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[Trygve]

[04:22:52] Yeili: Morra di svetter lite til å være så feit

EDIT: FYI: MARILYN MONROE IS A NORWEGIAN-AMERICAN

[corsica]

FUCK YOU

[Torizo]

So you're related to Sig Hansen, right?

[Trygve]

So you're related to Sig Hansen, right?

Who knows. It might be possible because we do have some distant family in the States.

[Fooflyer]

Am Unicorn: EXTREME
Am Unicorn: WHAT THE FUCK IS EXTREME ABOUT PEGGLE
Am Unicorn: SOMEONE FUCKING TELL ME
Unblargh: I dunno
Am Unicorn: AAAAH SCREW YOU
Am Unicorn: YOU'RE USELESS

GJKSLKJDSLHKJSDLHKDJFLKDFJL;SKJMQA;las;lj

[Unbalanced]

All I'm good for is disappointing my parents and nobody even likes that ;-;

[Fooflyer]

[12:26:20 PM] Am Unicorn: NO DAD NO
[12:26:40 PM] DickMama Bunyip: IT'S FRANKY TIME
Dick mama is so sirreh

[Trygve]

[02:53:50] Dimm: So I herd you guys like stories about torizo
[02:54:17] The Big Cheese: yesss
[02:54:36] John Thomas: UNCLE DIMM! TELL US A STORY!
[02:54:42] Dimm: H'okay
[02:54:48] Dimm: Now that Skype has stopped freaking out on me
[02:54:50] Unblargh: TELL US THE ONE WITH TORIZO AND THE KITCHEN
[02:54:54] The Big Cheese: c:
[02:54:55] John Thomas: YEs!
[02:54:56] Lolita: UNCLE DIMM
[02:54:58] Lolita: <3
[02:55:03] Dimm: Alright kids, gather round
[02:55:13] John Thomas: John Thomas finds his popcorn.
[02:55:15] Dimm: watch the spitoon, it's gettin full don't knock it over
[02:55:18] Lolita: Lolita sits at Dimm's feet.
[02:55:24] Lolita: DIMM
[02:55:26] Lolita: CAN I SIT
[02:55:28] Lolita: ON YOUR LAP
[02:55:33] Lolita: AND BE YOUR TEMPORARY NEICE
[02:55:38] Scabby: I'm apparently a great baker.
[02:55:47] Dimm: I don't think aunt torizo would mind
[02:55:47] Scabby: But I haven't tried much cooking.
[02:55:52] Angie Nickinson: guys you should change your skype names to l4d characters cause that would be pretty cool
[02:55:54] Lolita: c:
[02:55:54] Water Tango: If you had a neice named Lolita, that'd be pretty unfortunate.
[02:56:01] Lolita: Lolita scrambles and sits on Dimm's lap
[02:56:04] Dimm: I lol'd
[02:56:07] Lolita: fdslkj
[02:56:13] John Thomas: Angie? You are Nick's son?
[02:56:24] Dimm: RIGHT, THE KITCHEN
[02:56:33] Unblargh: SHHHHH IT'S STORY TIME
[02:56:36] Unblargh: SHUT UP
[02:56:38] Dimm: So one day, Torizo was very, very hungry
[02:56:46] Lolita: Bunyip SSSHHHH STORY TIME
[02:56:47] John Thomas: Yeah.
[02:56:49] Dimm: and on seeing that no one would fix her something to eat
[02:56:53] DickMama Bunyip: aaaahhhhh LOLI
[02:56:56] Dimm: She decided to take matters into her own hands
[02:56:59] DickMama Bunyip: IOGUIUBRSJN
[02:57:02] Unblargh: I LOVE THIS ONE
[02:57:02] Dimm: and try to cook something of her own
[02:57:13] Dimm: Looking through the freezer, all she could find was bagel bites
[02:57:18] DickMama Bunyip: LVOE
[02:57:20] John Thomas: She burnt it right?
[02:57:20] Dimm: which is okay because bagel bites are fucking delicious
[02:57:32] DickMama Bunyip: aha
[02:57:35] Unblargh: SUSPENSE
[02:57:38] Dimm: so she takes the bagel bites from the package, puts them on a plate, and puts it in the microwave and wanders away
[02:57:45] Lolita: did she somehow make aliens?
[02:57:48] Unblargh: Unblargh fsjal
[02:57:48] Lolita: alien bagel bites?
[02:57:49] Dimm: she comes back a few minutes later when they're supposed to be done
[02:57:50] DickMama Bunyip: ahhaa what
[02:57:58] Dimm: and the MICROWAVE
[02:57:58] DickMama Bunyip: O:
[02:58:00] Dimm: HAS BURST INTO FLAMES
[02:58:00] DickMama Bunyip: CLIMAX
[02:58:02] Unblargh: nnnngh what happens next
[02:58:05] Unblargh: YES
[02:58:06] The Big Cheese: WHAT
[02:58:07] Lolita: OH GOD WHAT
[02:58:08] Water Tango: WAT
[02:58:10] DickMama Bunyip: YES DIMM
[02:58:10] The Big Cheese: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
[02:58:11] The Big Cheese: WAIT
[02:58:13] The Big Cheese: OHOMYGOD
