AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Defenestrator2.0 wrote:Star trek is retarded.

Lolita wrote:

Defenestrator2.0 wrote:Star trek is retarded.

>:l

Defenestrator2.0 wrote:Star trek is retarded.

Decker wrote:

Defenestrator2.0 wrote:Star trek is retarded.

Lolita wrote:

Defenestrator2.0 wrote:Star trek is retarded.

>:l

[2:03:12 PM] Professah Shoolis: But you can't read Stoop Kid
[2:03:53 PM] The AC: But you can't leave Stoop Kid
[2:04:00 PM] Stoop Kid: I THINK I CAN
[2:04:04 PM] Stoop Kid: I THINK I CAN
[2:04:13 PM] The AC: That's what she said.
[2:04:19 PM] Lampy: Lampy kicks stoop kid off of his stoop
[2:04:21 PM] Lampy:
[2:04:22 PM] Professah Shoolis: but then she didn't
[2:04:30 PM] Stoop Kid: NO MY STOOP
[2:04:34 PM] Stoop Kid: Stoop Kid runs up stoop
[2:04:37 PM] Stoop Kid: NOW GET OFF MY STOOP
[2:04:45 PM] The AC: You are now just normal Kid.
[2:05:01 PM] Professah Shoolis: Stoop Kid had a cool vest
[2:05:05 PM] Lampy: Lampy hops off stoop kid's stoop
[2:06:22 PM] Radio: Radio plays Twilight on tape off of Stoop Kid's Stoop
[2:06:24 PM] Radio: Come and
[2:06:25 PM] Radio: Get me
[2:06:34 PM] Lampy: OH GOD STOP THAT
[2:06:41 PM] Lampy: YOU'RE A RADIO, YOU CAN'T PLAY TAPES
[2:06:45 PM] Lampy: WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
[2:07:04 PM] Radio: Radio
[2:07:05 PM] The AC: We got a spy.
[2:07:07 PM] Radio: with tape player
[2:07:10 PM] Radio: >.>
[2:07:11 PM] Radio: <.<
[2:07:15 PM] The AC: No such thing.
[2:07:24 PM] The AC: The AC uses Overheat!
[2:07:31 PM] Professah Shoolis: OH NO
[2:07:31 PM] The AC: It's super effective!
[2:07:33 PM] Stoop Kid: IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE
[2:07:37 PM] Spah: OH SHIT
[2:07:40 PM] Lampy: Lampy yanks cord from plug
[2:07:41 PM] Spah: I'VE BEEN DISCOVERED
[2:07:47 PM] Spah: I WAS NEVER REALLY ON YOUR SIDE
[2:08:01 PM] Spah: *headshots Stoop Kid and runs away*
[2:08:06 PM] Lampy: D:
[2:08:07 PM] The AC: IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY!
[2:08:11 PM] Lampy: AFTER THAT SPY
[2:08:17 PM] Stoop Kid: YOU MISSED FGGT
[2:08:18 PM] Professah Shoolis: to bomb the panhandle
[2:08:18 PM] The AC: I can't...
[2:08:24 PM] The AC: I'M STUCK TO THIS WALL!
[2:08:29 PM] Spah: *saps AC*
[2:08:32 PM] Spah: ohodoohoohoho
[2:08:37 PM] The AC: Argh!
[2:08:38 PM] Lampy: Lampy hops after Spah
[2:08:39 PM] Spah: *cloak*
[2:08:53 PM] The AC: The AC kablammo!
[2:08:53 PM] Stoop Kid: I'D GO AFTER THE SPAH BUT THEN I'D HAVE TO GET OFF MY STOOP
[2:08:55 PM] Lampy: FFFFF
[2:08:55 PM] Stoop Kid: AND I CANT
[2:09:01 PM] Spah: *appears as stoop kid on stoop kid's stoop*
[2:09:05 PM] Professah Shoolis: this reminds me of a puzzle...
[2:09:09 PM] Spah: LOOK THIS STOOP KID IS A FAKE
[2:09:17 PM] Lampy: BUT YOUR NAME IS SPAH
[2:09:19 PM] Stoop Kid: WHAT NO HE'S THE FAKE ONE
[2:09:19 PM] The AC: MMHMHMGGHMHMGHHGRRERMH!
[2:09:21 PM] Lampy: I AM SO CONFUS
[2:09:21 PM] Stoop Kid: Is it?
[2:09:25 PM] The AC: The AC flamethrower!
[2:09:25 PM] Stoop Kid: Is it really?
