AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Posted: **Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:34 am**

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH

Posted: **Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:35 am**

You called?

Posted: **Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:36 am**

[9:34:10 PM] Shoolisman: BRB PUNCHING KITTENS
[9:34:10 PM] We Todd Did, Sofa King: FALCON PAUUUUUUNCH

WHAT BEAUTIFUL TIMING; RIGHT DOWN TO THE SECOND.

Posted: **Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:49 am**

I WON THAT FIGHT, BTW.

Posted: **Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:58 am**

Am Unicorn: want to play some soon
Angie Nickinson: sure
Am Unicorn: i mean i have to do something at the moment
Angie Nickinson: *stares ar rollercoaster*
Am Unicorn: but in maybe 15 or less minutes
Angie Nickinson: I WILL DEFEAT YOU, ROLLERCOASTER
Angie Nickinson: ok
Am Unicorn: NO, ANGIE
Am Unicorn: YOU ARE THE ROLLERCOASTERS
Am Unicorn: AND THEN ANGIE WAS A CAROUSEL
Angie Nickinson: :O
Am Unicorn: what a TWEEEEEEEEEEEST

Posted: **Wed Jan 06, 2010 3:05 am**

[10:00:14 PM] Threeve: ALSO HOLD ON IMMA HEAL YOU
[10:00:15 PM] Unbalanced: sexually

Posted: **Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:47 am**

WARNING: kind of vulgar

TMS : ANYWAYS. So she's dating this guy I knew in middle school and was friends with, and so she tells me that they've been having sex, but he wants to try anal with her.
But she said he's not allowed to do that to her until it's been done to him.
Long story short:
She wants me to fuck this guy.
Should I do it?
Key: LASJFKLAJWRKLJAT
Crim: ...
Sir David Mother Fucker: man TMS, you're a pretty big fag lately.

So guys, should I go for it?

Posted: **Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:52 am**

That depends.

Do you want to do it?

Posted: **Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:09 am**

Key wrote:LASJFKLAJWRKLJAT

This.

Posted: **Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:17 am**

Well apparently your first time is supposed to be special...

I am conflicted.

Posted: **Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:19 am**

Try asking her to join in. It's unfair for you to hog him all to yourself.

Posted: **Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:22 am**

Crawfish wrote:WARNING: kind of vulgar

TMS : ANYWAYS. So she's dating this guy I knew in middle school and was friends with, and so she tells me that they've been having sex, but he wants to try anal with her.
But she said he's not allowed to do that to her until it's been done to him.
Long story short:
She wants me to fuck this guy.
Should I do it?
Key: LASJFKLAJWRKLJAT
Crim: ...
Sir David Mother Fucker: man TMS, you're a pretty big fag lately.
So guys, should I go for it?

ITT: The chaste leading the chaste.

Posted: **Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:42 am**

Posted: **Wed Jan 06, 2010 6:02 am**

[12:01:05 AM] Cafall: People won't be people when they hear this sound
[12:01:08 AM] Phantom Renegade: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Posted: **Wed Jan 06, 2010 6:17 am**

InsertFail: PLEASE DON'T GIVE ME THE BACKHAND
InsertFail: IT'S NOT MY FAULT, I SWEAR
Am Unicorn: OH IS IT NOW
Am Unicorn: THEN WHO'S FAULT IS IT
InsertFail: Baby Jesus?
Am Unicorn: IDIOT
Am Unicorn: NEVER RAT ON BABY JESUS
InsertFail: NO I'M SORRY
Am Unicorn backhands you
InsertFail gets two black eyes
Am Unicorn: BUT YOU ONLY HAVE -9
InsertFail: Woah, two black eyes from one backhand, impressive
InsertFail: BUT
InsertFail: NO MORE
Am Unicorn: you don't even have eyes
InsertFail: PLEASE
InsertFail: I still have eyesockets,
InsertFail: that can be bruised
Am Unicorn backhands your nostrils
Am Unicorn: HAHA
InsertFail: AUGH MY NOOOOOOOOOSE
InsertFail: My nostrils are made of titanium, though
Am Unicorn: well
Am Unicorn: i guess i will just have to backhand you with...
Am Unicorn: my titanium
InsertFail: NO
InsertFail: NOOOOOOO
InsertFail: NOT THAT
Am Unicorn turkey slaps your nostrils

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