[02:58:13] DickMama Bunyip: WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
[02:58:15] Water Tango: Don't microwaves have timers on them?
[02:58:15] Lolita: PFFFFFFFFFFT
[02:58:20] The Big Cheese: DIMM TELL ME SOMEONE IS HOMEWITH HER RIGHT NOW
[02:58:20] Lolita: CONTINUE SPEAKING UNCLE DIMM
[02:58:21] Threeve: i just got back from things and what is this
[02:58:22] DickMama Bunyip: OH GOD HOW DID THIS HAPPEN
[02:58:23] Dimm: Well after freaking out and throwing water on it everything was okay
[02:58:29] DickMama Bunyip: ahaha
[02:58:32] Lolita: HOW DID THIS HAPPEN
[02:58:33] Unblargh: yaaaaaaay
[02:58:37] Dimm: it was more the bagel bites in the microwave on fire
[02:58:37] DickMama Bunyip: Works everytime
[02:58:40] Dimm: but you could see the flames
[02:58:41] Dimm: and smoke
[02:58:44] DickMama Bunyip: oh god
[02:58:44] Dimm: and oh god vietnam
[02:58:50] Lolita: UNCLE DIMM
[02:58:51] DickMama Bunyip: oh god I'm glad she's alright!
[02:58:51] Angie Nickinson: HEY WHERE DID FUCKIN Bunyip COME FROM HOLY SHEET
[02:58:53] Unblargh: D:
[02:58:55] Lolita: DON'T SPEAK OF 'NAM
[02:58:58] Unblargh: UNCLE DIMM YOU'RE SCARING ME
[02:58:58] Lolita: WE MUST FORGET AND MOVE ON
[02:59:00] Lolita: ;-;
[02:59:02] DickMama Bunyip: I CAME TO LIFE AGAIN
[02:59:02] The Big Cheese: AHG
[02:59:04] The Big Cheese: DIMM
[02:59:06] Dimm: HE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID "I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS"
[02:59:11] Lolita: DIMM ;-;
[02:59:12] Dimm: AND I SAID "BUBBA, YOU AINT GOT NO LEGS"
[02:59:13] The Big Cheese: /IS/ /SOMEONE/ HOME WITH HER RIGHT NOW
[02:59:18] Unblargh: NO STOP ;-;
[02:59:21] DickMama Bunyip: 'NAM IS WHERE THEY KEELED MAH BORTHORS
[02:59:23] DickMama Bunyip: ;-;
[02:59:24] Lolita: UNCLE DIMM ;-;
[02:59:27] Lolita: Bunyip
[02:59:28] Lolita: HOLD ME
[02:59:28] Lolita: ;-;
[02:59:31] Dimm: Yeah someone's there with her right now
[02:59:33] DickMama Bunyip: DickMama Bunyip holds
[02:59:35] Lolita: thank godness
[02:59:36] The Big Cheese: I AM IN A WAYWORRIED RIGHT NOW
[02:59:36] Unblargh: UNCLE DIM I'M SCARED
[02:59:37] Lolita: Lolita holds
[02:59:38] The Big Cheese: OHGOOD
[02:59:41] Dimm: continuing on!
[02:59:43] DickMama Bunyip: oh good D:
[02:59:48] Dimm: Torizo has vowed to never cook again
[02:59:53] The Big Cheese: ohgod
[02:59:55] Dimm: which is okay because I'm a pretty daisies good cook
[02:59:58] John Thomas: SHES DOING IT NOW!
[03:00:00] Lolita: but uncle dimm
[03:00:03] Unblargh: ...yeah
[03:00:04] Lolita: how did she burn them?
[03:00:04] Unblargh: right now
[03:00:06] Dimm: but boiling eggs is just... water
[03:00:08] Trollizo: I'M JUST BOILING WATER
[03:00:10] Dimm: How did she burn them?
[03:00:13] Lolita: pfffft
[03:00:15] Lolita: yes
[03:00:16] Dimm: How the hell should I know, it's magic
[03:00:16] Unblargh: IT MIGHT CATCH ON FIRE
[03:00:18] Dimm: MAGIC I SAY
[03:00:20] Lolita: oh man
[03:00:25] Lolita: TORI
[03:00:25] John Thomas: SHE'S BURNING THE WATERS
[03:00:26] Lolita: ARE YOU
[03:00:26] Trollizo: AND SO MAYBE I TOTALLY ATE THOSE BAGEL BITES EVEN AFTER THEY BURST INTO FLAMES
[03:00:28] Trollizo: I AM MAN
[03:00:29] Lolita: A WIZARD
[03:00:33] DickMama Bunyip: TORI
[03:00:35] DickMama Bunyip: YOU
[03:00:35] Lolita: BURNING WATER IS CALLED BOILING
[03:00:35] DickMama Bunyip: ARE
[03:00:36] DickMama Bunyip: THE MAN
[03:00:38] The Big Cheese: "AHHHHHHH GREG THE WATER IS ON FIRE"
[03:00:40] DickMama Bunyip: o/
[03:00:43] Dimm: OH SHI-
[03:00:44] Trollizo: ONLY A WHOLE LOTTA WIZARD
[03:00:46] Lolita: \o
[03:00:48] Trollizo: \O
[03:00:48] Unblargh: I dunno maybe you could leave the egg carton near the stove by accident and WOOSH FLAMES
[03:00:48] Lolita: STOLE'D
[03:00:49] John Thomas: Fire is fun.
[03:00:49] Water Tango: 1. Corn flakes
2. Milk
3. ????
4. FIRE!!!
[03:00:51] DickMama Bunyip: daisies IT LOLI
[03:00:55] DickMama Bunyip: OH
[03:00:59] Lolita: SOMEBODY QUOTE THIS ENTIRE CONVERSATION

