Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 3:06 am
Uh-huh.
usually not funny
https://www.awkwardzombie.com/forum/
https://www.awkwardzombie.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=1395
Maybe if she wasn't such a blatant newfag, things would fare better. But I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt. Maybe she got off on the wrong foot, who knows. If she's willing to reanalyze her approach to social interaction on the forum, lurk a little bit and observe how people typically post, then I'm willing to start over, too.Sloth wrote:Sorry Creeper, and Co. I'm just kind of tired about you guys bagging on Crest. I mean, yeah I get you guys don't like her and stuff, but you guys are acting like the girls at my school that gang up on one person and bitch about them until they feel horrible about themselves. I can't in good conscience just watch that.
Yeah, you're cool with me. You spell out all of your words, use proper grammar, and make legitimately insightful posts that actually contribute to the topic without being purposefully inflammatory, so you're all right in my eyes.Sandwich Monster wrote:Do I post normally? :S
I'm so paranoid about this.
[3:02:10 PM] Shellis: When body parts of mine fall asleep, I end up laughing from the pain and discomfort
[3:02:18 PM] Kalekemu: laughing in pain
[3:02:20 PM] Kalekemu: wut
[3:02:29 PM] The Big Cheese: sheila's crazy
[3:02:46 PM] Shellis: I LAUGH TO HIDE THE PAAAAAAAAAIN
[3:02:52 PM] Shellis: Brb, gonna cut my wrists
[3:03:00 PM] Shoolis the Delectable: hahahahahahahahahahaha
[3:03:01 PM] Kalekemu: :0
[3:03:11 PM] Shellis: Shellis dies of bloodloss
[3:03:21 PM] Shoolis the Delectable: but you died laughing
[3:03:36 PM] Kalekemu: You're better off cutting the arteries in your armpits :/
You bleed out faster
[3:03:40 PM] The Big Cheese: sheila is always laughing
[3:03:47 PM] The Big Cheese: but on the inside
[3:03:51 PM] The Big Cheese: a single tear
[3:03:54 PM] The Big Cheese: /agony/
[3:03:57 PM] The Big Cheese: HARK
[3:04:02 PM] The Big Cheese: a shattered heart
[3:04:08 PM] The Big Cheese: glass everywhere
[3:04:14 PM] Shoolis the Delectable: like a clown
[3:04:18 PM] The Big Cheese: like
[3:04:18 PM] Kalekemu: And then Dark was a poet
[3:04:22 PM] The Big Cheese: glass like a clown
[3:04:33 PM] The Big Cheese: GLASSY THE CLOWN
[3:04:36 PM] Shellis: So who's gonna do the eulogy
[3:04:40 PM] The Big Cheese: TWO LETTERS AWAY FROM A CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT
[3:04:42 PM] Shoolis the Delectable: Chuck Norris
[3:04:47 PM] Shellis: Awesome
[3:05:07 PM] The Big Cheese: Eulogy: HERE LIES A REALLY HOT CHICK. I MEAN, DAAAAAAAAAAMN GINA SHE FINE. ALSO, SHE WAS CRAZY. THE END.
[3:05:13 PM] Kalekemu: lol
[3:05:34 PM] The Big Cheese: KA-POW
[3:05:37 PM] Shellis: And then Shellis haunted Dark
[3:05:41 PM] Shellis: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
[3:05:42 PM] Shoolis the Delectable: oh no
[3:05:45 PM] Shellis: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[3:05:49 PM] Shellis: OOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo
[3:05:52 PM] Shellis: Etc
[3:05:56 PM] Shellis: Man, that makes me winded
[3:06:00 PM | Edited 3:06:06 PM] The Big Cheese: ffff why is there a ghost raiding my fridge and hogging the tv
[3:06:06 PM] Kalekemu: lol, winded? Ghosts don't breathe
[3:06:14 PM] The Big Cheese: first week i'm all scared
[3:06:36 PM] The Big Cheese: next week I'm like, "sheila ghost needs to get a fuckin' job man"
[3:06:36 PM] Kalekemu: Imagine, Dark! You'd have a girl who would never leave you for another man
[3:06:47 PM] The Big Cheese: inb4GHOSTBLOWJOBWHOOOO
[3:06:50 PM] Kalekemu: lol
[3:06:58 PM] Kalekemu: And, she'd never get preggerz
[3:06:59 PM] The Big Cheese: KC green, you magnificeint bastard
[3:07:02 PM] Shellis: Oh man
[3:07:09 PM] Shellis: HEY I DO AS I PLEASE
[3:07:12 PM] Shellis: Sexually
[3:07:22 PM] The Big Cheese: Best ghost ever
[3:07:22 PM] Shaggiroth the King of Giants: Wait what?
