AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Game Angel wrote:Hmm, maybe i should actually draw something like that sometime.

After the Demoman/ Soldier collab

andmy Secret Santa

and Kamina Nick.

[20:05:07] DoctorBrothel: I call mine Mrs Vagina
[20:05:08] Doctor Noffletoff, Certified Wallet Owner: ^
[20:05:26] Doctor Noffletoff, Certified Wallet Owner: Wait what

Putt-Putt says:
carry me over the threshold, caleb!
Chicky Reaper says:
I'm not even sure what that means
Putt-Putt says:
BURNING
OH GOD CEASAR DRESSING MIXED WITH CHAMPAGNE BURNS
Chicky Reaper says:
HOLY CRAP
I'M NOT SURE IF THAT WAS JUST THE WEBCAM'S BAD QUALITY
BUT YOUR TONGUE WAS LIKE FIVE INCHES LONG
Putt-Putt says:
i have a really long tongue
Chicky Reaper says:
OH DEAR LORD
THAT'S HORRIFYING ;_;

InsertFail: BLOWJOBS OMG~
Lolita: WHAT ABOUT THEM~
InsertFail: They are bothersome unless someone can fix them
Lolita: well~
Lolita: YOU WOULD FIX IT, WOULDN'T YOU~
InsertFail: That is my purpose in life
Lolita: ~
InsertFail: WHERE THERE IS A BONER
InsertFail: THERE WILL BE A SHEILA TO FIX IT
Lolita: HOT

[12:16:10 AM] Shellis: Here let me facebattle it better
[12:16:17 AM] Shellis: *mwuah*
[12:16:20 AM] Shellis: Done
[12:16:25 AM] Am Unicorn's Vengeful Spirit: hey i hurt the inside of my thigh too
[12:16:27 AM] Shellis: Hurdur
[12:16:30 AM] Am Unicorn's Vengeful Spirit: can you facebattle that one better
[12:16:42 AM] Shellis: Your boner is getting in the way
[12:16:43 AM] Shellis: Can't
[12:16:58 AM] Am Unicorn's Vengeful Spirit: oh sorry
[12:17:07 AM] Am Unicorn's Vengeful Spirit: just let me amputate that for a secooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnd
[12:17:08 AM] Am Unicorn's Vengeful Spirit: and
[12:17:09 AM] Am Unicorn's Vengeful Spirit: done
[12:17:52 AM] Shellis: Oh, I'm sorry you had to do that
[12:17:56 AM] Shellis: Put it on ice and we'll get it reattached later
[12:18:12 AM] Am Unicorn's Vengeful Spirit: no its ok
[12:18:19 AM] Am Unicorn's Vengeful Spirit: i can just grow another one right here
[12:18:22 AM] Am Unicorn's Vengeful Spirit: Am Unicorn's Vengeful Spirit shlorp!
[12:18:37 AM] Shellis: FFFFFFFF TENTACLE SOUNDS
[12:18:39 AM] Shellis: AAAAGH
[12:19:27 AM] Am Unicorn: :D
[12:19:31 AM] Am Unicorn: this one comes with suckers
[12:19:34 AM] Am Unicorn: for her pleasure
[12:19:58 AM] Shellis: HNNNNNNNNNGH
[12:19:59 AM] Shellis: GOD daisies
[12:20:25 AM] Am Unicorn: i can turn it inside out, too
[12:20:34 AM] Am Unicorn: so now i have studs for my pleasure
[12:20:44 AM] Shellis: I do not like tentacles, they get everywhere and hnnnnn
[12:20:54 AM] Am Unicorn: oh but you do
[12:21:01 AM] Am Unicorn: you like it aaaaaaallllll over the place
[12:21:06 AM] Am Unicorn: in every hole
[12:21:11 AM] Am Unicorn: EVEN EARS
[12:21:25 AM] Shellis: Ugh no thx
[12:21:41 AM] Am Unicorn: you can't deny it
[12:21:51 AM] Am Unicorn: ITS YOUR DESTINY
[12:21:54 AM] Am Unicorn: TO BE TENTACLE RAPED
[12:22:08 AM] Shellis: Probably

Miranda: now let me make you a Sandwich
Am Unicorn: yaaaaaaaaaaaay
Miranda: bacon?
Am Unicorn: yes please
Am Unicorn: I MEAN
Am Unicorn: OF COURSE
Am Unicorn: STUPID WOMAN
Am Unicorn hits Miranda
Miranda: good boy

Miranda: NOW GO CHEAT ON ME LIKE A GOOD MAN
Am Unicorn: I AM ONE STEP AHEAD OF YOU
Am Unicorn: INFACT
Am Unicorn: ITS WITH OUR DAUGHTER
Miranda: YOU'RE A REAL MAN
Am Unicorn: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Yelling Bird says:
that's why i need the third house extension
but i'm scared it'll have brock eyes
Ari says:
what
Yelling Bird says:
his whole goddamn family has brock eyes
so
Ari says:
the house will have brock eyes?...
OH
Yelling Bird says:
the kid will prob-
Ari says:
YOUR KIDS
Yelling Bird says:
DHUJSF
HOW
WOULD A HOUSE
Ari says:
I KNOW
Yelling Bird says:
HAVE BROCK EYES
Ari says:
THAT'S WHAT I WAS WONDERING
Yelling Bird says:
THAT IS AWESOME
Ari says:
AAAAAAAAAAGH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Yelling Bird says:
MENTAL IMAGES
OH MY GOD I NEED TO DRAW THAT
Ari says:
AWWWWWWWWWWRIGHT