[2:09:32 PM] Stoop Kid: YES IT IS
[2:09:33 PM] Stoop Kid: *ducks*
[2:09:33 PM] The AC: The AC burns spy!
[2:09:40 PM] Lampy: is this the real life
[2:09:42 PM] Stoop Kid: Good job AC!
[2:09:42 PM] Lampy: is this just fantasy
[2:09:49 PM] Lampy: caught in a landslide
[2:09:53 PM] Lampy: no escape from reality
[2:10:09 PM] Pyro: Open your eyes.
[2:10:15 PM] Stoop Kid: OH THERE'S A MAN IN THE BACK
[2:10:17 PM] Lampy: look up to the skies
[2:10:20 PM] Lampy: and seeeee
[2:10:20 PM] Stoop Kid: SAID EVERYONE ATTACK
[2:10:28 PM] Stoop Kid: READY STEVE?
[2:10:31 PM] Stoop Kid: WHAT NO YOUR NOT STOOP KID AH SPY I CALL SPY
[2:10:33 PM] Stoop Kid: READY ANDY?
[2:10:39 PM] Stoop Kid: READY MICK?
[2:10:42 PM] Stoop Kid: ALRIGHT THEN
[2:10:44 PM] Stoop Kid: FELLAS LETS GOOOOOO
[2:10:57 PM] Stoop Kid: That stoop kid is a spy
[2:11:01 PM] Stoop Kid: I'm the real stoop kid.
[2:11:01 PM] Stoop Kid: SPAH SAPPIN MY STOOP
[2:11:10 PM] Stoop Kid: NO YOUR NOT AAAAAUUUGGGHHH
[2:11:12 PM] Lampy: but i've been wondering
[2:11:21 PM] Stoop Kid: Look how I don't have caps on
[2:11:29 PM] Lampy: Hmmmm.
[2:11:32 PM] Stoop Kid: So I am the real one.
[2:11:38 PM] Stoop Kid: HEY STOOP KID SPAH FAKER, THERES A MILLION BUCKS JUST OFF THE STOOP
[2:11:40 PM] Stoop Kid: GO GET IT
[2:11:44 PM] Stoop Kid: ..Nah.
[2:11:46 PM] Lampy: what happened to the real Radio since i found out that the Radio that i thought was the Radio was actually a spy
[2:11:50 PM] Stoop Kid: I can't leave my stoop
[2:11:53 PM] Stoop Kid: You know that.
[2:11:55 PM] Stoop Kid: YES YOU CAN
[2:11:55 PM] Lampy: :l
[2:11:57 PM] Stoop Kid: SEE
[2:12:02 PM] Stoop Kid: IT'S AS EASY AS THIS
[2:12:04 PM] Stoop Kid: Stoop Kid steps off stoop
[2:12:06 PM] Lampy: '-'
[2:12:08 PM] Stoop Kid: SPY
[2:12:09 PM] Stoop Kid: SEE HOW EASY IT IS
[2:12:10 PM] Lampy: SPY
[2:12:14 PM] Stoop Kid: oshi-\
[2:12:15 PM] Lampy: SPY
[2:12:18 PM] Stoop Kid: GET HIM
[2:12:23 PM] Lampy: AFTER THE SPY
[2:12:27 PM] Stoop Kid: Stoop Kid run run run
[2:12:30 PM] Stoop Kid: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
[2:12:30 PM] Professah Shoolis: he just got Bugs Bunny'd
[2:12:35 PM] Lampy: Lampy trips spy with chord
[2:12:38 PM] Lampy:
[2:12:42 PM] Lampy: Wait, why are there two of me?
[2:12:44 PM] Stoop Kid: SOMEONE QUOTE THIS SHIT
[2:12:44 PM] Lampy: I'M BEING USEFUL
[2:12:47 PM] Stoop Kid: I'M NOT A SPAH YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME
[2:12:52 PM] Lampy: OH GOD
[2:12:56 PM] Lampy: THAT WOULD BE AWESOME
[2:12:57 PM] Stoop Kid: Brb quoting.
[2:12:57 PM] Lampy: WHO ARE YOU?!
[2:13:07 PM] Professah Shoolis: I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE TO SHOOT.
[2:13:14 PM] Stoop Kid: SHOOT HIM
[2:13:15 PM] Lampy: Lampy ties chord around stoop kid spy's anklse
[2:13:16 PM] Lampy: SHOOT THE LAMP!
[2:13:17 PM] Stoop Kid: HE'S THE SPAH
[2:13:18 PM] Lampy: THIS ONE
[2:13:19 PM] Lampy: WHAT
[2:13:20 PM] Lampy: NO
[2:13:23 PM] Professah Shoolis: AAAAAAAAAAAHH
[2:13:23 PM] Lampy: THATS NOT ME!
[2:13:25 PM] Lampy: D:

Stoop Kid gets up and runs back to stoop
[2:13:53 PM] Professah Shoolis: This is quite the puzzle
[2:13:57 PM] Stoop Kid: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH DONT SHOOT ME HE'S THE SPY
[2:13:58 PM] Stoop Kid: Stoop Kid turns off the other Lampy.
[2:14:03 PM] Stoop Kid: It's obviously the one off the stoop
[2:14:07 PM] Stoop Kid: Why wouldn't it be
[2:14:09 PM] Lampy: there is no other--WAIT WHAT
[2:14:09 PM] Stoop Kid: :l
[2:14:11 PM] Stoop Kid: Guys Man
[2:14:15 PM] Stoop Kid: so dissapointed
[2:14:18 PM] Lampy: huh
[2:14:19 PM] Stoop Kid: You couldn't get him
[2:14:25 PM] Stoop Kid: I'm the real Lampy!
[2:14:26 PM] Stoop Kid: And know he's back on my stoop
[2:14:30 PM] Lampy: no you're not
[2:14:31 PM] Stoop Kid: *pushes Spy*
[2:14:32 PM] Lampy: you're stoop kid
[2:14:35 PM] Professah Shoolis: I am confus now
[2:14:36 PM] Lampy: or a spy
[2:14:40 PM] Lampy: i don't even know anymore
[2:14:40 PM] Stoop Kid: what no
[2:14:45 PM] Stoop Kid: I'M NOT A SPAH HE'S THE SPAH
[2:15:03 PM] Stoop Kid: who is the real one and who is lampys??
[2:15:08 PM] Stoop Kid: I dunno
[2:15:12 PM] Lampy: there are three stoop kids
[2:15:19 PM] Stoop Kid: :l
[2:15:21 PM] Lampy: i don't see any other lampys
[2:15:26 PM] Lampy: except me
[2:15:34 PM] Stoop Kid: There's a million lampys
[2:15:44 PM] Lampy: and 3 million stoop kids
[2:15:46 PM] Stoop Kid: i am Lampy!
[2:15:55 PM] Stoop Kid: NO I AM
[2:15:57 PM] Lampy: :l
[2:16:03 PM] Stoop Kid: posted
[2:16:03 PM] Lampy: >:l
[2:16:07 PM] Lampy: awesome
[2:16:09 PM] Stoop Kid: no you are stoop kid
[2:16:19 PM] Stoop Kid: no i'm lampy
[2:16:26 PM] Stoop Kid: [1:16:19 PM] Lampy: no you are stoop kid
[1:16:28 PM] Lampy: no i'm lampy
[2:16:42 PM] Lampy: i hate you
[2:16:43 PM] Lampy: so much
[2:16:53 PM] Stoop Kid: kewlface.jpg
[2:17:06 PM] Lampy: rageface.jpg
[2:17:14 PM] Stoop Kid: then who was lampy
[2:17:45 PM] Stoop Kid: Phone
[2:17:46 PM] Lampy: i still only see 3 stoop kids
[2:17:48 PM] Lampy: so.
[2:17:51 PM] Stoop Kid: Also radio killed self
[2:17:54 PM] Stoop Kid: derpderp
[2:17:59 PM] Lampy: D:
[2:17:59 PM] Stoop Kid: and by killed himself
[2:18:03 PM] Stoop Kid: D:
[2:18:06 PM] Stoop Kid: THAT SPY NEXT TO ME KILLED HIM AND TOOK HIS PLACE
[2:18:07 PM] Professah Shoolis: Stoop Kid x Stoop
[2:18:17 PM] Lampy: D,:
[2:18:24 PM] Stoop Kid: *shoots at spy*
[2:18:32 PM] Stoop Kid: the stoop kid knows what he would have done!
[2:18:36 PM] Lampy: where did stoop kid get a gun
[2:18:37 PM] Stoop Kid: HES A SPY!
[2:18:46 PM] Lampy: AUGH SO MANY SPIES
[2:18:52 PM] Stoop Kid: why me?
[2:18:56 PM] Stoop Kid: why now?
[2:18:59 PM] Lampy: FFF
[2:19:00 PM] Professah Shoolis: He was raised on the stoops
[2:19:05 PM] Lampy: NOW I SEE THERE IS ANOTHER LAMPY
[2:19:07 PM] Lampy: IMPOSTOR
[2:19:08 PM] Stoop Kid: shdgvfjsdvyegvygvahs
[2:19:13 PM] Lampy: ARARARARARARAR
[2:19:15 PM] Lampy: SO MANY LAMPYS
[2:19:22 PM] Stoop Kid: What? YOU ARE THE LIAR!
[2:19:24 PM] Lampy: :l
[2:19:28 PM] Lampy: ONE OF THESE LAMPYS ISNT LIKE THE OTHER
[2:19:30 PM] Stoop Kid: *disguises as lampy*
[2:19:37 PM] Stoop Kid: Dohohoho
[2:19:38 PM] Professah Shoolis: ONE OF THESE LAMPYS IS DEAD!
[2:19:39 PM] Lampy: i hate you all so much
[2:19:45 PM] Stoop Kid: whos the pretender?
[2:19:47 PM] Lampy: Lampy sulk
[2:19:53 PM] Stoop Kid: FUCK YOU GUYS!
[2:19:54 PM] Lampy: WE'RE ALL SPAHS HERE ARENT WE
[2:20:02 PM] Stoop Kid: I HATE YOU!
[2:20:02 PM] Lampy: i'm not a spy
[2:20:06 PM] Stoop Kid: I hate you all.
[2:20:07 PM | Edited 2:20:13 PM] Lampy: i'm a goddamn lamp
[2:20:08 PM] Professah Shoolis: Except for the Professer
[2:20:09 PM | Removed 2:20:17 PM] Lampy: This message has been removed.
[2:20:46 PM] Lampy: Lampy decloaks