[3:07:24 PM] Kalekemu: Sheila, ya gotta plan these things out and not just attach yourself to a single man
[3:07:30 PM] The Big Cheese: still
[3:07:31 PM] The Big Cheese: the whole
[3:07:34 PM] The Big Cheese: hogging the tv thing
[3:07:38 PM] The Big Cheese: not cool
[3:07:47 PM] Shellis: Man shut up
[3:07:50 PM] Shoolis the Delectable: ghostwatchers was on
[3:07:51 PM] Kalekemu: lol
[3:07:54 PM] Shellis: Yeah
[3:07:58 PM] Shellis: I like that show
[3:08:01 PM] Kalekemu: Same
[3:08:02 PM] Shellis: They are so true to themselves
[3:08:05 PM] Shellis: SO TRUE
[3:08:07 PM] The Big Cheese: OMG SHEILA SHUTUP FOREVER
[3:08:11 PM] Shellis: NO U
[3:08:22 PM] George: what
[3:08:23 PM] Kalekemu: And then Dark died and haunted Sheila's ghost
[3:08:38 PM] Shellis: What a tweeeeeest
[3:08:40 PM] The Big Cheese: also
[3:08:41 PM] The Big Cheese: related
[3:08:43 PM] The Big Cheese: http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y265/E ... 0e2efa.jpg
[3:08:52 PM] The Big Cheese: We'd just haunt each other
[3:08:55 PM] Kalekemu: He has a job though
[3:08:57 PM] The Big Cheese: it'd be pretty anticlimactic
[3:09:00 PM] Shellis: Man shut up I don't see you complaining
[3:09:02 PM] The Big Cheese: "OOOH, A GHOOOS- wait
[3:09:05 PM] The Big Cheese: i'm one too"
[3:09:08 PM] Kalekemu: Galacticus' job is to kill everything ever
[3:09:11 PM] Shellis: I WILL OUT-GHOST YOU ANY DAY
[3:09:15 PM] The Big Cheese: bring it
[3:09:16 PM] The Big Cheese: BITCH
[3:09:18 PM] Shellis: BRING IT, HOOR
[3:09:21 PM] Shellis: Olo
[3:09:21 PM] Kalekemu: GHOST FIGHT
[3:09:22 PM] Shoolis the Delectable: ghost fight
[3:09:23 PM] The Big Cheese: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
[3:09:25 PM] Kalekemu: ooooh snap
[3:09:35 PM] Shellis: I like the massive hivemind goin' on
[3:09:39 PM] The Big Cheese: I ONCE LEFT EGGSALAD IN KALEKEMOS PANTS
[3:09:41 PM] Shoolis the Delectable: skills
[3:09:42 PM] The Big Cheese: BEAT THAT HAUNTING
[3:09:44 PM] Kalekemu: ew
[3:09:47 PM] Kalekemu: but its true
[3:09:52 PM] The Big Cheese: ka-pow
[3:09:56 PM] Kalekemu: smelled for weeks
[3:10:21 PM] Shellis: I MADE SHOOLIS'S COMPUTER AND LAPTOP STREAM 2 GIRLS 1 CUP NON-STOP
[3:10:27 PM] Kalekemu: OH GOD
[3:10:31 PM] Shoolis the Delectable: NO
[3:10:31 PM] Kalekemu: THAT'S HORRIBLE
[3:10:32 PM] Shoolis the Delectable: NO
[3:10:35 PM] Shoolis the Delectable: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[3:10:42 PM] Shellis: Beat that, PUNK
[3:10:44 PM] Shoolis the Delectable: YOU ARE A HARSH AND CRUEL GHOST
