies
i would hit that like... fuck, NOTHING compares to how hard i would hit that
!ariface says:
...
i would hit that like my wife.
Shy Reclusive Platypus says:
...
oh shit