[DarkSurfer]

[9:04:51 PM] The Big Cheese: TORI YOU KNOW WE LOVE YOU
[9:04:54 PM] Dimm: ONLY WHEN THE ALCOHOL KICKS IN

[Tall-Hatted Yanimae]

DIMM THAT'S SUCH A NICE THING TO SAY I HOPE YOU TWO ARE pop flyin' TOGETHER.

[Cabinet]

K says:
As long as you dont hear the banshee

Cabinet says:
OH SHI-

K says:
You hear the Banshee, you run. Grab some salt, and kick a leprechaun

Cabinet says:
And then facebattle the blarney stone while drinking guinness?
Cause thats where this conversation seems to be going

k says:
While eatting the wings off a fairy. And I wasn't even thinking of the Blarney stone
Forgot that was yours

Cabinet says:
I hope its ours
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE BRITIS MC BRITFACE?
And whats that under your jacket?
You saw through my disguise!
bah! I would have gotten away with it too if it wernt for you meddling kids and your leprachuan

k says:
That would be a funny show

Cabinet says:
Scooby o'doo

It was funny at the time

[Trygve]

Loli: Say something Norwegian!
Yeili: Marilyn Monroe.

[Fooflyer]

[2:12:03 PM] DickMama Bunyip: What's new Pussycat?
[2:12:09 PM] DickMama Bunyip: whooa whooa whoa whoa whooaaaaaaaa
[2:12:53 PM] Am Unicorn: screw you and your pussy

[Trygve]

I HATE YOU GUYS! I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!

[Unbalanced]

Unblargh: brb doritos
InsertFail: Ooo, cool
Unblargh: It's guacomole and something else
InsertFail: Ew
Unblargh: but it's gooood
InsertFail: No
Unblargh: NO IT'S GOOD
Unblargh: TRY IT
InsertFail: HELL NAW
InsertFail: D:<
Unblargh: have you even tried it
InsertFail: No because I know it will be nasty
Unblargh: SEE THIS IS MY POINT
Unblargh: IT IS GOOD
Unblargh: YOU DO NOT WANT TO ACCEPT THIS AND WON'T EVEN TRY IT
Unblargh: IT'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
InsertFail: NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Unblargh: YOU
Unblargh: ARE IGNORANT
Unblargh: YOU KNOW THAT
Unblargh: YOU ARE IGNORANT
Unblargh: TO THE WORLD OF DORITOS
Unblargh: AND IT'S FLAVOURS BESIDES NACHO CHEESE
InsertFail: NO I KIND OF DISLIKE NACHO CHEESE A LOT
InsertFail: RANCH IS MY DORITO FLAVOR
Unblargh: BLASPHEMY
InsertFail: TAKE YOUR NASTY-booty DORITOS AND BE GONE, PEON
Unblargh: ALTHOUGH YES RANCH IS GOOD
InsertFail: I AM GLAD WE CAN AGREE ON THIS

Ignorant.