[3:10:47 PM] Kalekemu: Sheila wins that round
[3:10:50 PM] Shoolis the Delectable: NOTHING LIKE CASPER
[3:10:54 PM] Shellis: I do it out of looooooove
[3:10:57 PM] The Big Cheese: MAN
[3:11:01 PM] The Big Cheese: ONCE
[3:11:05 PM] Shellis: Also, I am a terrible person
[3:11:07 PM] Shellis:
[3:11:08 PM] The Big Cheese: KALE'S COMPUTER
[3:11:13 PM] The Big Cheese: SHOW HIM THE PAIN OLYMPICS
[3:11:16 PM] Kalekemu: OH GOD NO
[3:11:17 PM] The Big Cheese: NONSTOP
[3:11:19 PM] The Big Cheese: ALL DAY
[3:11:20 PM] Kalekemu: NONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[3:11:21 PM] Shoolis the Delectable: oh god no
[3:11:25 PM] The Big Cheese: FUCK
[3:11:26 PM] The Big Cheese: YEA
[3:11:28 PM] The Big Cheese: SEAKING
[3:11:36 PM] Kalekemu: I GIVE UP, BOTH OF YOU WIN
[3:11:38 PM] The Big Cheese: DICK SPLITTAN
[3:11:51 PM] Shellis: Oh man
[3:11:52 PM] The Big Cheese: WHOEVER WINS, THE PEOPLE WHO ARE STILL ALIVE LOSE
[3:11:59 PM] Shellis: WOO
[3:12:00 PM] Shoolis the Delectable: Dammit
[3:12:00 PM] Shellis: YEAH
[3:12:05 PM] Kalekemu: Whoever wins, the rest of us kill ourselves
[3:12:12 PM] Shoolis the Delectable: sure why not
[3:12:17 PM] Kalekemu: GHOST PARTY
[3:12:19 PM] Shoolis the Delectable: all the cool kids are doing it
[3:12:21 PM] Kalekemu: woop woop
[3:12:27 PM] Shellis: Man look at all these people hoppin' on the bandwagon
[3:12:33 PM] Shoolis the Delectable: oof death
[3:12:37 PM] Shellis: MAN REMEMBER WHEN BEING A GHOST MEANT SOMETHING
[3:12:41 PM] Shellis: BUT NOW
[3:12:42 PM] Shellis: IT'S ALL
[3:12:44 PM] Shellis: OLO LET'S HAUNT PEOPLE
[3:12:50 PM] Shellis: THESE NEW KIDS JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
[3:12:53 PM] The Big Cheese: "PISH WHATEVER, LETS GO HAUNT SHIT"
[3:12:58 PM] The Big Cheese: I BLAME THE MUSIC
[3:13:07 PM] Shellis: I BLAME SOCIETYYYYYYYYY
[3:13:09 PM] Shoolis the Delectable: all the ghost rap music
[3:13:26 PM] Kalekemu: I'd haunt my friends
[3:13:39 PM] Kalekemu: But only the girls (smirk)
[3:13:46 PM] The Big Cheese: CREEPY
[3:13:56 PM] Shellis: OLO PEEPIN' KALE
[3:13:59 PM] Shoolis the Delectable: Whoops I'm a ghost
[3:14:04 PM] The Big Cheese: You'd be the only ghost wth a trenchcoat
[3:14:06 PM] Kalekemu: lol
[3:14:14 PM] Kalekemu: Trenchghost
[3:14:18 PM] Shellis: That is your new nickname
[3:14:34 PM] Trenchghost: (wasntme)
[3:14:37 PM] Shoolis the Delectable: I fell down some stairs
[3:14:42 PM] The Big Cheese: HARHMGHRM EXCUSE ME THER MA'AM, I HRM AHEM