[2:20:49 PM] Professah Shoolis: I'm the goddam Professah
[2:21:03 PM] Lampy: lies, lies and slander
[2:21:08 PM] Stoop Kid: i knew it!
[2:21:09 PM] Lampy: Lampy lamp
[2:21:13 PM] Lampy: I'm the real one
[2:21:15 PM] Stoop Kid: you were the spy
[2:21:17 PM] Lampy: YOU-YOU JUST DECLOAKED
[2:21:21 PM] Lampy: YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY THE SPY
[2:21:23 PM] Stoop Kid: yeah!
[2:21:28 PM] Lampy: NO I'M A PRYO
[2:21:29 PM] Lampy: SEE
[2:21:34 PM] Lampy: I'm not
[2:21:35 PM] Stoop Kid: it's you!
[2:21:35 PM] Lampy: [1:21:32 PM] Lampy: YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY THE SPY
[1:21:34 PM] Lampy: yeah!
[1:21:38 PM] Pyro: NO I'M A PRYO
[1:21:39 PM] Pyro: SEE
[2:21:36 PM] Lampy: The spy
[2:21:44 PM] Lampy: i don't see pyro yet
[2:21:48 PM] Lampy: That other lampy is a spy
[2:21:53 PM] Professah Shoolis: HUDDA HUDDA HUH
[2:22:00 PM] Lampy: thats the spy
[2:22:02 PM] Lampy: spy check
[2:22:08 PM] Lampy: what
[2:22:09 PM] Lampy: no way
[2:22:12 PM] Lampy: OH FUCK I'M ON FIRE
[2:22:20 PM] Lampy: I'm okay.
[2:22:24 PM] Lampy: I must be the real lampy.
[2:22:24 PM] Lampy: what
[2:22:26 PM] Lampy: uh
[2:22:29 PM] Medic: I heard you guys needed a medic so I switched teams
[2:22:31 PM] Lampy: not really
[2:22:31 PM] Lampy: Lampy ties his cord around the other lamps
[2:22:37 PM] Lampy: Nonono
[2:22:40 PM] Lampy: Now I'm okay.
[2:22:43 PM] Medic: WHO NEEDS AN UBER?
[2:22:46 PM] Professah Shoolis: Combat Lamp
[2:23:01 PM] Lampy: do you know how stupid that would look
[2:23:04 PM] Lampy: really stupid
[2:23:11 PM] Lampy: now get your cord off of me
[2:23:13 PM] Professah Shoolis: Nuh-uh
[2:23:23 PM] Lampy: give me uber
[2:23:26 PM] Lampy: I'm the real lamp.
[2:23:27 PM] Professah Shoolis: COmbat Lamp kills everyone
[2:23:28 PM] Lampy: C'mon guys.
[2:23:29 PM] Lampy: don't
[2:23:30 PM] Lampy: i gonna take these twats
[2:23:32 PM] Lampy: don't uber him
[2:23:37 PM] Lampy: UBER ME
[2:23:39 PM] Lampy: i swear if you uber him
[2:23:42 PM] Medic: kay i'll uber you
[2:23:43 PM] Lampy: you'll be ubering a spy
[2:23:44 PM] Lampy: stfu spy
[2:23:45 PM] Lampy: SPY HERE
[2:23:48 PM] Medic: Medic runs up behind lampy
[2:23:49 PM] Lampy: WHAT
[2:23:52 PM] Medic: Medic backstabs
[2:23:54 PM] Medic: OLO
[2:23:56 PM] Lampy: C'mon quick
[2:23:59 PM] Lampy: argh
[2:23:59 PM] Lampy: I'm
[2:24:00 PM] Lampy: SPY
[2:24:02 PM | Edited 2:24:07 PM] Zink: WHAT IS THIS I HEAR ABOUT A SPY
[2:24:04 PM] Medic: Medic goes invisible
[2:24:06 PM] Lampy: Medic is Spoy
[2:24:06 PM] Lampy: you killed the lampy
[2:24:12 PM] Lampy: you killed the real one
[2:24:14 PM] Professah Shoolis: THIS IS SO CONFUSING
[2:24:16 PM] Lampy: you mean the spy
[2:24:18 PM] Lampy: I WAS NEVER REALLY ON YOUR SIDE
[2:24:23 PM] Lampy: no he didn't
[2:24:26 PM] Lampy: *backstabs shoolis*
[2:24:28 PM] Professah Shoolis: OVERTiME
[2:24:30 PM] Medic: shit i'm runnin out of juice on my wa-
[2:24:33 PM] Medic: Medic is no longer invisible
[2:24:33 PM] Professah Shoolis: OVERTIME
[2:24:34 PM] Lampy: *backstabs zink
[2:24:37 PM] Professah Shoolis: OVERTIME
[2:24:38 PM] Zink: LOOK I'M JUST GONNA KILL ALL OF YOU JUST TO BE SAFE
[2:24:38 PM] Lampy: he killed the spy that was--
[2:24:38 PM] Lampy: *backstabs lampy
[2:24:39 PM] Lampy: wait
[2:24:44 PM] Lampy: spies backstabing spies
[2:24:45 PM] Lampy: *backstabs self
[2:24:47 PM] Lampy: D:
[2:24:48 PM] Lampy: YOU CAN'T KILL ME
[2:24:50 PM] Lampy: Lampy runs to the professah
[2:24:53 PM] Lampy: I'M COMIC RELIEF
[2:24:59 PM] Lampy: help me
[2:25:02 PM] Lampy: WITH A CROWNING MOMENT OF AWESOME
[2:25:03 PM] Lampy: do eeeettt
[2:25:04 PM] Spy: Spy cloaks
[2:25:05 PM] Lampy: WHERE I ALMOST DIE

