AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Posted: **Sat Jan 16, 2010 5:41 pm**

I DIDN'T THINK YOU WOULD POST THAT.

Posted: **Sat Jan 16, 2010 6:54 pm**

lol context

Posted: **Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:30 pm**

[5:28:30 PM] Mander: That is the parenting equivalent of tearing oyur childs heart out
[5:28:35 PM] Yelling Bird: i need to figure out how to do that

ITT: mechanical babies from health class

Posted: **Sun Jan 17, 2010 1:13 am**

In the call:

*conversations about PETA*
Lizzy: The thing is, laying eggs doesn't even hurt for the chicken
Crush Bandicoot: It's like a period for them
Lizzy: Yes, it's like a period for them
Crush Bandicoot: Except with an egg and less blood
Lizzy: In fact, I wish every month instead of having blood come out of me I could look down into my pants and be like OH HEY BREAKFAST
Everyone else: *shock and laughter*
Lizzy: I'm sorry, I'm kind of in full-on rant mode here

Why can't it actually be like this?

EAT YOUR OWN EGGS.

Posted: **Sun Jan 17, 2010 1:25 am**

I DIDN'T SAY THAT.

Posted: **Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:21 am**

Geckodds: cooldies :>
(10:18:21 PM): *coolsies
TorizoII 10:18 pm
(10:18:47 PM): spoilers: cool dies

Posted: **Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:23 am**

That's it. I'm getting skype.

Posted: **Sun Jan 17, 2010 8:11 am**

Invincible Butts: TO THE BUTTSMOBILE
Unblargh yiffs the buttsmobile
Invincible Butts dies of disappoint my parents poisoning
Invincible Butts: its like global warming BUT WORSE
Unblargh: disappoint my parents poisoning is very serious
Unblargh: it requires pumps to cure
Invincible Butts: stop disappointing my parents you'll get brain cancer
Invincible Butts: and may even effect those closest to you
Unblargh: second-hand disappoint my parents
Invincible Butts: victim
Unblargh: I'm sorry that I've doomed you
Invincible Butts: its ok
Invincible Butts uses DESTINY BOND
Unblargh: uuuhh what does that do
Invincible Butts: i think it makes like
Invincible Butts: the pokemon thats going to die
Invincible Butts: take the target pokemon down with it
Unblargh: hey, as long as you're done for
Invincible Butts: or is that ice beam
Unblargh disappoint my parents
Invincible Butts dies

Except he didn't die with me

Posted: **Sun Jan 17, 2010 8:12 am**

oh no my reputation is tarnished

Posted: **Mon Jan 18, 2010 2:02 am**

8:58 PM - Luigi [F!]: Get out of your inferior to Star Wars univere.
8:58 PM - Luigi [F!]: universe
8:59 PM - President Magikarp does not want to get into this debate.
8:59 PM - Luigi [F!]: Glad you know mine is better.
8:59 PM - Luigi [F!]: Huehuehue
8:59 PM - President Magikarp: Glad you know half of mine doesn't suck.
8:59 PM - President Magikarp: HUEHUAHUEHUAHUEHUAHUEHUAHUEHUAHUEHUAHUEHUAHUEHUA
8:59 PM - Luigi [F!]: fffffffffffff
8:59 PM - Luigi [F!]: LUCASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
9:00 PM - President Magikarp puts on his cool face.

Posted: **Mon Jan 18, 2010 4:22 am**

Star trek is retarded.

Posted: **Mon Jan 18, 2010 4:27 am**

I watched that movie today. :I

Posted: **Mon Jan 18, 2010 6:23 am**

[1:20:59 AM] Stoop Kid: why is six afraid of seven?
[1:21:11 AM] Trendere: Because seven was black

WOOOOAHH TREN

Posted: **Mon Jan 18, 2010 6:24 am**

[1:21:19 AM] Professah Shoolis: oh snap

Posted: **Mon Jan 18, 2010 7:24 am**

Defenestrator2.0 wrote:Star trek is retarded.

>:l

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