[3:14:44 PM] Shoolis the Delectable: and into a woodchipper
[3:14:56 PM] Trenchghost: Shoo, you fell to pieces
[3:14:59 PM] The Big Cheese: JUST WANTED TO AHEM *COUGH COUGH* HAUNT YOU
[3:15:17 PM] Shoolis the Delectable: YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
[3:15:21 PM] Trenchghost:
[3:15:33 PM] Shellis: I was about to ask where are your glasses but Kale has that covered
[3:15:40 PM] Trenchghost: Always
[3:15:44 PM] Trenchghost: I always cover
[3:15:52 PM] Trenchghost: (smirk)
[3:16:12 PM] The Shoolis Ghost: posting that shit
[3:16:20 PM] Trenchghost: lol
[3:16:55 PM] The Shoolis Ghost: The ironic part is that I'm wearing shoes
[3:17:03 PM] Trenchghost: How's that ironic
[3:17:08 PM] The Shoolis Ghost: Shoolis
[3:17:10 PM] The Shoolis Ghost: get it
[3:17:11 PM] The Ghost of Shellis: I like to feel a breeze around my privates
[3:17:13 PM] Trenchghost: olo
[3:17:22 PM] The Shoolis Ghost: I like puns
[3:17:22 PM] The Ghost of Shellis: That's not irony!
[3:17:26 PM] The Ghost of Shellis: Exactly
[3:17:29 PM] The Shoolis Ghost: ok true
[3:17:33 PM] The Ghost of Shellis: WINNAR
[3:17:34 PM] The Shoolis Ghost: but
[3:17:38 PM] The Ghost of Shellis: (Is me)
[3:17:39 PM] The Shoolis Ghost: i forget
[3:17:46 PM] Trenchghost: Booooooo
[3:18:00 PM] The Shoolis Ghost: WOooooooOOOooooOOOoooooOOO
[3:18:03 PM] The Ghost of Shellis: Ugh it is such a ghostfest up in here
[3:18:06 PM] The Shoolis Ghost: WHOOOOOO ARE YOU
[3:18:09 PM] The Ghost of Shellis: Man I need to move
[3:18:09 PM] The Shoolis Ghost: WHO WHO
[3:18:12 PM] The Shoolis Ghost: WHOWHO
[3:18:15 PM] The Big Cheese: man
[3:18:18 PM] The Ghost of Shellis: All these crazy kids comin' in, messin' up my haunts
[3:18:26 PM] The Big Cheese: you should come down to Ghost Florida
[3:18:27 PM] The Big Cheese: retire
[3:18:32 PM] The Big Cheese: it's awesome here
[3:18:35 PM] Trenchghost: It's too balmy down there
[3:18:40 PM] The Ghost of Shellis: But the ectoplasmic storms are a problem, I hear
[3:18:43 PM] The Big Cheese: I WASN'T ASKING YOU
[3:18:45 PM] The Big Cheese: YOUGIN'
[3:18:49 PM] The Ghost of Shellis: Streams get crossed
[3:18:53 PM] The Big Cheese: Nah
[3:18:58 PM] The Big Cheese: Not as bad as they say
[3:19:01 PM] Trenchghost: Oh shit, not the streams again
[3:19:01 PM] The Shoolis Ghost: I wanna go ghost surfing
[3:19:09 PM] Angie Nickinson: so uh
[3:19:14 PM] Angie Nickinson: what's with the ghost thing
[3:19:16 PM] Trenchghost: lol, aaaaawkward
[3:19:23 PM] Shaggiroth the King of Giants: ANGIE!