[2:50:08 PM] Arigasm: Yes, I did pay a visit to Lyra
[2:50:11 PM] Arigasm: and her mom
[2:50:13 PM] Yelling Bird: shit
[2:50:16 PM] Caius Sims: Yeah, I know you did.
[2:50:22 PM] Caius Sims: Because I'm her mom.
[2:50:24 PM] Arigasm: (the plot thickens)

[2:28:41 PM] Professah Shoolis: this is too confuzzling
[2:28:42 PM | Edited 2:28:49 PM] Zink: Zink GROWLS.
[2:28:45 PM] Professah Shoolis: I'm leaving
[2:28:47 PM] Zink: OH CRAP A SPY OF ME
[2:28:49 PM] Stoop Kid: my mind hurts right now
[2:28:52 PM] Zink: DIE SPY
[2:28:58 PM] Zink: Zink SWIMS.
[2:28:58 PM] Zink: Zink Shoots Zink
[2:28:59 PM] Lampy: Lampy has disconnected from the server.
[2:29:11 PM] Lampy: wait, now there are multiple zinks
[2:29:14 PM] Stoop Kid: Stoop Kid has connected to server
[2:29:14 PM] Lampy: ohgeez
[2:29:15 PM] Zink: THAT SETTLES THAT THEN
[2:29:16 PM] Zink: Zink ATTACKS ZINK.
[2:29:18 PM] Stoop Kid: Stoop Kid has joined team BLU
[2:29:20 PM] Zink: OH CRAP HE IS STILL HERE
[2:29:20 PM] Lampy: Oh snaps.
[2:29:27 PM] Zink: Zink breaks Zink's neck
[2:29:28 PM] Lampy: As a Professor.
[2:29:31 PM] Zink: Zink MAULS ALL THE ZINKS.
[2:29:34 PM] Zink: WHAT
[2:29:36 PM] Zink: HOW
[2:29:37 PM] Zink: Zink GROWLS.
[2:29:39 PM] Zink: I BROKE YOUR NECK
[2:29:43 PM] Lampy: LOL
[2:29:44 PM] Lampy: I suggest no underwater bears.
[2:29:44 PM] Zink: THAT IS NOT THE KIND OF THING YOU GET BACK FROM
[2:29:52 PM] Lampy: I'll get over it
[2:29:56 PM | Edited 2:30:11 PM] Zink: Zink KILLS THE PROFESSOR.
[2:30:02 PM] Lampy: I am a Professah after
[2:30:04 PM] Lampy: OH JESUS
[2:30:07 PM] Lampy: guys, stop for a second
[2:30:09 PM] Lampy: *decloaks*
[2:30:10 PM] Zink: Zink attempts to strangle Zink
[2:30:12 PM] Lampy: i'm quoting this
[2:30:20 PM] Zink: DIE NOT ME DIE
[2:30:28 PM] Lampy: daisies you all!
[2:30:31 PM] Lampy: I'll return
[2:30:37 PM] Zink: NOT IF I CAN HELP IT
[2:30:42 PM] Zink: Zink shoots lampy AGAIN
[2:30:51 PM] Lampy: I'm a Okay
[2:31:04 PM] Zink: CURSES
[2:31:05 PM] Lampy: As radio
[2:31:13 PM] Lampy: I suggest not shooting people zink
[2:31:18 PM] Zink: NO
[2:31:20 PM] Zink: Zink KILLS ONE OF THE ZINKS.
[2:31:23 PM] Zink: SHOOTING PEOPLE SOLVES PROBLEMs
[2:31:25 PM] Zink: OH CRAP ANOTHER ONe
[2:31:27 PM] Lampy: Check out that Underwater Bear
[2:31:34 PM] Stoop Kid: I am so confus I cant even keep up anymore
[2:31:43 PM] Zink: Zink CLAWS THE SPY.
[2:31:44 PM] Zink: Zink uses a flamethrower on Zink]
[2:31:48 PM] Lampy: Sup dogs.
[2:32:02 PM] Zink: THEM SPIES ARE EVERYWHERE
[2:32:10 PM] Lampy: Yeah so
[2:32:11 PM] Lampy: My stoop
[2:32:17 PM] Lampy: Pretty awesome.
[2:32:24 PM] Stoop Kid: oh god not this again
[2:32:47 PM] Zink: GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY STOOP.
[2:32:59 PM] Lampy: Doho
[2:33:00 PM] Lampy: Dohohoho
[2:33:01 PM] Zink: WHAT
[2:33:02 PM] Zink: ANOTHER ONE
[2:33:06 PM] Zink: I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU ALL
[2:33:10 PM] Lampy: Get the one on the right
[2:33:10 PM] Zink: IT IS ROCKET TIMe
[2:33:14 PM] Lampy: ffff
[2:33:19 PM] Lampy: Lampy reconects to server
[2:33:20 PM] Zink: Zink fires an RPG at Zink
[2:33:21 PM] Lampy: No get the one on the left
[2:33:23 PM] Zink: Hello guys.
[2:33:26 PM] Zink: NO
[2:33:27 PM] Zink: ANOTHER ONE
[2:33:29 PM] Zink: HOW
[2:33:31 PM] Lampy: Get him quick
[2:33:33 PM] Lampy: ohai
[2:33:35 PM] Zink: OKAY NUKE TIME
[2:33:39 PM] Lampy: He's on the RIGHT DON'T LISTEN
[2:33:40 PM] Zink: What the hell is going on?
[2:33:40 PM] Lampy: now how many zinks are here
[2:33:41 PM] Zink: SAY GOODBYE EVERYONE
[2:33:46 PM] Zink: I HOPE YOU LIKE RADIATION
[2:33:49 PM] Lampy: there are like 50 zinks
[2:33:50 PM] Lampy: and
[2:33:52 PM] Zink: lællåæøæåøæåløæåøåøælæåøålø
[2:33:53 PM] Zink: Zink launches nuke
[2:33:57 PM] Zink: SO LONG
[2:34:02 PM] Zink: What?
[2:34:06 PM] Zink: ENJOY YOUR CANCER
[2:34:09 PM] Lampy: um
[2:34:11 PM] Lampy: something
[2:34:12 PM] Zink: FROM THE RADIATION
[2:34:18 PM] Stoop Kid: my brain is melting from confus, jus sayin
[2:34:21 PM] Lampy: i'm not an organic creature, so i can't get cancer
[2:34:24 PM] Zink: Why are there two Lampys?
[2:34:25 PM] Lampy: cause i'm like a lamp.
[2:34:27 PM] Lampy: so whatever
[2:34:28 PM] Zink: ASSUMING YOU AREN'T INSTANTLY VAPORIZED, OF COURSE
[2:34:34 PM] Lampy: there's only one
[2:34:40 PM] Zink: NO
[2:34:44 PM] Zink: STOP PLAYING DUMB SPY
[2:34:51 PM] Lampy: i only see one lampy
[2:34:53 PM] Lampy: honest
[2:34:53 PM] Zink: YOU KNOW PERFECTLY WELL WHY THERE ARE TWO LAMPYS
[2:34:57 PM] Lampy: uh
[2:34:58 PM] Zink: AND WAY TOO MANY ZINKS
[2:35:00 PM] Lampy: not really
[2:35:05 PM] Lampy: seriously, spy check me
[2:35:08 PM] Lampy: i won't be a spy
[2:35:10 PM] Stoop Kid: i think all this spah work has given zink nam flashbacks
[2:35:31 PM] Zink: But how could I know anything about spies and such?
[2:35:38 PM] Zink: DAMMIT I THOUGHT I NUKED YOU ALL
[2:35:42 PM] Zink: AND YET THERE IS ANOTHER ONE
[2:35:43 PM] Zink: GAH
[2:35:46 PM] Lampy: trygve doesn't see any spies
[2:35:54 PM] Zink: Zink snipes Zink
[2:35:57 PM] Zink: ANY MORE
[2:35:58 PM] Zink: NO
[2:35:58 PM] Lampy: only zinks and stoop kids
[2:36:00 PM] Zink: GOOD!
[2:36:16 PM] Zink: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[2:36:18 PM] Zink: Zink cloaks
[2:36:41 PM] Lampy: Lampy isn't even a tf2 character what is he doing here
[2:36:44 PM] Zink: Zink throws acid in a jar in the general direction of cloaked Zink
[2:36:56 PM] Zink: IT IS LIKE URINE BUT WITH MORE DYING
[2:36:58 PM] Lampy: this isn't even 2fort night or anything
[2:37:01 PM] Lampy: it's hydro
[2:37:02 PM] Zink: AND LESS EMBARASSING
[2:37:09 PM] Lampy: Lampy disconnects from server
[2:37:13 PM] Zink: omgomgomgomg
[2:37:26 PM] Zink: WHAT IS OMGOMGOMG EVEN SUPPOSED TO MEAN
[2:37:33 PM] Zink: IS IT THE SOUND A SPY MAKES WHEN IT DIES
[2:37:35 PM] Zink: BECAUSE IT BETTER BE
[2:37:49 PM] Zink: Zink shoots an arrow at Zink.
[2:37:50 PM] Lampy: this would be great if it were april fools day
[2:38:04 PM] Zink: I BECAME IMMUNE TO ARROWS LAST WEEK
[2:38:09 PM] Zink: USING A MAGIC SPELL
[2:38:11 PM] Zink: OF MAGIC
[2:38:11 PM] Zink: DIE SPY!
[2:38:14 PM] Zink: WHAT
[2:38:27 PM | Edited 2:38:46 PM] Zink: YOU ACCUSE ME OF BEING SPY?
[2:38:33 PM] Zink: YOU BETTER DIE!