[3:19:26 PM] Shaggiroth the King of Giants: *tackle hugs*
[3:19:31 PM] The Shoolis Ghost: we all died
[3:19:38 PM] The Big Cheese: NIO
[3:19:38 PM] Trenchghost: Yeah
[3:19:40 PM] The Big Cheese: SHEILA AND ME DIED
[3:19:42 PM] Shaggiroth the King of Giants: It's just Dark and Shiela cybering
[3:19:47 PM] The Big Cheese: -THEY- JUST JUMPED THE BANDW
[3:19:49 PM | Edited 3:19:56 PM] The Big Cheese: shaggy, no
[3:20:05 PM] Trenchghost: AND THEN THEY CAUSED US TO KILL OURSELVES BY FORCING US TO WATCH PAIN OLYMPICS AND 2 GIRLS 1 CUP
[3:20:12 PM] Angie Nickinson: oh, cybering ok
[3:20:15 PM] The Shoolis Ghost: OVER AND OVER AND OVER AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[3:20:37 PM] The Ghost of Shellis: YOU KNOW YOU ENJOYED IT
[3:20:41 PM] The Ghost of Shellis: Over and over and over again
[3:20:43 PM] The Shoolis Ghost: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[3:20:46 PM] Trenchghost: And then I haunted my female friends and became the trenchghost
[3:20:46 PM] The Ghost of Shellis: Again
[3:20:47 PM] The Shoolis Ghost: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
[3:20:47 PM] The Ghost of Shellis: And
[3:20:48 PM] The Ghost of Shellis: Again
[3:20:49 PM] The Big Cheese: WE WERE HAVING A GHOST OFF
[3:20:51 PM] The Big Cheese: I MEAN
[3:20:55 PM] The Big Cheese: IT WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN
[3:21:02 PM] The Ghost of Shellis: Ahaha, I just realized what that sounds like
[3:21:20 PM] Trenchghost: A "ghost off"
[3:21:39 PM] The Ghost of Shellis: Yes
[3:21:40 PM] Shaggiroth the King of Giants: cybering
[3:21:48 PM] The Big Cheese: No
[3:21:50 PM] The Big Cheese: good god
[3:22:19 PM] Trenchghost: cybering
[3:21 PM] Shellis:
<<< Yes
[3:22:19 PM] The Ghost of Shellis: omg a/s/l olo
[3:22:25 PM] Shaggiroth the King of Giants: Chill out, it's a joke
[3:22:28 PM] The Shoolis Ghost: age: dead
[3:22:39 PM] The Ghost of Shellis: sex: sort of
[3:22:47 PM] The Ghost of Shellis: if you're into that sort of thing
[3:22:53 PM] The Shoolis Ghost: necro
[3:22:54 PM] The Ghost of Shellis: location: ur house
[3:22:56 PM] The Shoolis Ghost: things
[3:23:07 PM] Trenchghost: A= 359
S= If I can get solid enough (ohohoho)
L= Your bedroom
[3:23:30 PM] The Shoolis Ghost: brb eating ghost food
[3:23:54 PM] The Big Cheese: DON'T YOU MEAN
[3:23:57 PM] The Big Cheese: BOO-LOGNA
[3:24:02 PM] The Big Cheese: DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH
[3:24:02 PM] Trenchghost: /facepalm
[3:24:26 PM] Trenchghost: I prefer Boo-Berries: The cereal made for ghosts
[3:25:15 PM] Shaggiroth the King of Giants: COUNT CHOCULA!~
[3:26:16 PM] The Ghost of Shellis: BOOHAHAHAHAHA
Which was the best.Kalekemo wrote:Hey
Hey
HEY
It's shorter than Sheila's summary of "10,000 BC"
Oh my yes, it was the absolute bestShoolis wrote:Which was the best.Kalekemo wrote:Hey
Hey
HEY
It's shorter than Sheila's summary of "10,000 BC"
KA-DOOM wrote:I need to get me into some skype chats.