[2:38:38 PM] Zink: Zink JARATE!
[2:38:38 PM] Lampy: spies can't use magic because they already have too much crap
[2:38:54 PM | Edited 2:39:00 PM] Zink: JARETE IS FOR DORKS
[2:39:03 PM] Zink: Wait I forgot. Am I a spy or really me?
[2:39:06 PM] Zink: REAL MEAN USE LAVA
[2:39:14 PM] Zink: /zink throws lava in a jar at Zink
[2:39:16 PM] Lampy: this is so confusing
[2:39:24 PM] Lampy: i think everyone else's heads exploded
[2:39:25 PM] Zink: I AM NOT SURE WHY THE JAR DIDN'T MELT
[2:39:41 PM] Zink: ALL THIS SPY BUSINESS DESTROYED MY ABILITY TO NOT USE CAPS
[2:39:46 PM] Zink: Zink ping is too high and lags around.
[2:39:53 PM] Zink: THE LAGGING SPY
[2:39:56 PM] Zink: HE IS THE SPY
[2:39:59 PM] Zink: EVERYONE GET HIM
[2:40:04 PM] Zink: I
[2:40:05 PM] Zink: AM
[2:40:08 PM] Zink: NOT
[2:40:08 PM] Zink: A
[2:40:11 PM] Zink: SPY
[2:40:11 PM] Zink: YES
[2:40:12 PM] Zink: YOU
[2:40:12 PM] Zink: ARE
[2:40:16 PM] Zink: NO
[2:40:16 PM] Zink: I TYPE WAY FASTER THAN YOu
[2:40:19 PM] Zink: YOU ARE!
[2:40:23 PM] Zink: THUS IT IS PROOF I AM ACTUALLY Me
[2:40:29 PM] Zink: SEE
[2:40:33 PM] Zink: NO WAY I WOULD TAKE THAT LONG TO TYPE
[2:40:40 PM] Zink: THAT MEANS YOU HAVE THE TRAINING OF QUICKNESS
[2:40:44 PM] Zink: SOMETHING A SPY HAS!
[2:40:46 PM] Zink: I... guess?
[2:40:49 PM] Zink: What?
[2:40:51 PM] Zink: No, that's a scout
[2:40:57 PM] Zink: YOU SAID IT!
[2:41:04 PM] Zink: Said what now?
[2:41:07 PM] Zink: YOU ARE SPY!
[2:41:08 PM] Stoop Kid: So I hear there's some Zink's in here.
[2:41:10 PM] Zink: what?
[2:41:12 PM] Zink: WHAT
[2:41:13 PM] Stoop Kid: Doip.
[2:41:13 PM] Zink: WHAT
[2:41:15 PM] Zink: WHAAAAAAT
[2:41:17 PM] Zink: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
[2:41:21 PM] Stoop Kid: What.
[2:41:22 PM] Lampy: at least it's zinks this time
[2:41:23 PM] Zink: HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME
[2:41:25 PM] Zink: OF BEING THE SPY
[2:41:26 PM] Zink: AGAIN
[2:41:27 PM] Stoop Kid: What.
[2:41:28 PM] Zink: THIS TIME
[2:41:30 PM] Zink: Zink THROWS A JAR OF LAVA AT THE SPY!
[2:41:34 PM] Stoop Kid: Lampy switch to spy.
[2:41:36 PM] Zink: IT IS TIME FOR THE APOCOLYPSE
[2:41:41 PM] Zink: GOOD JOB SPIEs
[2:41:44 PM] Zink: I AM GOING TO END THE EARTH
[2:41:48 PM] Zink: JUST TO GET RID OF YOU
[2:41:50 PM] Zink: GOOD GOING THERE
[2:41:56 PM] Zink: I GONNA KILL YOU ALL!
[2:42:03 PM] Zink: Zink activates doomsday device
[2:42:09 PM] Zink: Zink COMES WITH MACHETE AFTER ZINK.
[2:42:10 PM] Zink: TEN SECONDS
[2:42:11 PM] Zink: 9
[2:42:14 PM] Zink: EIGHT
[2:42:15 PM] Zink: SEVEN
[2:42:17 PM] Zink: SIX
[2:42:18 PM] Zink: FIVE
[2:42:18 PM] Zink: Zink BACKSTABS!
[2:42:20 PM] Zink: FOUR
[2:42:20 PM] Stoop Kid: FOUR
[2:42:21 PM] Zink: THREE
[2:42:23 PM] Zink: TWO
[2:42:24 PM] Zink: Zink deactivates.
[2:42:24 PM] Zink: ONE
[2:42:26 PM] Stoop Kid: THREE
[2:42:29 PM] Stoop Kid: SEVENTEEN
[2:42:32 PM] Stoop Kid: EIGHTY THREE
[2:42:36 PM] Stoop Kid: TWELVE
[2:42:38 PM] Zink: EVERYTHING IS EXPLODING
[2:42:40 PM] Stoop Kid: FIFTY THREE
[2:42:41 PM] Zink: I WIN
[2:42:43 PM] Zink: I WIIIIIIN
[2:42:48 PM] Zink: also I'm dead because everything includes me

[2:51:52 PM] Radio: Sup Lampy.
[2:51:53 PM] Zink: Oh. So he had actually stopped.
[2:51:57 PM] Zink: Jolly good then.
[2:52:14 PM] Trygve: Bolly
[2:52:18 PM] Lampy: sup radio
[2:52:31 PM] Radio: OHWAITKILLSELF
[2:52:40 PM] Lampy: DON'T
[2:52:47 PM] Lampy: YOU DIDN'T EVEN SCREW UP
[2:52:48 PM] Lampy: SO
[2:52:53 PM] Radio: Your.
[2:52:55 PM] Radio: Your right.
[2:52:57 PM] Radio: Maybe
[2:52:59 PM] Trygve: That's still a spy. :/
[2:53:03 PM] Radio: Maybe I can live a fufilling life.
[2:53:17 PM] Radio: One with succes!
[2:53:21 PM] Radio: Yes!
[2:53:30 PM] Radio: That is what I will-*SPALTTERED BY TRUCK*
[2:53:35 PM] Lampy: D:
[2:53:38 PM] Radio: ohjesus
[2:53:40 PM] Radio: so much pain
[2:53:43 PM] Lampy: NO
[2:53:50 PM] Lampy: RADIO, DON'T DIE
[2:53:51 PM] Radio: Tell my wife
[2:53:52 PM] Lampy: THAT WOULD SUCK
[2:53:52 PM] Stoop Kid: i just remembered I have a pair of 3D glasses in here, I must bring these to school and wear them during class one day. maybe then it'll be more interesting
[2:53:54 PM] Radio: She's ugly
[2:53:57 PM] Radio: gack
[2:54:04 PM] Lampy: WE'RE A COMEDY DUO OF SORTS
[2:54:07 PM] Lampy: YOU CAN'T DIE
[2:54:09 PM] Lampy: ;-;
[2:54:22 PM | Edited 2:54:26 PM] Zink: Oh no Radio how will I listen to the news now
[2:54:50 PM] Stoop Kid: TV?
[2:55:11 PM] Zink: I can't LISTEN to something you WATCH
[2:55:11 PM] Radio: T.V...?
[2:55:12 PM] Radio: That
[2:55:15 PM] Radio: that asshole
[2:55:19 PM] Radio: he stole my
[2:55:19 PM] Lampy: who will wake me up at 6:00 in the morning and not shut up until midnight
[2:55:19 PM] Radio: thunder....
[2:55:23 PM] Radio: gack
[2:55:32 PM] Lampy: hey you're not dead
[2:55:41 PM] Lampy: it's like that movie kung pow enter the fist
[2:55:49 PM] Lampy: where everyone chokes
[2:55:58 PM] Lampy: Lampy drags radio out of the way of the truck
[2:56:00 PM] Stoop Kid: well, at least he wasnt mortally wounded in vain
[2:56:05 PM] Lampy: now what have we learned, john lovitz?
[2:56:20 PM] Lampy: to not run in front of speeding trucks
[2:56:45 PM] Lampy: also your antenna is mashed up
[2:57:06 PM] Lampy: oh wait
[2:57:11 PM] Lampy: it's always bent like that
[2:57:13 PM] Lampy: except when it's not
[2:57:44 PM] Radio: the antenee
[2:57:48 PM] Radio: antenna
[2:57:55 PM] Radio: it's a euhorism
[2:57:56 PM] Radio: for my
[2:57:58 PM] Radio: penis
[2:58:06 PM] Radio: gack
[2:58:09 PM] Lampy: no
[2:58:12 PM] Lampy: it's your arm
[2:58:20 PM] Lampy: cause like, you only have one arm
[2:58:22 PM] Lampy: and no face
[2:58:29 PM] Video: Video kills the Radio.
[2:58:36 PM] Radio: OH FFFFFFFFF
[2:58:40 PM] Lampy:
[2:58:42 PM] Lampy: will you stop that
[2:58:45 PM] Radio: excellent refrenceeeeeee
[2:58:52 PM] Video: o/
[2:58:56 PM] Radio: \o
[2:59:06 PM] Video: Am I hot or what?
[2:59:39 PM] Lampy: but you don't have the voice of John Lovitz, so you will never truly be as awesome

Me: I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt~
Ari: Guess what's inside~
Me: Uh... Semen?
Ari: Yeah. That's pretty much the whole of it.

12:22 Palenque : MALLO MART
12:22 Trygve : MALO*
12:22 Palenque : I knew I spelled it wrong. :L
12:23 Trygve : MALIO*
12:23 Palenque : MARIO*
12:23 Trygve : LUIGI*
12:23 Palenque : WEEGEE*
12:23 Trygve : WIENER*
12:23 Palenque : HOT DOG&
12:23 Palenque : MUSTARD
12:23 Trygve : DECKER*
12:24 Trygve : Wait what